Remember when he told his best friend to procure a 13 year old for him to have sex with?
RealGianath on
This is his way of bragging that he’s got Santa locked up in an El Salvador prison right now.
Savior-_-Self on
The mind of an idiotic child in the body of an ancient pedophile – nothing but a source of pure shame and embarrassment for the nation he’s trying to destroy from within
Nothing will test your atheism like trump’s spot-on resemblance to the antichrist
sugar_feline on
Wtf is wrong with 80 years old grandpa Trump??
pmotiveforce on
“Sarah, is it? Oh, you sound so cute. You’re 10? Can you tell me what you’re wearing, Sarah?”
Who thought letting this creep talk to children was a good idea?
captcha_trampstamp on
Who is leaving their 10 year old near a confirmed pedophile?
chaseinger on
if you wrote the lines
> “Santa is a very good person. We want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated, that we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. So we found out that Santa is good. Santa loves you. Santa loves Oklahoma, like I do. You know Oklahoma was very good to me in the election. So I love Oklahoma. Don’t ever leave Oklahoma, okay?”
into a screenplay of a potus talking to a child, no studio, no producer, no showrunner, no director and no actor would sign off on it.
“that’s ridiculous” they’d say. “nobody talks like that” they’d say.
ranchoparksteve on
So, our president is still sane? Really?
Hyperica on
Who let this freak talk to kids?
candy_tail on
You know most probably the kid just wanted Legos, not a border-security TED Talk but sure go on pedo.
Jerry_Loler on
I’d let Hitler babysit my children before Trump
5lashd07 on
Was hoping this was an Onion story.
Teigh99 on
Ate these only MAGA kids
TidePodsTasteFunny on
Can we let Sasha Bareb Cohen run a sting operation?
Myko475 on
At this point. I’d take my chances with the devil to babysit the children than letting Trump get near any of them.
Never_Really_Right on
Did our criminal in chief also tell her that her parents can’t afford any presents either in his terrible economy?
cpas2b on
I would say this man is broken, but that would imply he was ever normal.
Ant_Eye_Art on
Demented grandpa is the best president!
BackgroundContent131 on
The pedophilia is coming from inside the (White) House.
Suspicious-Bug-7344 on
As in the man that lures children in with toys and other things then holds them against their will for personal enjoyment? 🤔
Tballz9 on
I would not let my child speak to that pedophile on the phone.
krisenfest on
A Bad Santa that gifts more than one doll.
pumpymcpumpface on
Fuck he’s weird.
cugeltheclever2 on
He’s insane.
jsdeprey on
Woo, Glad he got through that, I was afraid he was going to say something stupid.
applecore99 on
South Park is genuinely more realistic atp 🥀
Lt_Lyra_K-Varn on
I’m surprised that he didn’t demand the kid worship him or else Santa won’t give him gifts…
ManInMillvilleNJ on
Was that before or after telling an 8 year old she sounded beautiful and cute???
HonoredPeople on
Keep all children 500yrds away from Trump at all times.
He will get them. Then what’ca gonna do? Cry that your kid got raped and sold into slavery!
Trump is the number one pedo in the world. You’ve been warned.
Darth-mickyluv on
TIL Trump thinks Santa is real.
FaerieQuene on
So he had Santa detained by ICE
Shiftymennoknight on
At least he didn’t tell this one that he’d be dating her in 10 years
mrgraff on
In a normal world, someone would get fired for letting this embarrassment happen, but he probably thinks he did great.
Complete_Echidna_479 on
This reads like an Onion headline lol
No-Post4444 on
“We want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated,”
Huh?
“that we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa”
Tf? Have you never heard of grammar President Turd?
Also….whose idea was it to let a demented pedophile near any child? He literally called a child “beautiful and cute”. Get him away from them ASAP!!!!
myevil5cheme on
Billy Bob’s over wondering why he’s catching strays.
Werftflammen on
Sicko
pipingguy on
No Bad Santa? Has the bastard deported Billy Bob Thornton?
chestnu1 on
Doesn’t he need to get to bed so that 3 ghosts can pay him a visit?
Elderberry_Petal on
If your holiday cheer includes scaring children about imaginary Kringles with fake passports, maybe it’s time to put the phone down and let Mrs. Claus handle diplomacy
Silent-Resort-3076 on
>“Santa is a very good person,” President Donald Trump, in a suit and gold tie, tells Jasper in Tulsa. “We want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated, that we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. So we found out that Santa is good. Santa loves you. Santa loves Oklahoma, like I do. You know Oklahoma was very good to me in the election. So I love Oklahoma. Don’t ever leave Oklahoma, okay?”
>Okay, Jasper says.
🙄 This can’t be real! Someone please wake me up when it’s ALL over…
How about: Santa won’t be able to give you what you want this year or the next few years because of my beautiful tariffs…😏
Dead-O_Comics on
Real life is like a bad Paul Verhoeven film.
GriffinFlash on
Saint Nicholas is from Turkey. Can’t have that illegal entering I guess?
TonkaHeroDreamCake on
The craziest thing to me is that they had a General manage the calls…
Schallpattern on
It’s all about him.
-Mage-Knight- on
Who in their right mind would let Trump speak to a minor?
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Remember when he told his best friend to procure a 13 year old for him to have sex with?
This is his way of bragging that he’s got Santa locked up in an El Salvador prison right now.
The mind of an idiotic child in the body of an ancient pedophile – nothing but a source of pure shame and embarrassment for the nation he’s trying to destroy from within
Nothing will test your atheism like trump’s spot-on resemblance to the antichrist
Wtf is wrong with 80 years old grandpa Trump??
“Sarah, is it? Oh, you sound so cute. You’re 10? Can you tell me what you’re wearing, Sarah?”
Who thought letting this creep talk to children was a good idea?
Who is leaving their 10 year old near a confirmed pedophile?
if you wrote the lines
> “Santa is a very good person. We want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated, that we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. So we found out that Santa is good. Santa loves you. Santa loves Oklahoma, like I do. You know Oklahoma was very good to me in the election. So I love Oklahoma. Don’t ever leave Oklahoma, okay?”
into a screenplay of a potus talking to a child, no studio, no producer, no showrunner, no director and no actor would sign off on it.
“that’s ridiculous” they’d say. “nobody talks like that” they’d say.
So, our president is still sane? Really?
Who let this freak talk to kids?
You know most probably the kid just wanted Legos, not a border-security TED Talk but sure go on pedo.
I’d let Hitler babysit my children before Trump
Was hoping this was an Onion story.
Ate these only MAGA kids
Can we let Sasha Bareb Cohen run a sting operation?
At this point. I’d take my chances with the devil to babysit the children than letting Trump get near any of them.
Did our criminal in chief also tell her that her parents can’t afford any presents either in his terrible economy?
I would say this man is broken, but that would imply he was ever normal.
Demented grandpa is the best president!
The pedophilia is coming from inside the (White) House.
As in the man that lures children in with toys and other things then holds them against their will for personal enjoyment? 🤔
I would not let my child speak to that pedophile on the phone.
A Bad Santa that gifts more than one doll.
Fuck he’s weird.
He’s insane.
Woo, Glad he got through that, I was afraid he was going to say something stupid.
South Park is genuinely more realistic atp 🥀
I’m surprised that he didn’t demand the kid worship him or else Santa won’t give him gifts…
Was that before or after telling an 8 year old she sounded beautiful and cute???
Keep all children 500yrds away from Trump at all times.
He will get them. Then what’ca gonna do? Cry that your kid got raped and sold into slavery!
Trump is the number one pedo in the world. You’ve been warned.
TIL Trump thinks Santa is real.
So he had Santa detained by ICE
At least he didn’t tell this one that he’d be dating her in 10 years
In a normal world, someone would get fired for letting this embarrassment happen, but he probably thinks he did great.
This reads like an Onion headline lol
“We want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated,”
Huh?
“that we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa”
Tf? Have you never heard of grammar President Turd?
Also….whose idea was it to let a demented pedophile near any child? He literally called a child “beautiful and cute”. Get him away from them ASAP!!!!
Billy Bob’s over wondering why he’s catching strays.
Sicko
No Bad Santa? Has the bastard deported Billy Bob Thornton?
Doesn’t he need to get to bed so that 3 ghosts can pay him a visit?
If your holiday cheer includes scaring children about imaginary Kringles with fake passports, maybe it’s time to put the phone down and let Mrs. Claus handle diplomacy
>“Santa is a very good person,” President Donald Trump, in a suit and gold tie, tells Jasper in Tulsa. “We want to make sure that he’s not infiltrated, that we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. So we found out that Santa is good. Santa loves you. Santa loves Oklahoma, like I do. You know Oklahoma was very good to me in the election. So I love Oklahoma. Don’t ever leave Oklahoma, okay?”
>Okay, Jasper says.
🙄 This can’t be real! Someone please wake me up when it’s ALL over…
How about: Santa won’t be able to give you what you want this year or the next few years because of my beautiful tariffs…😏
Real life is like a bad Paul Verhoeven film.
Saint Nicholas is from Turkey. Can’t have that illegal entering I guess?
The craziest thing to me is that they had a General manage the calls…
It’s all about him.
Who in their right mind would let Trump speak to a minor?