Kubrick was basically underselling things in Eyes Wide Shut.
TintedApostle on
Kash “I etch bullet casings” Patel?
We investigated ourselves and found nothing.
Apparently we are getting very very close to the truth now.
Cyndakill88 on
The fuck dude
Casual_hex_ on
The same FBI that’s currently covering up the files?
Imaginary-Ad-7919 on
It is funny how the investigation always stops exactly where the uncomfortable questions begin.
ElysiumSprouts on
The next democratic president has a huge mess to clean up.
pl1974 on
Oh. Okay.
Cunegonde_gardens on
>…*they found scant evidence the well-connected financier led a sex trafficking ring serving powerful men, an Associated Press review of internal Justice Department records shows.*
*And yet,* the many survivors who publicly stated that they were trafficked to powerful men *actually named* some of those men. What does the FBI have to say to explain that?
IRideMoreThanYou on
> Videos and photos seized from Epstein’s homes in New York, Florida and the Virgin Islands didn’t depict victims being abused or implicate anyone else in his crimes, a prosecutor wrote in one 2025 memo.
are you kidding me? Are they blind and illiterate?!
Secret_Initiative_41 on
Yeah, well, we haven’t followed the money yet.
PhotonArmy on
Note that the FBI at the time was being run by a convicted fraud, adjudicated rapist and credibly accused pedophile, whose name appears thousands of times in connection to Epstein’s child rape endeavors.
Let that sink in for how many other things they’re willing to cover up.
Steel-Tempered on
2019: no link to criminal activity
2025: nothing incriminating found in his home
2019 & 2025 = Trump was president during both “investigations”
Romantic_Piscean on
Before Trump took office, I saw an interview with Christopher Rufo talking about which federal agencies he thought could be reformed to the Trump agenda, and which needed to be abolished because they couldn’t be. So a USAID and the Department of Education….out. And he talked about the FBI as an agency they could bend to their will. And here we are, some 12 months later, and it’s happened. This isn’t the FBI we might’ve once known. Compromised and capitulating, supporting the agenda of an authoritarian.
DonJuanWritingDong on
“We’ve investigated ourselves and have concluded we’ve done nothing wrong.”
Umami-Ice-Cream on
So what was in those binders maga kept parading and promising to release.
If they lied, they need to just say that.
The_starving_artist5 on
The files say otherwise. All these random people are emailing him asking about women and asking about going to his island. How is that not sex trafficking? That French model agent guy Jean Luc Brunel went to prison literally for sex trafficking fashion models. He trafficked them to Jeffery Epstein. They found a record of flights and he flew to epsteins island 25 times. How can you say he was not sex trafficking for other people when other people got arrested for trafficking fashion models to him
waffelscarbonara on
Oh yeah, it’s all just a big misunderstanding!
LMFAO.
We literally have global political figures stepping down and admitting involvement but, it didn’t happen according to the Trump FBI.
Can someone cross post this to /r/comedyheaven?
PageGroundbreaking26 on
It was a sex trafficking square. Totally different.
reddittorbrigade on
Donald Trump had all the motives to kill Epstein.
Particular-County277 on
So Epstein went to jail for?
Chemical_Economy_933 on
Bullshit.
StrongSands on
Former-prince Andrew, Trump, Ehud Barak, Clinton, plus additional heads of state mentioned…. But I’m sure that’s just a super weird coincidence. I totally have complete confidence in an FBI ran by a Trump glazing podcaster. Case closed.
smiama36 on
I just saw a file from the Epstein library that has a jpg attached and the body of the email says “10 years old”. Explain that to me, Kash. Cuz I’d sure like to know.
TragicallyDip on
Case closed. Move on. Pedophilia is legal, folks. This is going to a boom for the economy. Child trafficking shops will be opening up everywhere! MAGA!
thanle on
And so why is Ghilaine in prison then if it wasn’t real lol
TheseKaleidoscope on
This article is really gross. It paints every claim as not being credible. It refuses to engage with the growing mountain of evidence to the contrary. It insinuates the victims were lying. it’s not just parroting what questionable investigations have “concluded”, it goes on to assert
“But the documents, which include police reports, FBI interview notes and prosecutor emails, provide the clearest picture to date of the investigation — and why U.S. authorities ultimately decided to close it without additional charges.”
AP is putting some insane spin on the whole thing and it’s gross. Don’t bother reading
Edogawa1983 on
Yeah anything this admin says have zero credibility
krcrooks on
What a fucking joke. If MAGA takes the bait on this one they truly are the stupidest group of people in the history of civilized society
Crazy_Junket3180 on
That sounds like an Onion headline. Kash Patel should be removed from office.
Bubba_Gump_Corp on
It’s such a hilariously bad cover up
Violet-Journey on
The FBI also “concluded” (and Kash testified under oath) that Trump’s name did not appear more than 100 times in the files. It shows up more than Jesus shows up in the Bible.
thisusedyet on
So the FBI’s official position is Epstein was running a massive underage trafficked sex ring *for the love of the game*?
HeadPaleontologist40 on
Lol who even trusts the FBI under this fascist regime?
DarthHiccups on
Then, why is Maxwell in prison for being convicted of doing just that?
Keystone Kash is a fucking joke.
lexbuck on
There’s no need to redact anything then right
washheightsboy3 on
Other than the photos, emails, accounts of victims and the conviction of Maxwell for “conspiracy to entice minors to travel to engage in illegal sex acts, conspiracy to transport minors to participate in illegal sex acts, transporting a minor to participate in illegal sex acts, sex trafficking conspiracy, and sex trafficking of a minor” with Epstein *per the DOJs own [press release](https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-20-years-prison-conspiring-jeffrey-epstein-sexually-abuse)*, it’s one big nothing burger. The country needs to move on from the past and…[checks notes]…re-litigate the 2020 election?
Lagviper on
And like that, the FBI has thrown away decades of worldwide reputation and respect down the drain
Knighth77 on
We are not only a stupid country, we are broken beyond repair. Conservatives, this is mostly on you.
Starmiebuckss2882 on
Lolol the Conservative sub is hilarious rn
captain_beefheart14 on
What a relief! Man I was worried for a second there that a global cabal of the most wealthy and powerful among us was running and enjoying a child and vulnerable persons sex slave operation for decade on decade.
Hey, now that’s over, how about a nice Super Bowl to distract us from following up on this any further?
momalloyd on
So, how was Ghislaine Maxwell convicted as his accomplice to said sex trafficking ring for powerful men, then?
OreoSpeedwaggon on
Well, if Kash Patel’s FBI says it, then it MUST be true.
^(/s obviously)
Dxmndxnie1 on
Oh so the FBI is lying.
jon-marston on
Only a woman is in jail for all these crimes
crazy010101 on
No 47 was. Epstein was an employee same as Maxwell. 47 was the money. Epstein and Maxwell did the procurement and marketing. He bankrupted casinos to buy women via modeling agencies and beauty pageants.
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Color me surprised.
Kubrick was basically underselling things in Eyes Wide Shut.
Kash “I etch bullet casings” Patel?
We investigated ourselves and found nothing.
Apparently we are getting very very close to the truth now.
The fuck dude
The same FBI that’s currently covering up the files?
It is funny how the investigation always stops exactly where the uncomfortable questions begin.
The next democratic president has a huge mess to clean up.
Oh. Okay.
>…*they found scant evidence the well-connected financier led a sex trafficking ring serving powerful men, an Associated Press review of internal Justice Department records shows.*
*And yet,* the many survivors who publicly stated that they were trafficked to powerful men *actually named* some of those men. What does the FBI have to say to explain that?
> Videos and photos seized from Epstein’s homes in New York, Florida and the Virgin Islands didn’t depict victims being abused or implicate anyone else in his crimes, a prosecutor wrote in one 2025 memo.
are you kidding me? Are they blind and illiterate?!
Yeah, well, we haven’t followed the money yet.
Note that the FBI at the time was being run by a convicted fraud, adjudicated rapist and credibly accused pedophile, whose name appears thousands of times in connection to Epstein’s child rape endeavors.
Let that sink in for how many other things they’re willing to cover up.
2019: no link to criminal activity
2025: nothing incriminating found in his home
2019 & 2025 = Trump was president during both “investigations”
Before Trump took office, I saw an interview with Christopher Rufo talking about which federal agencies he thought could be reformed to the Trump agenda, and which needed to be abolished because they couldn’t be. So a USAID and the Department of Education….out. And he talked about the FBI as an agency they could bend to their will. And here we are, some 12 months later, and it’s happened. This isn’t the FBI we might’ve once known. Compromised and capitulating, supporting the agenda of an authoritarian.
“We’ve investigated ourselves and have concluded we’ve done nothing wrong.”
So what was in those binders maga kept parading and promising to release.
If they lied, they need to just say that.
The files say otherwise. All these random people are emailing him asking about women and asking about going to his island. How is that not sex trafficking? That French model agent guy Jean Luc Brunel went to prison literally for sex trafficking fashion models. He trafficked them to Jeffery Epstein. They found a record of flights and he flew to epsteins island 25 times. How can you say he was not sex trafficking for other people when other people got arrested for trafficking fashion models to him
Oh yeah, it’s all just a big misunderstanding!
LMFAO.
We literally have global political figures stepping down and admitting involvement but, it didn’t happen according to the Trump FBI.
Can someone cross post this to /r/comedyheaven?
It was a sex trafficking square. Totally different.
Donald Trump had all the motives to kill Epstein.
So Epstein went to jail for?
Bullshit.
Former-prince Andrew, Trump, Ehud Barak, Clinton, plus additional heads of state mentioned…. But I’m sure that’s just a super weird coincidence. I totally have complete confidence in an FBI ran by a Trump glazing podcaster. Case closed.
I just saw a file from the Epstein library that has a jpg attached and the body of the email says “10 years old”. Explain that to me, Kash. Cuz I’d sure like to know.
Case closed. Move on. Pedophilia is legal, folks. This is going to a boom for the economy. Child trafficking shops will be opening up everywhere! MAGA!
And so why is Ghilaine in prison then if it wasn’t real lol
This article is really gross. It paints every claim as not being credible. It refuses to engage with the growing mountain of evidence to the contrary. It insinuates the victims were lying. it’s not just parroting what questionable investigations have “concluded”, it goes on to assert
“But the documents, which include police reports, FBI interview notes and prosecutor emails, provide the clearest picture to date of the investigation — and why U.S. authorities ultimately decided to close it without additional charges.”
AP is putting some insane spin on the whole thing and it’s gross. Don’t bother reading
Yeah anything this admin says have zero credibility
What a fucking joke. If MAGA takes the bait on this one they truly are the stupidest group of people in the history of civilized society
That sounds like an Onion headline. Kash Patel should be removed from office.
It’s such a hilariously bad cover up
The FBI also “concluded” (and Kash testified under oath) that Trump’s name did not appear more than 100 times in the files. It shows up more than Jesus shows up in the Bible.
So the FBI’s official position is Epstein was running a massive underage trafficked sex ring *for the love of the game*?
Lol who even trusts the FBI under this fascist regime?
Then, why is Maxwell in prison for being convicted of doing just that?
Keystone Kash is a fucking joke.
There’s no need to redact anything then right
Other than the photos, emails, accounts of victims and the conviction of Maxwell for “conspiracy to entice minors to travel to engage in illegal sex acts, conspiracy to transport minors to participate in illegal sex acts, transporting a minor to participate in illegal sex acts, sex trafficking conspiracy, and sex trafficking of a minor” with Epstein *per the DOJs own [press release](https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-20-years-prison-conspiring-jeffrey-epstein-sexually-abuse)*, it’s one big nothing burger. The country needs to move on from the past and…[checks notes]…re-litigate the 2020 election?
And like that, the FBI has thrown away decades of worldwide reputation and respect down the drain
We are not only a stupid country, we are broken beyond repair. Conservatives, this is mostly on you.
Lolol the Conservative sub is hilarious rn
What a relief! Man I was worried for a second there that a global cabal of the most wealthy and powerful among us was running and enjoying a child and vulnerable persons sex slave operation for decade on decade.
Hey, now that’s over, how about a nice Super Bowl to distract us from following up on this any further?
So, how was Ghislaine Maxwell convicted as his accomplice to said sex trafficking ring for powerful men, then?
Well, if Kash Patel’s FBI says it, then it MUST be true.
^(/s obviously)
Oh so the FBI is lying.
Only a woman is in jail for all these crimes
No 47 was. Epstein was an employee same as Maxwell. 47 was the money. Epstein and Maxwell did the procurement and marketing. He bankrupted casinos to buy women via modeling agencies and beauty pageants.
Oh, phew. Was worried there for a sec.