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Extension_Pin_6359 on March 6, 2026 4:37 pm Corey Lewandowski? Who cried like a baby when Paul Manafort got the campaign manager job? That Corey?
Faucet860 on March 6, 2026 4:39 pm Rumoured!? It’s been going on for years cuck husband just watches. Maga the cuck base.
Accurate-Guava-3337 on March 6, 2026 4:40 pm We know by now he’s just getting shuffled somewhere else. He’s been around since Trump’s first term and always shows up again like a cold sore.
robotdesignwerks on March 6, 2026 4:49 pm So who has worse taste, Lewandowski or Noem? Because I think I would rather hurl myself into the sun than touch either of these people.
Unique-Egg-461 on March 6, 2026 4:54 pm “Corey Lewandowski announce as special consultant to the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas” its gonna happen, just wait
allenahansen on March 6, 2026 4:59 pm How many DC “positions” has this assclown been fired from anyway? His only redeeming feature, AFAICT, is having publicly referred to Jared as “A slimy little shit”.
Waramp on March 6, 2026 5:16 pm Poor Markwayne, he didn’t even get to take part in the perks of being DHS secretary!
tarlin on March 6, 2026 5:22 pm He needs to go to Shield with Noem, so he can continue servicing her.
anthropomorphizingu on March 6, 2026 5:27 pm So who are they going to hire to bang Mark and Wayne… uh, I mean, consult for in a special government manner.
BaconISgoodSOGOOD on March 6, 2026 5:33 pm This just in – Corey Lewandowski has accepted a position at *Blanket of the Americas*, a branch of *Shield of the Americas.*
jomara200 on March 6, 2026 5:55 pm Good. He is a full on traitor. He was one of the go-betweens between Russia and the Trump team in 2016.
joshloveless1976 on March 6, 2026 6:03 pm Now who is going to fire pilots for loosing her night night blankie?
marcovanzant on March 6, 2026 6:03 pm Who knows if this gentleman was involved in the $140 million Safe America contract?
pumpkinspicecum on March 6, 2026 6:06 pm I can’t imagine Kristi Noem having an affair or sex. I picture her mating then biting your head off
Publius015 on March 6, 2026 6:21 pm How many times will Corey be fired by Trump? What is this, the third time?
fermat9990 on March 6, 2026 6:53 pm Today’s political situation makes Idiocracy look like an improvement
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Corey Lewandowski? Who cried like a baby when Paul Manafort got the campaign manager job? That Corey?
Rumoured!? It’s been going on for years cuck husband just watches. Maga the cuck base.
We know by now he’s just getting shuffled somewhere else. He’s been around since Trump’s first term and always shows up again like a cold sore.
Oh no. Will they lose access to the Flying Bang Bus?
So who has worse taste, Lewandowski or Noem?
Because I think I would rather hurl myself into the sun than touch either of these people.
“Corey Lewandowski announce as special consultant to the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas”
its gonna happen, just wait
How many DC “positions” has this assclown been fired from anyway?
His only redeeming feature, AFAICT, is having publicly referred to Jared as “A slimy little shit”.
This guy needs to have his whole world investigated?
Having poor taste is the ultimate crime here.
Poor Markwayne, he didn’t even get to take part in the perks of being DHS secretary!
Yay, 2 for the price of 1
I guess Markwayne Mullin didn’t think he was that hot.
He needs to go to Shield with Noem, so he can continue servicing her.
So who are they going to hire to bang Mark and Wayne… uh, I mean, consult for in a special government manner.
I assume he’s heading to the Shield?
This just in – Corey Lewandowski has accepted a position at *Blanket of the Americas*, a branch of *Shield of the Americas.*
Don’t they live on a military base or some such crap?
*Womp womp*
Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Whomp Whomp
That weasel always finds a path back in.
The party of family values sure loves having affairs.
Good. He is a full on traitor. He was one of the go-betweens between Russia and the Trump team in 2016.
Now who is going to fire pilots for loosing her night night blankie?
Who knows if this gentleman was involved in the $140 million Safe America contract?
I can’t imagine Kristi Noem having an affair or sex. I picture her mating then biting your head off
Right. Only Trump is allowed to mess around like that!
How many times will Corey be fired by Trump? What is this, the third time?
Today’s political situation makes Idiocracy look like an improvement
New job as Carrier of the Shield Blanket?