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  1. There’s a simple option to have no meetings ever again.

    You’d be happier, we’d be happier – sounds like a win/win, no?

  2. HowardBunnyColvin on

    less meetings and more “executive time” to watch TV all day and complain on Truth Social about those who slight him.

    But working hard, amirite

  3. His staff said last fall he has a late start to the day around 10:00 and ends around 3:00.

  4. It’s getting too hard to meet the demands of the job: staying awake, keeping his hands hidden under the desk and his ankles raised so they don’t swell. Other than that this job’s a breeze!

  5. Luciliusardens on

    And what if Biden had said that? What would be on Fox News tonight? 🤔

    Ah, the mysteries of life…

  6. StridingForChange on

    When reached for comment Stephen Miller just giggled like a creepy Bond villain

  7. This feeble old man can’t accomplish anything in the tiny window he has between the end of his “executive time” and when he starts to sundown.

  8. He is a rather lazy person.  He wants to be president in name only-wants others on his staff to do the real work. Just wants to skate through life.

  9. TintedApostle on

    FROM the nature of despotic power it follows, that the single person, invested with this power, commits the execution of it also to a single person. A man, whom his senses continually inform that he himself is every thing, and his subjects nothing, is naturally lazy, voluptuous, and ignorant. In consequence of this, he neglects the management of public affairs. But, were he to commit the administration to many, there would be continual disputes among them; each would form intrigues to be his first slave, and he would be obliged to take the reins into his own hands. It is, therefore, more natural for him to resign it to a vizir, and to invest him with the same power as himself. The creation of a vizir is a fundamental law of this government.” **<-You are Here**

    – Baron de Montesquieu The Spirit of Laws – 1777

  10. Of course. There’s nothing left to talk about. He’s going to steal Venezuela’s oil then join forces with the Russians to invade Poland and beyond. And that’s that.

  11. Not really a challenge since he’s on the golf course so much of the time.

    Actually, it’s probably better for the country to keep him busy elsewhere. The more he tries to *govern* he makes things markedly worse.

    Give the toddler a coloring book and shuffle him off to a quiet corner, give him a juice box from time to time and he’ll stay out of our hair.

  12. Lol friendly reminder that Obama had to read 4 hours of briefing notes and security updates every morning in order to do the job of POTUS correctly.

  13. “his day often begins “early” in the White House residence, and that he heads to the Oval Office at 10 a.m.”

    So, from about 7am to 10am, colostomy bag change, IV med infusion, makeup…

    We were doing a lot better when presidents were jogging or biking at 7am.

  14. Yeah, cause Sundowner Donnie needs more nap times.

    He seems to find plenty of energy to send 100+ posts to his failing social media service at 5am though.

    Though that’s probably the insomnia from the early Alzheimer’s / Dementia.

  15. temporarycreature on

    Because he’s not the actual president running the country, it’s Vought and Miller.

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