Fuck that. Have him ~~run~~ walk a mile, do 5 push-ups, and take a fifth grade math test, all in one day.
itsnotcomplicated1 on
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
Eastern-Rabbit-3696 on
If you have to take a cognitive test more than once it’s not a good sign but of course the media won’t focus on that part
ZombiePartyBoyLives on
That’s a lot of cognitive tests for someone who is in perfect health. Almost like they’re monitoring a condition…
Thebrasinone on
He sure takes a lot of them
Imaginary_Bus_6742 on
He passes a test, a third grader could pass, and he considers it an achievement? Concerning.
Korgoth420 on
He still doesn’t get what the cognitive test is about.
phosdick on
One test is screening…. three tests are tracking progression of a serious disease.
DidYouSeeBriansHat on
Now placing bets on whether or not he aces his fourth cognitive exam next week.
uteman1011 on
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV… but next time they will add Dog! Then he’ll be screwed!
Fishfindr on
Third, I’m starting to think they are hiding something from us.
FarImprovement2840 on
Taking three cognitive exams in less than a year is not the flex Trump and MAGA think it is
Pithecanthropus88 on
A cognitive test is not something that someone “aces.” It is a diagnostic and assessment tool, not a quiz.
looming-frog on
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Satorwave on
The test:
1. Name a color
2. What is 3 + 5?
3. Score a hole in 20 (cheating allowed)
4. Repeat the words: Apple, car, tree
5. Name the color you picked at the start (optional for bonus points)
mymomthinksimcool on
Having to take this many cognitive tests isn’t something to brag about
Quirky-Banana-6787 on
Who takes this many cognitive tests if doctors don’t see a problem?!?!
AdHopeful3801 on
This is getting absurd. He’s taking cognitive function tests over and over because the decline of his cognitive function is being monitored. How do we know this? Because anyone whose cognitive function wasn’t already in decline wouldn’t be boasting about taking these tests at all.
smurfsundermybed on
Bud, it’s not graded. It’s straight up pass/fail. It’s the difference between ” you should start considering assisted living facilities in the near future” and “you need to find gramps a place. Now.”
pjflyr13 on
…Because all sane people take cognitive tests several times a year. /s
blues111 on
Why has bro had 3 separate cognitive tests in 6 months?
I feel like if you “aced” them you wouldnt be taking multiple a year
True_Let_2007 on
Forgive him. as demented as he is he does not even understand hat “cognitive exam” means… this should be enough to make the cognitive exam superfluous.
TripleJ80 on
Meanwhile the media either praises or merely pokes fun at his functional capacity, but nothing compared to the health watch for Biden. Can we get an age cap on some of these positions??
19chris1996 on
That’s not a flex, moron.
IAmMOANAAA on
Melania’s closing her eyes and crossing her fingers hoping he fails the 4th test.
LividTacos on
Dear Republicans. The only reason to give more than one cognitive test is to track the decline. You elected a senile old fuck because you didn’t want a black woman, and the unelected people he appointed are the ones actually making decisions and running the auto pen. You know, the exact thing of which you accuse Biden.
InsomniaticWanderer on
Pro tip: the only reason you take this test at all is because there is enough evidence to support a mental degradation hypothesis.
Another pro tip: the only reason you take this test multiple times is because mental degradation has been confirmed and the rate of decline is now being measured.
The first test is diagnostic. All following tests are to determine how far along you are.
These tests are not given to mentally healthy individuals as part of a regular checkup.
ezagreb on
He also won all those club championship golf tournaments, without cheating
Most-Artichoke6184 on
People in perfect health are not constantly taking cognitive exams, old man.
Patarokun on
One of these days he’ll start bragging that he “only missed a few questions” and “most people would miss a lot, I only missed two.”
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Fuck that. Have him ~~run~~ walk a mile, do 5 push-ups, and take a fifth grade math test, all in one day.
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
If you have to take a cognitive test more than once it’s not a good sign but of course the media won’t focus on that part
That’s a lot of cognitive tests for someone who is in perfect health. Almost like they’re monitoring a condition…
He sure takes a lot of them
He passes a test, a third grader could pass, and he considers it an achievement? Concerning.
He still doesn’t get what the cognitive test is about.
One test is screening…. three tests are tracking progression of a serious disease.
Now placing bets on whether or not he aces his fourth cognitive exam next week.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV… but next time they will add Dog! Then he’ll be screwed!
Third, I’m starting to think they are hiding something from us.
Taking three cognitive exams in less than a year is not the flex Trump and MAGA think it is
A cognitive test is not something that someone “aces.” It is a diagnostic and assessment tool, not a quiz.
[ Removed by Reddit ]
The test:
1. Name a color
2. What is 3 + 5?
3. Score a hole in 20 (cheating allowed)
4. Repeat the words: Apple, car, tree
5. Name the color you picked at the start (optional for bonus points)
Having to take this many cognitive tests isn’t something to brag about
Who takes this many cognitive tests if doctors don’t see a problem?!?!
This is getting absurd. He’s taking cognitive function tests over and over because the decline of his cognitive function is being monitored. How do we know this? Because anyone whose cognitive function wasn’t already in decline wouldn’t be boasting about taking these tests at all.
Bud, it’s not graded. It’s straight up pass/fail. It’s the difference between ” you should start considering assisted living facilities in the near future” and “you need to find gramps a place. Now.”
…Because all sane people take cognitive tests several times a year. /s
Why has bro had 3 separate cognitive tests in 6 months?
I feel like if you “aced” them you wouldnt be taking multiple a year
Forgive him. as demented as he is he does not even understand hat “cognitive exam” means… this should be enough to make the cognitive exam superfluous.
Meanwhile the media either praises or merely pokes fun at his functional capacity, but nothing compared to the health watch for Biden. Can we get an age cap on some of these positions??
That’s not a flex, moron.
Melania’s closing her eyes and crossing her fingers hoping he fails the 4th test.
Dear Republicans. The only reason to give more than one cognitive test is to track the decline. You elected a senile old fuck because you didn’t want a black woman, and the unelected people he appointed are the ones actually making decisions and running the auto pen. You know, the exact thing of which you accuse Biden.
Pro tip: the only reason you take this test at all is because there is enough evidence to support a mental degradation hypothesis.
Another pro tip: the only reason you take this test multiple times is because mental degradation has been confirmed and the rate of decline is now being measured.
The first test is diagnostic. All following tests are to determine how far along you are.
These tests are not given to mentally healthy individuals as part of a regular checkup.
He also won all those club championship golf tournaments, without cheating
People in perfect health are not constantly taking cognitive exams, old man.
One of these days he’ll start bragging that he “only missed a few questions” and “most people would miss a lot, I only missed two.”
Healthy people do not get these tests.