GI Joe was at least roughly inspired by real military hardware. This man with no engineering or military experience says that he’s personally designing these ships. It will make GI Joe look completely fucking grounded and realistic.
Mode_Historical on
Anything, the more outrageous the better, to distract from Epstein files.
BryteInsight on
> Trump described himself as a “very aesthetic person” while noting that he, along with the U.S. Navy, would work on the design of the vessels.
Each battleship will have a gold figurehead of an underage girl at its prow.
CAM6913 on
Trump getting involved will speed up production. ROFLOL!!!! Everything he touches is doomed but he has to slap his name on it and tout how great it is.
NoReserve7293 on
Laugh or cry either way this is fucked. I wonder what the Admirals and engineers really think of tRumps design inputs.
MentalSky_ on
It looks pretty small….
RKRagan on
In the age of carriers battleships are stupid.
No-Post4444 on
That’s an insult to G.I. Joe.
zerosumratio on
Will they still carry his name when these ships get proven as easily target, easily sinkable ridiculously boondoggles full of conflicting expensive hardware that barely gets used because of so many problems with the ship itself? That is, if they ever get built in the first place (since naval warfare is being won now by drones). I’m sure he will cast blame at everyone but himself, how his most loyal yes men in the Navy were “stooges of Sleepy Joe” and purposely built a white elephant ship with his name on it, just to make him look bad.
jizonida on
That’ll end up being the Cybertruck of battleships
joro65 on
Battleships are floating targets. I doubt they’d last long in a war.
subUrbanMire on
Tariffs paying for this, too, Donnie?
We don’t *have* Golden Fleet money, pudding head.
1984isAMidlifeCrisis on
Rail guns and laser beams! Hypersonic missiles! Regular Missiles!
Pewpewpew! Boom! Boom! Boom!
My God, you can just see him crawling around on the carpet playing with his toy boats.
Richfotop on
Will be made from 1/4” plywood and painted gold
Living_Young1996 on
I don’t like trump at all, but G I Joe is the shit, and based off from what I’ve seen from this administration, they could do far, far worse.
thelastdenisovan on
The USS Bone Spurs?
Demonking3343 on
We don’t even have realistically functioning railguns. The project was abandoned because we couldn’t make it work.
FIicker7 on
Tame…
TooManyDraculas on
That looks like an AI refresh of the Freedom class littoral ships.
Which the Navy pulled from front line duty as soon as they adopted them, then promptly retired.
Cause they were dog shit. Billion dollar dog shit.
Maleficent-Bug7998 on
I know we say it every day here, but man, what a fucking idiot this guy.
billetboy on
I used to draw pictures like that at the kitchen table when I was 10 or 11 years old.
FingerAmazing5176 on
it’s large, but it’s also impotent!
AcadiaLivid2582 on
Fun fact: Trump requires Congressional approval to build new ships.
Does funding a new “Trump class” of “battleship” controlled by “AI” sound like something Congress will fund?
Barl0we on
More like the USS Boondoggle
RedLanternScythe on
And thus the United States cedes it’s naval power.
Glittering_Affect220 on
fr wow threw design out the window like this i can’t even right now
ClarkJKent on
I can see it now the U.S.S. Epstein.
Browns45750 on
Umm guess everyone forgets the zumwalt class destroyer which had the same weapon ideas as this dream. We only built three and they are one biggest cost overruns in defense department history
Ahfei80 on
Anybody getting the vibes of Homer Simpson designing his car?
mrkruk on
The most egotistical president ever. Naming everything after himself. Pathetic.
VannKraken on
Someone, anyone, please put Grampy to bed.
CartoonBeardy on
It looks like someone made World of Warships for the PS1
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we don’t need a battleshi with gold decorations.
GI Joe was at least roughly inspired by real military hardware. This man with no engineering or military experience says that he’s personally designing these ships. It will make GI Joe look completely fucking grounded and realistic.
Anything, the more outrageous the better, to distract from Epstein files.
> Trump described himself as a “very aesthetic person” while noting that he, along with the U.S. Navy, would work on the design of the vessels.
Each battleship will have a gold figurehead of an underage girl at its prow.
Trump getting involved will speed up production. ROFLOL!!!! Everything he touches is doomed but he has to slap his name on it and tout how great it is.
Laugh or cry either way this is fucked. I wonder what the Admirals and engineers really think of tRumps design inputs.
It looks pretty small….
In the age of carriers battleships are stupid.
That’s an insult to G.I. Joe.
Will they still carry his name when these ships get proven as easily target, easily sinkable ridiculously boondoggles full of conflicting expensive hardware that barely gets used because of so many problems with the ship itself? That is, if they ever get built in the first place (since naval warfare is being won now by drones). I’m sure he will cast blame at everyone but himself, how his most loyal yes men in the Navy were “stooges of Sleepy Joe” and purposely built a white elephant ship with his name on it, just to make him look bad.
That’ll end up being the Cybertruck of battleships
Battleships are floating targets. I doubt they’d last long in a war.
Tariffs paying for this, too, Donnie?
We don’t *have* Golden Fleet money, pudding head.
Rail guns and laser beams! Hypersonic missiles! Regular Missiles!
Pewpewpew! Boom! Boom! Boom!
My God, you can just see him crawling around on the carpet playing with his toy boats.
Will be made from 1/4” plywood and painted gold
I don’t like trump at all, but G I Joe is the shit, and based off from what I’ve seen from this administration, they could do far, far worse.
The USS Bone Spurs?
We don’t even have realistically functioning railguns. The project was abandoned because we couldn’t make it work.
Tame…
That looks like an AI refresh of the Freedom class littoral ships.
Which the Navy pulled from front line duty as soon as they adopted them, then promptly retired.
Cause they were dog shit. Billion dollar dog shit.
I know we say it every day here, but man, what a fucking idiot this guy.
I used to draw pictures like that at the kitchen table when I was 10 or 11 years old.
it’s large, but it’s also impotent!
Fun fact: Trump requires Congressional approval to build new ships.
Does funding a new “Trump class” of “battleship” controlled by “AI” sound like something Congress will fund?
More like the USS Boondoggle
And thus the United States cedes it’s naval power.
fr wow threw design out the window like this i can’t even right now
I can see it now the U.S.S. Epstein.
Umm guess everyone forgets the zumwalt class destroyer which had the same weapon ideas as this dream. We only built three and they are one biggest cost overruns in defense department history
Anybody getting the vibes of Homer Simpson designing his car?
The most egotistical president ever. Naming everything after himself. Pathetic.
Someone, anyone, please put Grampy to bed.
It looks like someone made World of Warships for the PS1