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  1. Ah yes, the universal interest of every 8 and 10 year old-the quality of coal.

    Trump is a dumbfuck.

  2. MrPantsyFlants on

    Next up, Santa says the science is still unsettled on cigarettes. Wouldn’t you love a carton of Camels in your stocking kids?

  3. Remember when he and Melania were handing out Halloween candy, and instead of putting the candy in the little kid’s bag, Trump set it on top of his head because he had no idea about how to hand out candy? OMG, I was friggin’ horrified and embarrassed for us… The guy is a complete and utter moron with an IQ barely reaching room temperature- he’s like one of those half-burned out Christmas bulbs that sputters and flickers and hardly glows at all… And to think this turdsicle is the president of the United States; unreal…

  4. Lol, kid says “I don’t want coal,” and he hits her with “you mean clean, beautiful coal” faster than Santa can slide down the chimney.

  5. AWholeNewFattitude on

    I just wanna point out that Fox News, OAN, and the right wing news media would’ve been raging about this for weeks If Biden did it. They would’ve been ranting about indoctrination and bringing politics into Christmas. They would’ve been rabid.

  6. Ah yes the same asshats destroying our world now going to destroy it even faster as this orange cankle dying clown passes more money to them and removes regulations from “OUR ONLY” livable planet in the solar system. These dipshits are so simple minded that no bunker is going to save you, from the greed/death when they finally kill it, you along with everything on it will die.

    More oil , more coal for the idiots wooooo.

    Also our current fascist in chief is a child rapist pedo surrounded by republicans who are his Guardians of the pedo in chief.

  7. Coal’s so clean that burning it will release carbon monoxide and kill you in an enclosed space, and children are particularly vulnerable to it.

  8. everything_is_bad on

    “Since ancient times, Ukrainians have believed that, on Christmas night, the heavens open. And if you tell them your dream, it will surely come true. Today, we all share one dream. And we make one wish – for all of us. ‘May he perish,’ each of us may think to ourselves. But when we turn to God, of course, we ask for something greater. We ask for peace for Ukraine. We fight for it. And we pray for it. And we deserve it”

  9. It must be beautiful to Donald as he must have gotten a lot of coal in his Christmas stocking when grow up.

  10. Kids, this is what it looks like to have a brain rotted by right-wing propaganda. Don’t grow up to be like this 🤣.

  11. CircadianPolemic on

    It’s all he got for Christmas. Must be a lot of it around, especially around the smoldering portions of the east wing 🙁

  12. StrigiStockBacking on

    What the hell is up with his obsession with the adjective “beautiful”? I get it in certain contexts (flowers, art, etc ), but coal??? I can’t even relate to the impulse.

  13. Trump reminds me of Mr. Potter from It’s a Wonderful Life… and Scrooge when he was at his worst.

  14. RhubarbMaster9956 on

    Imagine willingly letting your children around someone like that? Not just in the Files, but the type of person who says this to kids on Christmas.

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