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  1. AcanthisittaNo6653 on

    When he’s finally out of office and they indict him for something he did years prior, his defense is going to argue that he’s too sick and old to stand trial.

  2. If you hit 80, you’re already at deaths door. Calm TF down, bro, it’s not like we can’t fucking see you. The shit that comes out of your head and is processed by your mush mouth has alarmed us for years and it’s not getting better.

  3. Carrickfergus68 on

    When Trump dies, his gravesite will be the world’s biggest gender neutral bathroom.

  4. I suspect his body is rapidly rotting to match his soul, but what “bombshell revelations” did I miss here? The Daily Beast is clickbait garbage of the worst sort and should be banned as a story source here.

  5. Dude, what youre doing is totally working. Keep doing it and you might get promoted! Youll be the best Chinese politician out there.

  6. Since nobody else in the world can pass the test, I cannot wait until democrats can call for the 25th amendment on Trump for having dementia and on Vance for not being able to draw a clock and name a giraffe.

  7. No matter how he dies they’ll just blame it on those horrible libs who shot his ear with schrapnel

  8. If he does die from old age/sickness while in office can you imagine these sickophant cultists trying to endlessly deify him. Not sure what’s worse.

  9. Between his health and the probability that he is a pedophile, he’s desperate to start a war.

  10. Anyone else notice he conflates physical and mental health?

    He’s in perfect health. He aced his mental exam.

    He couldn’t do 10 push ups or sit ups in an effort. He couldn’t do one pull up. He couldn’t finish a mile in under 25 minutes. For a guy who won the FIFA prize he couldn’t dribble a ball down an open field without stopping. You’ll never see him throw an opening pitch and 80 year old nuns have done that.

    His mental health, whatever.

  11. Since this sub won’t do it, I’m just going to personally block any accounts that post trash articles from the daily beast.

  12. So our president has taken three tests where they asked him doozy’s like, “draw a clock at 5:30,” and, “identify the dog in this picture.”

    Holy shit we are so fucking cooked. How is this man president. If you gave him a clean slate. Like 100% nothing negative in his past and no wrongdoing while in office. If you told me a sitting president has to take tests where they ask them to draw a fucking clock and put what time it is on the clock I would beg the powers that be to have this person removed from office.

    Please remove this sad old man from office. His health is declining and it sure seems like he diddled kids.

  13. BluegrassBigfoot on

    I may be way left but this website is nothing but over hype tabloid worthy news. I am tired of seeing it on a reddit newsfeed.

  14. Straight-Comb8368 on

    There’s a reason they keep giving you cognitive tests, Donny, whether you “ace” them or not.

  15. One_Disaster_5995 on

    Rubbing a stain only makes the smudge bigger.

    No one before you had a need to take that test, bozo. Not even Biden. Yet they made you take it *three times* now. Why do you think that is huh?

    You know what? Publish the test. Let everyone see what you “aced”. Let’s see how third grade children perform on that test.

    God, I wish we could make him take a real IQ test. You know – publicly.

  16. It’s amazing that his hands bruise constantly and a high five can cut him and yet his ear was able to completely heal from a gunshot wound in weeks. Remarkable.

  17. Hour_Associate_3624 on

    Calling it now – he has less than 6 months as president. He’ll either get pushed out, or his health will completely fail.

  18. VexedCanadian84 on

    as with everything he’s ever done, he likely cheats in some way on the test.

    either having somebody supply him the answers, or giving him unlimited time and tries to answer correctly

  19. You know the old saying about “death and taxes”. Seems like the taxes thing didn’t even apply to him. So only one equalizer is left, and we’re all here for it.

  20. Newsflash there Donny: if you have to take three cognitive tests, you aren’t doing well. Honestly even if you passed all three, it’s still not a great sign that your doctors asked you to do it three time over the course of a year.

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