DOJ Demands Volunteers for ‘Emergency’ Christmas Epstein Files Redactions | Justice Department officials have begged lawyers to sacrifice their Christmas to redact the Epstein Files.
DOJ Demands Volunteers for ‘Emergency’ Christmas Epstein Files Redactions | Justice Department officials have begged lawyers to sacrifice their Christmas to redact the Epstein Files.
Gosh, shouldn’t they have gotten all their crime done before now?
It seems so last minute.
green-wagon on
>Around 30,000 heavily redacted files were released on Friday, with an additional batch of 11,000 documents made available on Monday *in accordance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.*
This is false. **All** of them were due on Friday.
Callabrantus on
Can you imagine giving up Christmas with your family so you can aid and abet a pedophile?
Be-skeptical on
If I was Trump, and I’m glad I’m not, I wouldn’t want disgruntled lawyers redacting my files to be released.
Most-Artichoke6184 on
“Help save our pedophile president!”
imthemap45 on
Give up spending time with your Christian family on a Christian holiday to protect the Christian Party’s president by covering up his very non-Christian actions (pedophilia, rape, and killing of a newborn baby)
Abababler on
Or… and I know this is crazy, you could just release them unredacted
FeelingPixely on
Fucking pathetic.
MichaelFusion44 on
Demands volunteers 🤦♂️
tcoh1s on
So after looking through them, sounds like they think he’s pretty innocent!
/s
Tballz9 on
Who wants to come in over Christmas and protect a pedophile’s crimes so he can stay president? Pam Bondi has authorized a Christmas pizza lunch for all those who donate their time to protect the rapist.
No-Post4444 on
Imagine someone’s children asking them why Christmas is being cancelled and their response is “I have to help cover up a cabal of pedophilic billionaires and world leaders. Sorry kiddos”.
pomonamike on
Most Christian president of all time!
/s
Squeakin_Wally on
Who wants to give up Christmas to protect more pedophiles?
FluidFisherman6843 on
Imagine celebrating the birth of your savior by covering up for a pedophile. Christianity at its purest form.
Ari_Cali_xoxo on
“volunteer over the next several days” = cancel your eggnog, we’ve got 119 fully blacked out pages to reblack on Santa’s clock
Comfortable-Focus123 on
Nothing says “I am innocent” like redacting files. This is getting ridiculous. I wish this stuff came up before the election.
Buck4phat on
Lol murica, fking laughing stock
Ok-Cold-3346 on
What have they been doing all this time???
mabrasm on
They’ve probably sat around staring at each other for a month thinking Congress wouldn’t do anything. Then Congress threatened to do something and now they’re sprinting like me trying to finish a 10 page paper in one night.
blues111 on
The fact they are scrambling to do this last minute proves they never intended to release the files until Khanna and Massie forced their hand
And this means the files will be even more redacted…when the law passed states minimal redactions only for victims not those worried about their “image” being ruined
TheBigBadGRIM on
I’ve never heard the two words “demands volunteers” together like that.
brakeled on
Shouldn’t have let President Musk parade around with a chainsaw on stage just a ripe six months ago while bragging about terrorizing and firing federal staff. Actions have consequences and hopefully the DOJ staff remember how they’ve been treated this first year of the Trump term. Maybe they even were thinking about it when they flubbed the redactions so badly you can copy and paste them into word for the full context.
The Trump Administration might actually be scary if they weren’t the Fischer Price version of fascism.
namastayhom33 on
Okay, it’s already a hell of an ask to sacrifice time with your family on Christmas to do this.
What would be even more wild is finding out some will actually have volunteered.
Emergency redactions is a CRAZY thing to say. What is so dangerous for us to know???
zirky on
weird thing to need for a hoax
AcanthisittaNo6653 on
Don’t beg, just release the files, and everyone will have a happy holiday!
CoastingUphill on
I volunteer!
And I’m already done. It’s ok to release them now.
Deviantdefective on
Lmfao desperate and pathetic, how about they stop protecting a pedophile instead.
spacegiantsrock on
What’s more Republican than protecting pedophiles on Jesus’s birthday.
Theonewho_hasspoken on
And all through the DoJ the lawyers were busy redacting, to keep the Epsteins Ghost from haunting the POTUS this night!
RCP90sKid- on
Please, skip time with your family to burn your brain reading how POTUS forcibly raped, murdered young girls, and then, at the behest of Putin, gathered additional info on other politicos who had equal crimes on them, formed a coalition, and broke the spine of America over a ten year period.
Please. Wear your favorite Christmas sweater!
Darth-mickyluv on
The not so secret ingredient is crime.
Equivalent_Buy_3027 on
Time for leaks and file dumps by whistleblowers
colorsensible on
Really puts the ‘Christ’ back in ‘Jesus fucking Christ these people are criminals.’
FoxyInTheSnow on
Reminds me of that Charles Dickens story.
You know, the one where honest Bob Cratchit abandons his hungry family at Christmas to help his mean boss cover up terabytes of evidence of child rape by elite industrialists and bankers. I think *The Muppets* adapted it into a movie. I always cry at the end once he’s destroyed all the evidence and his mean boss evicts Bob and his family from their modest flat for his troubles and Tiny Tina, their sweet crippled daughter (played by Janice from Electric Mayhem Band) is sold into indentured sex slavery, which she decries as being a “total bummer, man”.
HallucinogenicFish on
LMAO, get fucked.
“Sorry, kids, no Christmas this year. Daddy has to go help the Grinch cover up his crime spree.”
chasingjulian on
Imagine giving up your Christmas holiday to protect a rapist and pedophile.
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Very Christian of them
Gosh, shouldn’t they have gotten all their crime done before now?
It seems so last minute.
>Around 30,000 heavily redacted files were released on Friday, with an additional batch of 11,000 documents made available on Monday *in accordance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.*
This is false. **All** of them were due on Friday.
Can you imagine giving up Christmas with your family so you can aid and abet a pedophile?
If I was Trump, and I’m glad I’m not, I wouldn’t want disgruntled lawyers redacting my files to be released.
“Help save our pedophile president!”
Give up spending time with your Christian family on a Christian holiday to protect the Christian Party’s president by covering up his very non-Christian actions (pedophilia, rape, and killing of a newborn baby)
Or… and I know this is crazy, you could just release them unredacted
Fucking pathetic.
Demands volunteers 🤦♂️
So after looking through them, sounds like they think he’s pretty innocent!
/s
Who wants to come in over Christmas and protect a pedophile’s crimes so he can stay president? Pam Bondi has authorized a Christmas pizza lunch for all those who donate their time to protect the rapist.
Imagine someone’s children asking them why Christmas is being cancelled and their response is “I have to help cover up a cabal of pedophilic billionaires and world leaders. Sorry kiddos”.
Most Christian president of all time!
/s
Who wants to give up Christmas to protect more pedophiles?
Imagine celebrating the birth of your savior by covering up for a pedophile. Christianity at its purest form.
“volunteer over the next several days” = cancel your eggnog, we’ve got 119 fully blacked out pages to reblack on Santa’s clock
Nothing says “I am innocent” like redacting files. This is getting ridiculous. I wish this stuff came up before the election.
Lol murica, fking laughing stock
What have they been doing all this time???
They’ve probably sat around staring at each other for a month thinking Congress wouldn’t do anything. Then Congress threatened to do something and now they’re sprinting like me trying to finish a 10 page paper in one night.
The fact they are scrambling to do this last minute proves they never intended to release the files until Khanna and Massie forced their hand
And this means the files will be even more redacted…when the law passed states minimal redactions only for victims not those worried about their “image” being ruined
I’ve never heard the two words “demands volunteers” together like that.
Shouldn’t have let President Musk parade around with a chainsaw on stage just a ripe six months ago while bragging about terrorizing and firing federal staff. Actions have consequences and hopefully the DOJ staff remember how they’ve been treated this first year of the Trump term. Maybe they even were thinking about it when they flubbed the redactions so badly you can copy and paste them into word for the full context.
The Trump Administration might actually be scary if they weren’t the Fischer Price version of fascism.
Okay, it’s already a hell of an ask to sacrifice time with your family on Christmas to do this.
What would be even more wild is finding out some will actually have volunteered.
The things they do for [Orange Jesus](https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4332828-liz-cheney-book-mark-green-orange-jesus).
Emergency redactions is a CRAZY thing to say. What is so dangerous for us to know???
weird thing to need for a hoax
Don’t beg, just release the files, and everyone will have a happy holiday!
I volunteer!
And I’m already done. It’s ok to release them now.
Lmfao desperate and pathetic, how about they stop protecting a pedophile instead.
What’s more Republican than protecting pedophiles on Jesus’s birthday.
And all through the DoJ the lawyers were busy redacting, to keep the Epsteins Ghost from haunting the POTUS this night!
Please, skip time with your family to burn your brain reading how POTUS forcibly raped, murdered young girls, and then, at the behest of Putin, gathered additional info on other politicos who had equal crimes on them, formed a coalition, and broke the spine of America over a ten year period.
Please. Wear your favorite Christmas sweater!
The not so secret ingredient is crime.
Time for leaks and file dumps by whistleblowers
Really puts the ‘Christ’ back in ‘Jesus fucking Christ these people are criminals.’
Reminds me of that Charles Dickens story.
You know, the one where honest Bob Cratchit abandons his hungry family at Christmas to help his mean boss cover up terabytes of evidence of child rape by elite industrialists and bankers. I think *The Muppets* adapted it into a movie. I always cry at the end once he’s destroyed all the evidence and his mean boss evicts Bob and his family from their modest flat for his troubles and Tiny Tina, their sweet crippled daughter (played by Janice from Electric Mayhem Band) is sold into indentured sex slavery, which she decries as being a “total bummer, man”.
LMAO, get fucked.
“Sorry, kids, no Christmas this year. Daddy has to go help the Grinch cover up his crime spree.”
Imagine giving up your Christmas holiday to protect a rapist and pedophile.