Please, and yes. Give him dementia village. I am willing to sacrifice the Kennedy center, if he would just shut up go away and host KidRock extravaganzas.
Bob_Loblaws_Laws on
I wasn’t aware that’s a thing a person could do.
But also, please proceed.
nubileKitty on
Please do but you will need to be prosecuted and sent to jail to serve for destroying a lot of lives. There is no happy ending to this story
phosdick on
If only!!!
PhoenixTineldyer on
I wouldn’t be surprised if he does and times it so Vance can have a third term (not that Vance would be able to fulfill his half of that deal because he’s a couchfucking babyman.)
Slow-Astronaut-2135 on
Makes me wonder if there are talks to get him to step down. His dementia brain is usually pretty transparent with the projections and stuff.
ranchoparksteve on
Everybody can dream.
StronglyHeldOpinions on
Dear God PLEASE DO IT
person_8688 on
Huh, so nobody’s tried politely asking him to leave? It’s worth a shot.
IntelligentDepth8206 on
His highest approval idea ever
Affectionate-Virus17 on
He is not. His random bullshit generator had a hiccup.
Takodanachoochoo on
Baby killer say what?
dubphonics on
Okay, so, let me get this straight. Don’t leave White House peacefully the first time. Cause an insurrection. Lie about it to get back in and protect yourself from the damage. Then, “win” and proceed to destroy the country. Then, fail as president, again. Ask if you should exit the bogus immunity you got for being president to no longer be president, but head an org that has no safety?
I mean, there must be a catch, right? Like he’s going to get pardon by JD. Or something weirder. Seems like this is not well thought out.
Tiger_virus on
This is Megyn Kelly normalizing child rape by another headline.
Low-Commission837 on
Nah, but you can quit and go straight to jail.
Three_Froggy_Problem on
I actually think it would be worse for Trump to die or step down at this point. As it stands, he seems to be running the party into the ground with his toxic brand and unpopular policies.
If he steps down, we get president Vance, which is embarrassing even to think about, but could also be a huge boon for Republicans. As it stands now, I don’t think Vance has the popularity to take the MAGA crown from Trump, but if you give him three years in the Oval Office it’ll allow him to build his credentials among MAGA loyalists, become the next GOP candidate, and earn the vote of those conservatives who are sick of Trump but hesitant to vote blue.
IHadADogNamedIndiana on
Trial balloon? It may be that he realizes he is decaying before our eyes, Vance can pardon him, etc.
Johnqpublic25 on
I’m thinking he would be better suited for a game show hosting gig. I came up with a few ideas.
Who’s smarter than Donald Trump?
Wheel of Misfortune
The grift is right
Double Jeopardy
Of course he could always start an infomercial channel to peddle his grift wares; Trump phone, steaks, knives, guitars, bibles, hats, flags, and so on.
ThaPhantom07 on
He should quit and then also go to jail. Can we facilitate both?
UltraMegaFauna on
God, he just wants to be liked, huh? It would be merely sad if he werent, ya know, doing fascism.
Redtex on
He’s so full of shit. This is right up there where he’s thinking he won’t get into heaven BS
One_Cantaloupe_9522 on
He’s just trolling you idiots, you actually think this demented criminal pedophile clown is actually gonna give up the only thing that’s keeping him from prison???
MyFirstCarWasA_Vega on
Explain to him it’s a bigger honor than being president.
Zbignich on
Create a mock-up version of the Kennedy Center with paid actors. Put him up there and pay them to applaud him all the time. Put it on streaming video and charge for watching him.
Spycrab9000 on
Dude please can we just go full Truman show and have him in a fake dome where he rules as a king where in reality it’s all staged
andy_nony_mouse on
For the first time, I wholeheartedly support one of his ideas
OkSlide527 on
Why stop at quitting as president? Why not quit life entirely with a nice warm toaster bath?
Individual_Respect90 on
Honestly I do want him in jail but him stepping down and fucking off and abandoning his supporters so his whole movement dies I will settle for
29 Comments
Please, and yes. Give him dementia village. I am willing to sacrifice the Kennedy center, if he would just shut up go away and host KidRock extravaganzas.
I wasn’t aware that’s a thing a person could do.
But also, please proceed.
Please do but you will need to be prosecuted and sent to jail to serve for destroying a lot of lives. There is no happy ending to this story
If only!!!
I wouldn’t be surprised if he does and times it so Vance can have a third term (not that Vance would be able to fulfill his half of that deal because he’s a couchfucking babyman.)
Makes me wonder if there are talks to get him to step down. His dementia brain is usually pretty transparent with the projections and stuff.
Everybody can dream.
Dear God PLEASE DO IT
Huh, so nobody’s tried politely asking him to leave? It’s worth a shot.
His highest approval idea ever
He is not. His random bullshit generator had a hiccup.
Baby killer say what?
Okay, so, let me get this straight. Don’t leave White House peacefully the first time. Cause an insurrection. Lie about it to get back in and protect yourself from the damage. Then, “win” and proceed to destroy the country. Then, fail as president, again. Ask if you should exit the bogus immunity you got for being president to no longer be president, but head an org that has no safety?
I mean, there must be a catch, right? Like he’s going to get pardon by JD. Or something weirder. Seems like this is not well thought out.
This is Megyn Kelly normalizing child rape by another headline.
Nah, but you can quit and go straight to jail.
I actually think it would be worse for Trump to die or step down at this point. As it stands, he seems to be running the party into the ground with his toxic brand and unpopular policies.
If he steps down, we get president Vance, which is embarrassing even to think about, but could also be a huge boon for Republicans. As it stands now, I don’t think Vance has the popularity to take the MAGA crown from Trump, but if you give him three years in the Oval Office it’ll allow him to build his credentials among MAGA loyalists, become the next GOP candidate, and earn the vote of those conservatives who are sick of Trump but hesitant to vote blue.
Trial balloon? It may be that he realizes he is decaying before our eyes, Vance can pardon him, etc.
I’m thinking he would be better suited for a game show hosting gig. I came up with a few ideas.
Who’s smarter than Donald Trump?
Wheel of Misfortune
The grift is right
Double Jeopardy
Of course he could always start an infomercial channel to peddle his grift wares; Trump phone, steaks, knives, guitars, bibles, hats, flags, and so on.
He should quit and then also go to jail. Can we facilitate both?
God, he just wants to be liked, huh? It would be merely sad if he werent, ya know, doing fascism.
He’s so full of shit. This is right up there where he’s thinking he won’t get into heaven BS
He’s just trolling you idiots, you actually think this demented criminal pedophile clown is actually gonna give up the only thing that’s keeping him from prison???
Explain to him it’s a bigger honor than being president.
Create a mock-up version of the Kennedy Center with paid actors. Put him up there and pay them to applaud him all the time. Put it on streaming video and charge for watching him.
Dude please can we just go full Truman show and have him in a fake dome where he rules as a king where in reality it’s all staged
For the first time, I wholeheartedly support one of his ideas
Why stop at quitting as president? Why not quit life entirely with a nice warm toaster bath?
Honestly I do want him in jail but him stepping down and fucking off and abandoning his supporters so his whole movement dies I will settle for
Whatever. Just go.