*Donald Trump continues to insist he is in “perfect” health despite mounting evidence to the contrary.*
NightSleepStars on
I would pay to see him jog a 5k on live tv
MrRoboto12345 on
*”Trump admits he wears compression socks and makeup”*
*”Trump asks for less meetings”*
*”He takes more meds than his docs recommend”*
Why is he telling people about his health, then complaining when the public knows about it?
Fucking moron. The US medical system has more priority on you than its own lesser citizens, whom they hound with enough paperwork as it is
HowardBunnyColvin on
the same story he agreed to be interviewed for, and said that “exercise is boring”
1984isAMidlifeCrisis on
If you don’t want the newspaper to write articles about your decrepitude, don’t go having conversations about your decrepitude with newspaper reporters. It’s really simple, if you think about it.
Cyanopicacooki on
>including one instance in which he saw Trump consume “french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish” in one sitting.
The way to a man’s heart (attack) is through his stomach, so keep wolfing them down Donnie boy, keep wolfing them down
Redshirt_Welshy_Nooo on
This chorus will grow louder from Reich wing/mainstream media as the year goes on. They pretty desperately want him sidelined by end of year to give Vance a shot at two years + two full terms.
Machiavvelli3060 on
But he didn’t have any problem with people reporting on President Biden’s health.
The hypocrisy is stifling.
Alwaystired254 on
WSJ turn to bend the knee.
specqq on
To be fair, he also threw a fit before and during them publishing this story.
He is currently in the process of throwing a perpetual fit.
rockum on
I’m betting that Donald Trump will not be POTUS this time next year.
> Gruters claimed that he was “shocked” to see the scale at which Trump wolfs down McDonalds, including one instance in which he saw Trump consume “french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish” in one sitting.
That’s about 1800 calories. An sedentary old man should be getting 2000 calories per day.
Annual_Pause9327 on
Time will tell Donald,time will tell
utlayolisdi on
At his funeral will be a recording of his voice saying “I’m not dead. I’m in great shape and simply napping.”
mishma2005 on
He gave them the interview! He called them!
Illustrious-Fun8324 on
I just wanna know why this giant man baby loves dishing it out but absolutely cannot take it.
He’s like a child
Ohuigin on
We all know everything he says is a lie.
So the fact that he’s so enraged that folks didn’t report on his “Perfect health” is extremely exciting.
This was his last New Years and he knows it.
I hope he is paralyzed with fear.
StreetwalkinCheetah on
Anyone remember that Tales From the Darkside where grandpa dies and won’t accept it? Ultimately he sneezes his nose off and accepts it.
Feels like that story.
teddykaygeebee on
Quiet, piggy
Secret_Research_7185 on
I’ve had both a heart-attack with bypass surgery, and a stroke. I take 162mg aspirin daily along with Plavix. I bruise more easily than I used to with things like blood draws and injections, but nothing even close to what the back of his hands look like.
medullah on
Well luckily it’s an easy fix – release some public health records and show us how healthy you really are!
St1ng on
Boy, is he going to have a fit when he finds out who talked to the Journal over this.
JackfruitUnlucky6589 on
Fake news. I don’t know anything about that. Never heard of them but they’re nasty people.
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Y0___0Y on
Dude YOU were the source on the article 😭 it’s literally your words slurred out over a recorded line.
Far-Wallaby-5033 on
I guess you didn’t actually read the report
Head-Construction409 on
Soon
SixSixWithTrample on
I’ve seen this guy speaking. Fuckers already dead, his body hasn’t gotten the memo yet.
RedRedMere on
Completely unrelated to anything:
I have a family member with dementia and one of the medications they use to try to slow disease progression can cause fecal incontinence.
SvenLorenz on
Just keep having hissy fits and swallowing Aspirin by the handfuls. You’re doing the world a favor.
SharMarali on
I’m really quite interested in his self-assigned aspirin regimen. He’s got to have digestive and kidney issues from doing this for 25 years without any medical guidance to do so.
InevitableChoice2990 on
NEXT GRIFT: Trump IV bruise makeup…
MoxxFulder on
That patch on his hand? They’re not pumping drugs into him, they’re desperately trying to drain out the orange.
kapnkool on
Here is a transcript of Drumpf’s cognitive tests with his doctor.
Doctor: Repeat after me, MAGA.
Drumpf: Maga
Doctor: You are done! 100% on your cognitive test, you are so sharp and smart oh great leader.
IWasOnThe18thHole on
Trump wears makeup and stockings? Should start calling him Trans and watch him really lose his shit.
BudgetLaw2352 on
Murdoch isn’t loyal to Trump, and the conservative apparatus is starting to ditch him.
zenmacha on
There’s been writing and videos done by knowledgeable healthcare professionals that Frumps’ behaviors/symptoms line up with FTD (frontal temporal dementia). Pair this with his malignant narcissism and he’s an immediate danger to all of us.
valamaladroit on
Someone needs to organize a mass voodoo doll event. Get people all over the world to poke a trump voodoo doll all at the same time. Just for fun and camaraderie, of course.
supercali45 on
whenever he gets mad like this means it’s the truth
bluejester12 on
C;mon you doubters. The White House already told us the bandage on his hand is from all the friendly hand shaking. This is why business execs always have bandages in their hands /s
scottyb83 on
He might want to calm down a bit. I hear his health is REALLY bad.
ModeOk4781 on
Nothing screams “Stable Genius” like taking 3 mental exams and an MRI.
clearly he’s slipping.
Massive-Original-658 on
This will really take a toll on his mental health. Ah poor thing paybacks a bitch.
Jeansybaby on
Never ask:
A woman her age
A man his salary
The White House why the president is getting a secret medical procedure that makes him unable to do public appearances for the first 2-3 days of every month since September 2025.
smartfon on
>But he isn’t interested in an exercise routine other than golf. “I just don’t like it. It’s boring,” Trump said. “To walk on a treadmill or run on a treadmill for **hours and hours** like some people do, that’s not for me.”
How about 10 minutes, fatass.
>Joe Gruters described being shocked by Trump’s eating habits when they traveled together during the campaign. While flying to a campaign event, according to Gruters, Trump consumed french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish.
Do they know something that we don’t? Is he dying from something incurable? Otherwise why would someone throw away his health like that.
thethrill_707 on
If his followers find out he’s dying – they will eat him alive.
That’s exactly what they are programmed to do. Pounce on the weak and vulnerable.
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**Sub-headline**
*Donald Trump continues to insist he is in “perfect” health despite mounting evidence to the contrary.*
I would pay to see him jog a 5k on live tv
*”Trump admits he wears compression socks and makeup”*
*”Trump asks for less meetings”*
*”He takes more meds than his docs recommend”*
Why is he telling people about his health, then complaining when the public knows about it?
Fucking moron. The US medical system has more priority on you than its own lesser citizens, whom they hound with enough paperwork as it is
the same story he agreed to be interviewed for, and said that “exercise is boring”
If you don’t want the newspaper to write articles about your decrepitude, don’t go having conversations about your decrepitude with newspaper reporters. It’s really simple, if you think about it.
>including one instance in which he saw Trump consume “french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish” in one sitting.
The way to a man’s heart (attack) is through his stomach, so keep wolfing them down Donnie boy, keep wolfing them down
This chorus will grow louder from Reich wing/mainstream media as the year goes on. They pretty desperately want him sidelined by end of year to give Vance a shot at two years + two full terms.
But he didn’t have any problem with people reporting on President Biden’s health.
The hypocrisy is stifling.
WSJ turn to bend the knee.
To be fair, he also threw a fit before and during them publishing this story.
He is currently in the process of throwing a perpetual fit.
I’m betting that Donald Trump will not be POTUS this time next year.
[https://x.com/i/status/2007156949087883403](https://x.com/i/status/2007156949087883403)
> Gruters claimed that he was “shocked” to see the scale at which Trump wolfs down McDonalds, including one instance in which he saw Trump consume “french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish” in one sitting.
That’s about 1800 calories. An sedentary old man should be getting 2000 calories per day.
Time will tell Donald,time will tell
At his funeral will be a recording of his voice saying “I’m not dead. I’m in great shape and simply napping.”
He gave them the interview! He called them!
I just wanna know why this giant man baby loves dishing it out but absolutely cannot take it.
He’s like a child
We all know everything he says is a lie.
So the fact that he’s so enraged that folks didn’t report on his “Perfect health” is extremely exciting.
This was his last New Years and he knows it.
I hope he is paralyzed with fear.
Anyone remember that Tales From the Darkside where grandpa dies and won’t accept it? Ultimately he sneezes his nose off and accepts it.
Feels like that story.
Quiet, piggy
I’ve had both a heart-attack with bypass surgery, and a stroke. I take 162mg aspirin daily along with Plavix. I bruise more easily than I used to with things like blood draws and injections, but nothing even close to what the back of his hands look like.
Well luckily it’s an easy fix – release some public health records and show us how healthy you really are!
Boy, is he going to have a fit when he finds out who talked to the Journal over this.
Fake news. I don’t know anything about that. Never heard of them but they’re nasty people.
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Dude YOU were the source on the article 😭 it’s literally your words slurred out over a recorded line.
I guess you didn’t actually read the report
Soon
I’ve seen this guy speaking. Fuckers already dead, his body hasn’t gotten the memo yet.
Completely unrelated to anything:
I have a family member with dementia and one of the medications they use to try to slow disease progression can cause fecal incontinence.
Just keep having hissy fits and swallowing Aspirin by the handfuls. You’re doing the world a favor.
I’m really quite interested in his self-assigned aspirin regimen. He’s got to have digestive and kidney issues from doing this for 25 years without any medical guidance to do so.
NEXT GRIFT: Trump IV bruise makeup…
That patch on his hand? They’re not pumping drugs into him, they’re desperately trying to drain out the orange.
Here is a transcript of Drumpf’s cognitive tests with his doctor.
Doctor: Repeat after me, MAGA.
Drumpf: Maga
Doctor: You are done! 100% on your cognitive test, you are so sharp and smart oh great leader.
Trump wears makeup and stockings? Should start calling him Trans and watch him really lose his shit.
Murdoch isn’t loyal to Trump, and the conservative apparatus is starting to ditch him.
There’s been writing and videos done by knowledgeable healthcare professionals that Frumps’ behaviors/symptoms line up with FTD (frontal temporal dementia). Pair this with his malignant narcissism and he’s an immediate danger to all of us.
Someone needs to organize a mass voodoo doll event. Get people all over the world to poke a trump voodoo doll all at the same time. Just for fun and camaraderie, of course.
whenever he gets mad like this means it’s the truth
C;mon you doubters. The White House already told us the bandage on his hand is from all the friendly hand shaking. This is why business execs always have bandages in their hands /s
He might want to calm down a bit. I hear his health is REALLY bad.
Nothing screams “Stable Genius” like taking 3 mental exams and an MRI.
clearly he’s slipping.
This will really take a toll on his mental health. Ah poor thing paybacks a bitch.
Never ask:
A woman her age
A man his salary
The White House why the president is getting a secret medical procedure that makes him unable to do public appearances for the first 2-3 days of every month since September 2025.
>But he isn’t interested in an exercise routine other than golf. “I just don’t like it. It’s boring,” Trump said. “To walk on a treadmill or run on a treadmill for **hours and hours** like some people do, that’s not for me.”
How about 10 minutes, fatass.
>Joe Gruters described being shocked by Trump’s eating habits when they traveled together during the campaign. While flying to a campaign event, according to Gruters, Trump consumed french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish.
Do they know something that we don’t? Is he dying from something incurable? Otherwise why would someone throw away his health like that.
If his followers find out he’s dying – they will eat him alive.
That’s exactly what they are programmed to do. Pounce on the weak and vulnerable.
Hahaha. Poor baby.