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  1. trix_is_for_kids on

    Nobody lasts long in his administrations. Always the sign of a great businessman when you have to constantly fire your executives

  2. designateddroner2 on

    Does Cory go with her, or does he have to sleep with Mark and Wayne now?

  3. MarkWayne Mullin is one of the stupidest people I’ve ever seen in my life.

    I mean this fucker is really just dumb as a rock.

  4. Lol. Bye, bitch! Have fun shooting dogs.

    But also: ew. How is the new one even worse?

  5. Mullin is terrible human. That is the number one qualification in this administration.

  6. I didn’t think it was possible for him to do worse than Noem, and that’s my fault for setting the bar too high.

  7. trustjosephs on

    “he couldn’t replace her with a bigger doofus could he”

    Narrator: “…he did”

  8. ElysiumSprouts on

    I know it’s pure fantasy, but I can’t help chuckle imagining Markwayne Mullin, a member of Cherokee nation, kicking literally everyone out of the country.

    It was a good run guys.

  9. FuzzyBrilliant2026 on

    Reminder: you can kill people, you can change your entire face, you can flush all your morals and self-respect down the toilet for Trump and at the end of the day he will get rid of you.

    Kinda like what Noem did to Cricket.

  10. leftoverbrine on

    This is most interesting to me not because it is Noem, but to see if more follow quickly as he has opened the flood gates. In the first term we saw that once he started firing it became a revolving door, as firing was his main move. I think he was pushing the tarriff button before at every turn to feel like he was decision-making and falsify the strength of his position, now that he has no tariff moves to make beyond the one he already has if that even stands and he’s crossed the line letting neom go, we will see firings ramp up I think. None of them are remotely qualified, so I won’t feel bad about it, but if it happens it will almost certainly be about him feeling momentary power over the situation rather than any particular thing a person does, and that’ll be even more chaotic than before.

  11. FinallyFree96 on

    Only positive is that it lowers the MAGA numbers in the Senate; however brief.

    ETA: fairly big typo!

  12. Negative_Gravitas on

    Great the college dropout who they got to replace freaking Inhofe.

    I wish I could believe otherwise, but I truly think This fucking idiot is going to kill even more people than Noem. Possibly a lot more.

  13. Mullin is a moron. Dude is going to be a disaster but at least he wont spend hundreds of millions of dollars on head shots

  14. Mullin is going to step down from the Senate for this job? Sure. No chance a Dem can win in Oklahoma but seems short sighted.

  15. wanderlustcub on

    Forcing another Senate election this year is *not* a good idea.

    The GOP is already on defense and while OK would typically seemingly be a slam dunk for the GOP, it’s still costs money and in an environment such as this, it could just add more complications.

  16. Sufficient_Dingo2411 on

    Replacing Noem with literally the least educated Senator. Surely this won’t go poorly.

  17. What are his qualifications? Has he even *shot* a puppy?

    *Googles*

    Oh, right. Voted against laws that prevent spousal abuse. And is an absolute moron. I guess he is Trump’s brand of qualified after all.

  18. As a person in Oklahoma, this is *not* an improvement. Marky from the Trailer Parky is just as big an idiot. And a coward to boot. (No, I didn’t vote for he of the trailer park name. Yes, I would recall and replace him if I could. I’m a tiny blue dot doing my best here, okay?)

  19. AntoniaFauci on

    Tuesday: gets caught lying about military service he never did.

    Thursday: gets a huge promotion

    Never change, conservatives.

  20. esoteric_enigma on

    Why would this guy give up a Senate seat to accept this job he’s not qualified for and probably won’t keep long?

  21. SteakandTrach on

    Oh, good. There’s for a minute I was thinking, “How will they find someone even more belligerent and stupid than Kristi Noem?” But sure enough, they managed to pull it off.

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