IDK if holding it so close to Cuba is a wise move.
AssociateGreat2350 on
More market manipulation
JoeWhy2 on
Don’t tell me, it’s all Biden’s fault.
ilevelconcrete on
Look, while you certainly can’t rule out the possibility that the timing here is to prevent market volatility from some bad news, we also mustn’t forget that Trump is also incredibly lazy and might just want to watch TV until then.
tinyE1138 on
Iran is now the 51st State.
Gas prices are dropping.
Job numbers are the best they’ve ever been.
My approval rating holds steady at 99%
And I’m adding my name to the Kennedy Space Center.
Covfefe!
ElysiumSprouts on
So I should wait until tomorrow to buy more index funds? The Trump effect tends to push stocks down down down.
Taint_Liquor on
Who the fuck is he bombing now?
SAJ-13 on
Why? Is he going to say something stupid to crash the markets even more?
UnobviousDiver on
He’s going to try and calm markets and provide a simple short term goal to help make this war palatable to the American people. He will also go off script and fuck up his speech with with incoherent rambling.
FloodPlainsDrifter on
Something something will happen “within two weeks “
Secret_Research_7185 on
Maybe he’ll announce an Executive Order demanding that the Dow goes back up above 50,000 points !
Apprehensive-Cry3945 on
After market, classic lol
Hairy_Muff305 on
“Don’t be a panican, we’re all going to be so rich that we won’t know how to spend it! Look at these curtains….”
mjconver on
It’s all Biden’s fault
Shrimp1991 on
better pump him full of caffeine, he’ll need to stay awake for that
clueless_in_ny_or_nj on
He’s going to announce he’s tapping the oil reserves.
quixotik on
New tariffs for all.
Diligent-Wave-4150 on
Don’t buy gas, ride horses will be the statement before he starts pooping endlessly.
JaDonYoutube on
Let me guess: Joe Biden, immigration, no inflation, best job market we have ever seen, our 401ks are going to the moon
MaxRD on
Gotta wait for his family and friends to buy and sell at the right price before announcing something that will shock the market and make it trend in a way that will benefit those with advanced knowledge.
notie547 on
Releasing all the oil from the SPR and some BS about insuring ships in the straight. Probably also an EO to “boost” domestic production. Drill baby Drill. Even though itll take like 3 yrs, lol.
tcoh1s on
“None of this is my fault. It’s all Biden’s fault and Obama’s. Thank you for coming”.
jayfeather31 on
Considering this is happening after the stock market is closed, it’s a reasonable bet to assume this isn’t good.
ashark1983 on
Someone check the prediction markets!
wrxninja on
Trump:
* We’re winning
* We’re invading Cuba soon
* Drafts? Never heard of it but sounds interesting.
redinthahead on
Check out Prairie Operating Co (PROP). It’s a small-cap driller focused on the DJ Basin (Colorado). Today, it saw a 291% spike in call option volume.
For a company of that size, that is institutional flow or “information leakage.” If Trump walks out there and starts talking about Executive Orders for fast-tracking domestic production or tax credits for U.S. shale, these $2.00 calls are going to print 500% by tomorrow morning.
The “friends” are already positioned. He’s just going out there to provide the catalyst. Watch the after-hours price action on the small-cap energy tickers; that’s where the real move is.
calitoej on
“I am announcing my immediate resignation as President of the United States, due to the fact that I am way out of my depth & have no idea what I am doing. Thank you for your attention to the matter.”
Poison_the_Phil on
Trans Obama Biden China! Hoax hoax hoax *wet fart*
admlshake on
He’s probably going to announce that we are going to nuke them unless they get congress to pass the SAVE act.
ocwilly on
Donnie will say , the Dow is a temporary drop and will be above 50K in no time!
lifeat24fps on
Started a war, tanked the market, spiked gas prices. Still hasn’t addressed the nation like a president should.
Not that I care to watch him ramble and slur from the Oval but just to point what a lazy piece of shit this man is.
roadsidefoto on
My prediction: he’s gonna say something fucking stupid, then follow it up with something more fucking stupid.
SDdrohead on
Oh I’m sure this will be a valuable speech full of truth
Remote-Moon on
He’s going to announce a draft isn’t he?
ViolettaQueso on
Breaking from MSNow-Trump saying “war is almost over. All goals met.” Likely that 5:30 EST/2:30PST presser is going to be even more confusion.
I’m laughing maniacally and uncomfortably. This stuff is all just so ridiculously evil.
JMDeutsch on
“Joe Biden just used his auto pen to become the new Ayatollah of Iran…and he shit my pants.”
per_mare_per_terras on
Tendering his resignation?
zoopz on
America votes for this shit. Always more war and suffering.
Ok-Play-15 on
Anyone else notice that the announcement of this press conference was preceded by a 1 hour call with Putin this morning?
Luminox on
right when his sundowners kicks in????
id_rather_b_painting on
He’s going to announce the special military operation is over, and we’ve negotiated a deal with Iran (neither is true).
Red-little on
So he can crash the market further????
SpaceCowbyMax on
He didn’t like the numbers so he fired that guy
Myko475 on
Yes it’s all Biden’s fault while you’re rotting in a golf cart when 7 people died for your illegal war.
Flat-Emergency4891 on
He is a loser. Broke the economy and plunged us into war. Sounds like a Republican.
katalysis on
After Intel surfaced that Putin was helping Iran kill Americans, Trump calls Putin for advice and chats for an hour.
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IDK if holding it so close to Cuba is a wise move.
More market manipulation
Don’t tell me, it’s all Biden’s fault.
Look, while you certainly can’t rule out the possibility that the timing here is to prevent market volatility from some bad news, we also mustn’t forget that Trump is also incredibly lazy and might just want to watch TV until then.
Iran is now the 51st State.
Gas prices are dropping.
Job numbers are the best they’ve ever been.
My approval rating holds steady at 99%
And I’m adding my name to the Kennedy Space Center.
Covfefe!
So I should wait until tomorrow to buy more index funds? The Trump effect tends to push stocks down down down.
Who the fuck is he bombing now?
Why? Is he going to say something stupid to crash the markets even more?
He’s going to try and calm markets and provide a simple short term goal to help make this war palatable to the American people. He will also go off script and fuck up his speech with with incoherent rambling.
Something something will happen “within two weeks “
Maybe he’ll announce an Executive Order demanding that the Dow goes back up above 50,000 points !
After market, classic lol
“Don’t be a panican, we’re all going to be so rich that we won’t know how to spend it! Look at these curtains….”
It’s all Biden’s fault
better pump him full of caffeine, he’ll need to stay awake for that
He’s going to announce he’s tapping the oil reserves.
New tariffs for all.
Don’t buy gas, ride horses will be the statement before he starts pooping endlessly.
Let me guess: Joe Biden, immigration, no inflation, best job market we have ever seen, our 401ks are going to the moon
Gotta wait for his family and friends to buy and sell at the right price before announcing something that will shock the market and make it trend in a way that will benefit those with advanced knowledge.
Releasing all the oil from the SPR and some BS about insuring ships in the straight. Probably also an EO to “boost” domestic production. Drill baby Drill. Even though itll take like 3 yrs, lol.
“None of this is my fault. It’s all Biden’s fault and Obama’s. Thank you for coming”.
Considering this is happening after the stock market is closed, it’s a reasonable bet to assume this isn’t good.
Someone check the prediction markets!
Trump:
* We’re winning
* We’re invading Cuba soon
* Drafts? Never heard of it but sounds interesting.
Check out Prairie Operating Co (PROP). It’s a small-cap driller focused on the DJ Basin (Colorado). Today, it saw a 291% spike in call option volume.
For a company of that size, that is institutional flow or “information leakage.” If Trump walks out there and starts talking about Executive Orders for fast-tracking domestic production or tax credits for U.S. shale, these $2.00 calls are going to print 500% by tomorrow morning.
The “friends” are already positioned. He’s just going out there to provide the catalyst. Watch the after-hours price action on the small-cap energy tickers; that’s where the real move is.
“I am announcing my immediate resignation as President of the United States, due to the fact that I am way out of my depth & have no idea what I am doing. Thank you for your attention to the matter.”
Trans Obama Biden China! Hoax hoax hoax *wet fart*
He’s probably going to announce that we are going to nuke them unless they get congress to pass the SAVE act.
Donnie will say , the Dow is a temporary drop and will be above 50K in no time!
Started a war, tanked the market, spiked gas prices. Still hasn’t addressed the nation like a president should.
Not that I care to watch him ramble and slur from the Oval but just to point what a lazy piece of shit this man is.
My prediction: he’s gonna say something fucking stupid, then follow it up with something more fucking stupid.
Oh I’m sure this will be a valuable speech full of truth
He’s going to announce a draft isn’t he?
Breaking from MSNow-Trump saying “war is almost over. All goals met.” Likely that 5:30 EST/2:30PST presser is going to be even more confusion.
I’m laughing maniacally and uncomfortably. This stuff is all just so ridiculously evil.
“Joe Biden just used his auto pen to become the new Ayatollah of Iran…and he shit my pants.”
Tendering his resignation?
America votes for this shit. Always more war and suffering.
Anyone else notice that the announcement of this press conference was preceded by a 1 hour call with Putin this morning?
right when his sundowners kicks in????
He’s going to announce the special military operation is over, and we’ve negotiated a deal with Iran (neither is true).
So he can crash the market further????
He didn’t like the numbers so he fired that guy
Yes it’s all Biden’s fault while you’re rotting in a golf cart when 7 people died for your illegal war.
He is a loser. Broke the economy and plunged us into war. Sounds like a Republican.
After Intel surfaced that Putin was helping Iran kill Americans, Trump calls Putin for advice and chats for an hour.