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  1. Electronic-Chest7630 on

    Yup. News for Trump supporters and those who do business with him: He lies constantly and will make promises that he doesn’t intend to keep in a heartbeat if it gets you to do what he wants you to.

  2. they’ll get their bonuses as soon as everyone else trump owes money gets theirs… any… day… now…

  3. PlayfulTwisted on

    if you need huge bonuses to fill roles your own policies emptied maybe the problem isnt the pay, its the purpose

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  5. Just like with everything else with Trump they got scammed.

    The bonuses come after five years. There’s a very good chance they never see a dime. (And it would be fantastic if they never did)

  6. boogalooshrimp82 on

    Ice agents too dumb to realize they will be the ones prosecuted for committing crimes because they were told to. “Your honor, Gary told me I could rob that bank.”

    These goons were already tricked into indentured servitude. Their bosses sending them into unnecessary danger in hopes that something terrible happens to push their agenda further. That said, the 5 year signing bonuses only work if the goons actually receive them and spend them. Maybe dhs will refuse to pay them but still threaten to sue if they quit.

  7. YourShowerCompanion on

    Massive bonuses?  

    hahaha hohohoho hehehehe ahhah hoho hehe haha ahha….

    …and I thought my jokes were bad.

  8. Disgruntled-Cacti on

    They really thought Trump pays his debts? This guy is absolutely famous for fucking over and not paying everyone in his orbit since the 80s.

  9. It’s paid out over 3 years and you have to stay for at least 5 years. So basically, you can view it less as a sign-on bonus, and more like they just reduce your salary significantly after 3 years, but you are required to give them another two years. Furthermore, you can bet there are some clauses in there about furlough or layoffs. I wonder how agents will respond to getting fired in 4.5 years and owing $50k plus interest back to the government.

  10. TheItchyWalrus on

    The deal they signed was bad. Unfortunately for them, they can’t read so they’re getting fucked by the very grifters they’re serving and are too ignorant to notice.

    Fuck ICE.

  11. Made_Human_Music on

    I wonder how long before the regime just lets the ICE thugs steal from their victims to make up for the lack of bonuses? They may already do this anyway

  12. VanguardAvenger on

    Show me someone Trumps ever paid in his life, and Ill show you someone who has access to the unredacted Epstein list

  13. AttentionNo6359 on

    Because idiots, it’s in your contracts to kick in after FIVE YEARS. Yet again you dorks got tricked by a pedophile in a diaper.

    You will NEVER see that money.

  14. TakeYourClarkBars on

    Because according to the fine print the bonus comes after 3 years of service, conveniently lined up with the end of his term.

  15. Competitive_Fee_5829 on

    usually sign on bonuses get paid out after your fulfill the contract. LOL. I am retired military and remember getting sign on and reenlistment bonuses. If i did not complete that enlistment I would have had to pay a prorated amount back. they must not have read their contracts.

  16. jumping-chicken on

    Whelp selling your soul to a conman that has a rep of not paying out. Surprise surprise. History will not be kind.

  17. i’m going to guess these mensa graduates didn’t read their contracts.. The ‘bonuses’ probably are tied to long term employment and the bonus either won’t be paid out until the term is completed on or some annual prorata basis. I wouldn’t be surprised if they pay out incrementally but leave before the contract term the govt can ‘claw back’ any bonus items already paid

  18. Shocking they didn’t get their money from the administration of the guy famous for not paying his bills

  19. Y-Are-U-like-This on

    they really are dumber than dirt.

    trump never pays anyone for work and legally even before he was president he would tie it up in court for so long it would bankrupt most folks

  20. Is there *nothing* Trump won’t grift from??

    I saw a social media thread from Lewis Black recently explaining the fine print behind these bonuses. I hope someone can find it in this thread.

  21. No sympathy. Wasn’t Trump already famous for not paying contractors? Do business with him at your peril.

  22. This is how everyone that works for trump ends up- you arent an employee, you are a volunteer.

    They were never going to give you the money.

    Ever

  23. Top-Respond-3744 on

    Getting money from grifter in chief? How dumb can they be to believe a word from that pile of pedophile excrement???

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