The Epstein Administration somehow finds a way to embarass the USA every single day.
Imaginary-Ad-7919 on
If Donald Trump think that Greenland accept help from the US, he is mistaken. Greenland can take care of them self.
stlkatherine on
The knife in the back? A crew member evacuated to Greenland hospital for urgent medical attention. The US is the universe’s joke.
Mystery-Ess on
More deflection from the Epstein files, me thinks.
whodey84 on
I just need to see an actual picture of this “ship” off Greenland
Ohuigin on
American healthcare is an oxymoron.
Ok-Wait-7357 on
Crazy that a country without affordable health care, with millions of its own citizens having no health care at all…is sending a medical ship to a country that has free healthcare for all of its citizens.
America first!
sector16 on
Lol…get your damn hospital off my lawn!
falsekoala on
Pretty sure they weren’t getting sent one anyways. They’re stuck in harbour in Alabama.
IdahoDuncan on
How about fixing the American health care system instead if raising my insurance rates to astronomical levels!
SuddenlyFlamingos on
What in the ever living fuck is this administration doing? Never a day without some sort of waste of mental bandwidth and money.
Initial-Company3926 on
He is not a soldier and also not a sailor
USNS Mercy is in drydock
” *As of late January, the 1,000-bed hospital ship was firmly in drydock at Alabama Shipyard in Mobile, where it has been undergoing scheduled maintenance since July 2025.*
*The USNS Mercy, commissioned in 1986, departed San Diego last July for a one-year scheduled maintenance period at Alabama Shipyard under an $18.7 million firm-fixed-price contract for a 153-calendar day mid-term availability, including drydocking. The contract, awarded in June 2025, marked the Mercy’s first visit to Mobile*.”
This I imagine is Trump signalling to his followers how poor EU socialised healthcare is and how he needs to send good ship US healthcare to provide adequate care. Anyone who has experienced the European system will know this is a lie, but MAGA won’t know that.
Crazy-Boysenberry452 on
Shit our own country could use a Healthcare ship.
CivilWay1444 on
As they should. It’s a leaky tub anyway.
LadyLovesRoses on
It’s a Trojan horse. As usual, the rapist president is lying.
shanekorn on
Trying to impose American health care on Europe is an act of war
Long-Region5088 on
Fair
Djinn_42 on
I wouldn’t want antivaxxers working on me either.
oljeffe on
The USS GOFUNDME is under repair? Wonder what the premiums, the copay and max out of pocket is gonna cost us? IT’S OUT OF NETWORK!
Vegetable_Block9793 on
I can think of a lot of port cities in desperate need that would welcome a free hospital ship with open arms! Bonus, you can get there quick because they’re all in the US! Oops, we don’t actually have any hospital ships.
PapaBeahr on
Fun fact It was all a lie anyways. Both Navy Hospital ships are in dry dock for repairs. We don’t have any to send.
kinotravels on
Is this his version of a Trojan horse? We all know Greenland doesn’t need help with healthcare from the country that doesn’t have it. It’s probably a warship.
simplepimple2025 on
Next up: Trump sending snow to Greenland because they’re too green.
AFthrowaway3000 on
Well US Healthcare is 3rd world compared to civilized nations, soooo…
Pvrb80 on
This is so embarrassing.
BTolkein on
Greenland probably already has better health care
spinbutton on
As they should
Quietabandon on
Yeah of all the ways to lure a group of people to leave western Europe, particularly nordic countries, emphasizing American healthcare is not the way…
soulxina on
Greenland pulling no punches with that rejection letter
tpatmaho on
Greenland should send hospital ship to Uhmurrica.
Agile_End_3049 on
Behold, the stable genius.
Bekindorstfu69 on
Go park that ship at Long Beach and give us some healthcare! I’m tired of using WebMed and GoFundMe as my health insurance.
moderatenerd on
I feel like Colin Jost will be writing jokes about this for years.
0InsidemyBrain0 on
The orange Cheeto administration wants the Greenland children for a diddler party,
Release the Trump – Epstein files.
TemperateStone on
Do you think they will fake a “humanitarian crisis” in order to deploy troops?
KnotSoSalty on
It’s worth noting that BOTH hospital ships are in shipyard for repairs and maintenance at the moment.
At a minimum they’d be 2 weeks away from anything.
AqueductMosaic on
The US has the finest healthcare money can buy. You got money? You got healthcare. You got no money? You got no healthcare.
Jintai_Stormwarden on
US government updates chicken pox blankets with measles ships.
SmedlyB on
Sounds like the giving of “blankets” strategy of capitulation.
saljskanetilldanmark on
Lol, imagine being an american soldier/officer getting sick and sent to an ally’s hospital for care and now you are a pawn to your deranged pedofile leader?
NIDORAX on
Trump useless gesture isnt going to change their mind.
IcePeten on
The US healthcare system is a joke. I was recently booted off of state insurance with “you make too much.” Looked into insurance, and it is $580 per month just for me because I have a mechanical heart valve.
That is 1/3 of my total monthly income. After bills, food, etc I would be left with -410 per month.
Literally not an option. My meds are 1,350 a month. I had to cut the big one which is about 1,200 per month just so I can afford at least SOMETHING.
– Medical treatment by a doctor or specialist
– Hospital admission and stays
– Special care for pregnant women and at childbirth, and healthcare for new parents
– Nursing care in healthcare institutions or in the home
– Preventive health examinations
– Vaccinations within the vaccination programme, and in special cases
– Prescription medicine
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The Epstein Administration somehow finds a way to embarass the USA every single day.
If Donald Trump think that Greenland accept help from the US, he is mistaken. Greenland can take care of them self.
The knife in the back? A crew member evacuated to Greenland hospital for urgent medical attention. The US is the universe’s joke.
More deflection from the Epstein files, me thinks.
I just need to see an actual picture of this “ship” off Greenland
American healthcare is an oxymoron.
Crazy that a country without affordable health care, with millions of its own citizens having no health care at all…is sending a medical ship to a country that has free healthcare for all of its citizens.
America first!
Lol…get your damn hospital off my lawn!
Pretty sure they weren’t getting sent one anyways. They’re stuck in harbour in Alabama.
How about fixing the American health care system instead if raising my insurance rates to astronomical levels!
What in the ever living fuck is this administration doing? Never a day without some sort of waste of mental bandwidth and money.
He is not a soldier and also not a sailor
USNS Mercy is in drydock
” *As of late January, the 1,000-bed hospital ship was firmly in drydock at Alabama Shipyard in Mobile, where it has been undergoing scheduled maintenance since July 2025.*
*The USNS Mercy, commissioned in 1986, departed San Diego last July for a one-year scheduled maintenance period at Alabama Shipyard under an $18.7 million firm-fixed-price contract for a 153-calendar day mid-term availability, including drydocking. The contract, awarded in June 2025, marked the Mercy’s first visit to Mobile*.”
[https://gcaptain.com/trump-announces-greenland-hospital-ship-mission-as-mercy-and-comfort-sit-in-alabama-shipyard/](https://gcaptain.com/trump-announces-greenland-hospital-ship-mission-as-mercy-and-comfort-sit-in-alabama-shipyard/)
This I imagine is Trump signalling to his followers how poor EU socialised healthcare is and how he needs to send good ship US healthcare to provide adequate care. Anyone who has experienced the European system will know this is a lie, but MAGA won’t know that.
Shit our own country could use a Healthcare ship.
As they should. It’s a leaky tub anyway.
It’s a Trojan horse. As usual, the rapist president is lying.
Trying to impose American health care on Europe is an act of war
Fair
I wouldn’t want antivaxxers working on me either.
The USS GOFUNDME is under repair? Wonder what the premiums, the copay and max out of pocket is gonna cost us? IT’S OUT OF NETWORK!
I can think of a lot of port cities in desperate need that would welcome a free hospital ship with open arms! Bonus, you can get there quick because they’re all in the US! Oops, we don’t actually have any hospital ships.
Fun fact It was all a lie anyways. Both Navy Hospital ships are in dry dock for repairs. We don’t have any to send.
Is this his version of a Trojan horse? We all know Greenland doesn’t need help with healthcare from the country that doesn’t have it. It’s probably a warship.
Next up: Trump sending snow to Greenland because they’re too green.
Well US Healthcare is 3rd world compared to civilized nations, soooo…
This is so embarrassing.
Greenland probably already has better health care
As they should
Yeah of all the ways to lure a group of people to leave western Europe, particularly nordic countries, emphasizing American healthcare is not the way…
Greenland pulling no punches with that rejection letter
Greenland should send hospital ship to Uhmurrica.
Behold, the stable genius.
Go park that ship at Long Beach and give us some healthcare! I’m tired of using WebMed and GoFundMe as my health insurance.
I feel like Colin Jost will be writing jokes about this for years.
The orange Cheeto administration wants the Greenland children for a diddler party,
Release the Trump – Epstein files.
Do you think they will fake a “humanitarian crisis” in order to deploy troops?
It’s worth noting that BOTH hospital ships are in shipyard for repairs and maintenance at the moment.
At a minimum they’d be 2 weeks away from anything.
The US has the finest healthcare money can buy. You got money? You got healthcare. You got no money? You got no healthcare.
US government updates chicken pox blankets with measles ships.
Sounds like the giving of “blankets” strategy of capitulation.
Lol, imagine being an american soldier/officer getting sick and sent to an ally’s hospital for care and now you are a pawn to your deranged pedofile leader?
Trump useless gesture isnt going to change their mind.
The US healthcare system is a joke. I was recently booted off of state insurance with “you make too much.” Looked into insurance, and it is $580 per month just for me because I have a mechanical heart valve.
That is 1/3 of my total monthly income. After bills, food, etc I would be left with -410 per month.
Literally not an option. My meds are 1,350 a month. I had to cut the big one which is about 1,200 per month just so I can afford at least SOMETHING.
God Bless America.
Nuuk, Greenland, has [one hospital with 130 beds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Ingrid%27s_Hospital) for a population of 20,000, so one bed per 154 citizens. For comparison, Washington DC, has [ten hospitals with 2,072 beds](https://www.ahd.com/states/hospital_DC.html) for 702,250 citizens, so only one bed per 339 citizens.
I think Nuuk is doing just fine. As is the rest of Greenland.
All of these services are already [free at the point of use](https://www.norden.org/en/info-norden/health-service-greenland):
– Medical treatment by a doctor or specialist
– Hospital admission and stays
– Special care for pregnant women and at childbirth, and healthcare for new parents
– Nursing care in healthcare institutions or in the home
– Preventive health examinations
– Vaccinations within the vaccination programme, and in special cases
– Prescription medicine