Kid Rock looks like dogshit. He needs to see an actual doctor.
Newsom is 3 years *older.*
Tokie-Dokie on
>I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING ‘KID ROCK’ FROM CALIFORNIA…HIS SHIRTLESS VIDEO WITH ‘SECRETARY BRAINWORM’ WAS INAPPROPRIATE, CREEPY, AND VERY LOW ENERGY. NOT WHAT YOU WANT AROUND OUR CHILDREN! ALSO, SOME OF THE WEAKEST PUSHUPS EVER WITNESSED. CALIFORNIA ONLY ALLOWS WINNERS!
We don’t need a Dem Trump. This is fucking embarrassing.
**EDIT:** Yes I know it’s satire. That doesn’t mean Newsom is not an embarrassment.
Julian_Thorne on
In retaliation, Texas bans Kid Country
JakobVirgil on
Gavin is a cringelord
2_Spicy_2_Impeach on
This actually made me chuckle.
Poor Rob Ritchie from the mean streets of Romeo, Michigan.
JaydedXoX on
Gavin distracting from befriending the billionaire class
whisky_woman23 on
Is Kid Rock the My Pillow Guy?
LOLteacher on
At least Joe C. didn’t live to see what’s become of his former band member. RIP my dude. :’-(
itafunnystory on
Hilarious
EndoShota on
This is nonsense. As awful as Kid Rock is, having aligned himself with MAGA, that doesn’t make Newsom your friend. He is not an ally of the working class.
whittlingcanbefatal on
How?
Dont_Touch_Me_There9 on
Kid Rock looks like he eats a big bowl of cigarette butts every morning.
MrFeverDreamJr on
Newsome sucks
Kid Rock sucks
Fuck all this
Intelligent-Creme933 on
wowza
Butane9000 on
I’m sure this will be found unconstitutional.
captainmrsteak on
If he takes these balls that he seems to claim he has. And then channels Teddy Rosevelt and starts breaking trusts. Making billionaires a memory. Until Then. I remain skeptical.
knottyvar on
I’m surprised he hasn’t been elevated to a political posting yet.
tabrizzi on
Is that even legal?
cinciNattyLight on
I’m tired of seeing both these clowns in the news. Fuck kid-diddler rock, but don’t fall for Newsom’s dumb PR bullshit.
Sassy-one-N-RX on
That can’t be true. I wish it was but can’t be. This still is America.. kindof
Senior-Garage69 on
Can he honestly enforce this even??
thehermit14 on
Should have settled on the planet.
BIGoleICEBERG on
This is so dumb
NeverNotOnceEver on
We have lost the plot
PersonnelFowl on
Gavin is so dumb, and without substance. I can’t believe that people want him to be the dem nominee.
trashboatfourtwenty on
Like they have a warrant or an order? Actually no I don’t care fuck off
MetalRexxx on
Fake, and very stupid.
Long-Region5088 on
Lmao Gavin newsome out here giving out no fly zone notices like he a Compton Crip.
On the dead homies and the locs.
shiftdown on
He’s looking a lot more like Molester Uncle Rock these days
BrilliantPea9627 on
lol I had no idea rfk was on trt
craftygardening on
Meanwhile, California residents in the mother-load counties are snowed in without power for multiple days in freezing temperatures and he hasn’t even declared an emergency. Fuck this clown.
dentz1 on
He’s probably a pedo.
SonofCrom808 on
Kid Rock is dog shit good riddance!
myotheraccount2023 on
More garbage clickbait from the Daily Beast.
May as well change the name of this sub to r/dailybeast at this point.
Jeff0fthemt on
Not everyone on the Epstein list. Nope, Kid Rock.
HeadPaleontologist40 on
Yes keep all pedos out.
aabsolutelynothingg on
Rock looks like Jeff foxworthy
ailish on
I don’t think that’s legal or enforceable but it’s hilarious.
Intelligent-You983 on
Does Newsom think he’s homeless?
Key_Amazed on
Aw man, Newsom was going to invite him on his podcast too
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Anything but finding my pages I swear
Kid Rock looks like dogshit. He needs to see an actual doctor.
Newsom is 3 years *older.*
>I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING ‘KID ROCK’ FROM CALIFORNIA…HIS SHIRTLESS VIDEO WITH ‘SECRETARY BRAINWORM’ WAS INAPPROPRIATE, CREEPY, AND VERY LOW ENERGY. NOT WHAT YOU WANT AROUND OUR CHILDREN! ALSO, SOME OF THE WEAKEST PUSHUPS EVER WITNESSED. CALIFORNIA ONLY ALLOWS WINNERS!
We don’t need a Dem Trump. This is fucking embarrassing.
**EDIT:** Yes I know it’s satire. That doesn’t mean Newsom is not an embarrassment.
In retaliation, Texas bans Kid Country
Gavin is a cringelord
This actually made me chuckle.
Poor Rob Ritchie from the mean streets of Romeo, Michigan.
Gavin distracting from befriending the billionaire class
Is Kid Rock the My Pillow Guy?
At least Joe C. didn’t live to see what’s become of his former band member. RIP my dude. :’-(
Hilarious
This is nonsense. As awful as Kid Rock is, having aligned himself with MAGA, that doesn’t make Newsom your friend. He is not an ally of the working class.
How?
Kid Rock looks like he eats a big bowl of cigarette butts every morning.
Newsome sucks
Kid Rock sucks
Fuck all this
wowza
I’m sure this will be found unconstitutional.
If he takes these balls that he seems to claim he has. And then channels Teddy Rosevelt and starts breaking trusts. Making billionaires a memory. Until Then. I remain skeptical.
I’m surprised he hasn’t been elevated to a political posting yet.
Is that even legal?
I’m tired of seeing both these clowns in the news. Fuck kid-diddler rock, but don’t fall for Newsom’s dumb PR bullshit.
That can’t be true. I wish it was but can’t be. This still is America.. kindof
Can he honestly enforce this even??
Should have settled on the planet.
This is so dumb
We have lost the plot
Gavin is so dumb, and without substance. I can’t believe that people want him to be the dem nominee.
Like they have a warrant or an order? Actually no I don’t care fuck off
Fake, and very stupid.
Lmao Gavin newsome out here giving out no fly zone notices like he a Compton Crip.
On the dead homies and the locs.
He’s looking a lot more like Molester Uncle Rock these days
lol I had no idea rfk was on trt
Meanwhile, California residents in the mother-load counties are snowed in without power for multiple days in freezing temperatures and he hasn’t even declared an emergency. Fuck this clown.
He’s probably a pedo.
Kid Rock is dog shit good riddance!
More garbage clickbait from the Daily Beast.
May as well change the name of this sub to r/dailybeast at this point.
Not everyone on the Epstein list. Nope, Kid Rock.
Yes keep all pedos out.
Rock looks like Jeff foxworthy
I don’t think that’s legal or enforceable but it’s hilarious.
Does Newsom think he’s homeless?
Aw man, Newsom was going to invite him on his podcast too