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  1. a_wild_redditor on

    The completely unhinged letter:

    >Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT

  2. Wow, what a lunatic!

    The letter in full reads:

    “Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

  3. WontThinkStraight on

    >The letter to Norway’s prime minister Jonas Gahr Støre, said that he no longer feels an “obligation to think purely of peace” after missing out on the Nobel Peace Prize, and that the Nato military alliance should facilitate a US annexation of Greenland.

    Oh my fucking god. How did so many Americans think this clueless man child is the best person to be controlling nuclear weapons?

  4. America elected a baby as president. And some people still think the baby’s angry tantrums are a sign of strength.

  5. ChaoticNeutralWombat on

    Nobel Prize snub? That’s like saying Jon Stewart was snubbed because he didn’t win a Heisman Trophy.

  6. throwawaylol666666 on

    Which of “our” boats were landing there contemporaneously alongside the Danes “hundreds of years ago?” This country is only 250 years old…

  7. Jesus fucking Christ. And all the Republicans seem to be able to muster in opposition is that they support his goal, just not the way he’s going about it

  8. He seems mentally stuck at the age he started going to that military reform school. Wouldn’t surprise me if something happened to him there. Not only did it fail to course correct his inherent bullying nature, he became more demented and perverted.

  9. As a Norwegian I find that letter just funny. It solidifies that Trump has Obama Deragement Syndrome.
    He can’t get over the fact that Obama made a joke about him, brought US healthcare up a bit closer to internation standard, and got a Nobel Peace Price. He just can’t stand that a PoC was president before him.

    Remember. While his senility is more recent, his racism has been there since birth. It’s why FBI got interested in him and his dad back when he was 27.

    The only thing that letter does is prove that my country should support Greenland and Denmark, by including our own forces to protect the island.

  10. I gotta hand it to him tho, whenever you think he’d not sink any lower he finds a way to do or say something worse.

  11. I don’t think the Norwegian Prime Minister gives the award.

    > I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace

    O brother

    > can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America

    So he wasn’t before?

    > I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding

    To kill it you mean?

  12. To the shock no one with a brain, Trump doesn’t know shit about geography and literally knows jack-shit about other countries.

  13. It’s not often that I’m left literally speechless

    Reading that letter genuinely dumbfounded me

    Like…. What?

  14. Playful-Succotash-99 on

    God Damn it its all about snubs with him
    At every turn its shown his real motivation is always about some perceved slight by some group or person
    or this belief that his ass was not kissed thoroughly to his liking.
    The elephant in the room is he’s nearing the end of his life but he’s still trying to pocket lage sums of money and for what? Does he plan on being buried in Ballroom with all of it and a 100 of his most loyal servents. Its not like he actually likes any of his kids or is worried about melania’s future
    It really is to the end senility reveals that greed and all consuming narcissism are his true nature

  15. Short-Royal-9490 on

    This is a real letter written by not just any adult but the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?! First the Nobel Prize/Goody Bag swap and now this letter that sounds like a sixth grader convincing his dad to let him have a drone for Christmas?!

    And why are there random effing capitalizations all over the place?!

  16. Welp, I knew Trump was transactional, but I didn’t expect that he was transactional to the level of “I didn’t get a peace price therefore you must give me Greenland to massage my hurt fee fees”.

    Christ.

    How can MAGA even spin this shit?

  17. It’s crazy how Republicans pretend he’s tough. He’s such a sensitive crybaby. He’s such a weak, simpering bitch and throws tantrums constantly. If we don’t all give him his gold sticker and sing about how he’s the most super special good boy then he’s going to try to imprison or murder us.

    You gave the stupidest little crybaby bitch an army.

  18. Norway sitting there like: we didn’t even do anything, we were just vibing and suddenly we’re getting a rage-letter about Greenland and a trophy he didn’t get.

  19. He did not get a prize he did not deserve, and now intends to prove that he did not deserve it. Quaint.

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