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  1. Imagine being someone who has worked hard for 20 years to end up with this as your boss, who then runs this “style” of meeting………

  2. >The Journal also described a ridiculous incident in which Lewandowski tried to have a Coast Guard pilot fired after a blanket Noem was traveling with was left behind on a plane. Noem has to disembark from a plane due to a maintenance issue. After boarding another plane to continue her journey, she discovered her blanket had not been moved to the second plane.

    Replace the word ‘blanket’ with “baggie of illegal drugs” and the picture starts making a lot more sense. This is the latest in at least a half dozen odd, junkie, addiction fueled behavioral episodes Noem has had since January 2025.

  3. OMG imagine *her* as POTUS! Thankfully having ambitions does not equate to actually being able to pull it off. I would sincerely hope the country is smart enough to not put her in charge. She’s not even good at what she’s doing now, she couldn’t run an entire country!

  4. epicredditdude1 on

    This is actually one of those cases where I think Noem is just simply too dumb to understand what a “cabinet meeting” is. Remember she doesn’t even know what Habeus Corpus means and she’s basically lived her life as some pampered billionaire on a ranch out west. She doesn’t know anything about how the real world works, and her entire existence is devoted to complete subservience to Donald Trump. I don’t think she’d ever undermine him like that, and I do think it’s entirely likely she literally doesn’t know what a cabinet meeting is.

  5. One thing q Dictator doesn’t like us an upstart administration official acting like a successor or overly self important.

    I’m sure Trump would *love* to hear all about Noem has fashioned herself the President of DHS.

  6. NoneOfTheAbove2024 on

    ICE Barbie isn’t getting much Botox face time in the media lately. Either she’s still on Trumps naughty list, or out for more plastic surgery.

  7. Quick_Parking_6464 on

    Here’s a gift link to *The Wall Street Journal* article that the *Beast* mentions:

    [A Pilot Fired Over Christi Noem’s Missing Blanket](https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/chaos-kristi-noem-homeland-security-f095ac95?st=px4zpS&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink)

    From the WSJ article:

    >Within DHS, Noem and Lewandowski frequently berate senior level staff, give [polygraph tests to employees](https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/dhs-kristi-noem-employee-polygraph-tests-7249fc38?mod=article_inline) they don’t trust and have fired employees—in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem’s blanket was left behind on a plane, according to people familiar with the incident. 

  8. Aggressive-Cut5836 on

    She meant that the meetings were held at the table near the cabinets in the lunch room

  9. TopComprehensive8569 on

    These dumb headlines are embarrassing on this sub and make it sound like all the insane Republicans catch phrases

  10. ICE Barbie and Blondie Bondi need to brush up on their Gin Rummy so they’ll have some recreation as cellmates.

  11. Fluffy_Brilliant_718 on

    Stop. Calling. Her. ICE Barbie. Please!

    Barbie is a toy that is meant to resemble independence, beauty and empowerment for young girls. This has not been the burn you think it is, and they are probably stupid enough to accept and encourage the “diss.”

    If my coworkers in I.T. called me Computer Barbie as a joke, I would welcome it and consider it a compliment.

  12. Psychological-Ebb686 on

    Its bullshit no one is being arrested from the epstein files. I think i speak on the behalf of most US citizens that I am angry, mad, outraged, and pissed off that these people are all basically just sitting there laughing at us knowing nothing is going to happen to them even with the files available to the public. They’re redacting them for a reason. So they can keep doing their sick and twisted agenda and get away with it.I say as the true owners of this country, us the citizens, take over. Let’s start a peaceful protest started at washington dc or whatever we have to do to take this country back before they enslave us all. Thats what its coming to. Im tired of baby eating blood thirsty child molesting men and women running this country and if our government isnt going to do anything about it, then I say we the people should. Its time to join forces with one another, whether democrat, republican, independent, green, whig, I dont care who you are, black, white, brown, yellow, green, gray. We have to make our own stand. Its well past time. Let’s join together and stop these evil people from making the laws they write that ruins our lives and lets have is, the people, run the country. Ive had to edit this speech numerous times as reddit kept removing it from me. Even the owners of reddit are trying to hide the truth from people. Let’s start something. Im serious when I say this. Let’s get 1-3 million Americans down to Washington DC and lets get things done. WHOS WITH ME? If you are copy and paste this and share it everywhere. If we get enough support from one another, we can make it happen! Don’t be afraid, we need to take back what is ours and stop these tyrants.

  13. ICE Barbie… there’s no “Barbie” in her. More like Puppy killing porridge face while she parades around in her cosplay outfits in front of prisons suffering like the Bitch of Buchenwald.

  14. Noem is so focused on her fake hair, she couldn’t lead a horse to water. I think it’s hilarious she wants to be president.

  15. Literally_Laura on

    Another tone-deaf post.

    Trump is guilty. Everyone around him is guilty.

    Fake cabinet meetings be damned – WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CONSEQUENCES?

  16. Little-Coyote4355 on

    Can we stop calling it Barbie or fake Barbie and call it for what it really is. Gender affirming Wannabe president ice 🙂 it could never come close to Barbie/Margot Robbie

  17. Their meetings consists of 1)sitting down, 2)coming up with ways to grift money from hardworking American people 3) laughing in our fucking faces

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