And for the first time in his life, Trump can’t just threaten them to make them obey.
ZoneWorldly6619 on
It seems like he can’t illustrate Art of the Deal.
Rambaz_69 on
Trump probably expects NATO troops in Iran to act as his ground forces and eliminate the land-based threats that are firing on ships in the Strait of Hormuz. After all, he keeps saying that the U.S. military has completely defeated the Iranian Air Force and Navy, so the only force left that hasn’t been defeated is Iran’s infantry. Since this can surely only be achieved at great cost, he’d surely prefer to let the Europeans or the Chinese do this work. Then he’ll have fewer coffins of dead Americans to pay his respects to. Unless, of course, he needs some good photos again for his campaign fundraising. But it’s unlikely that the other countries will go along with this.
Its-A-Spider on
Trump finding out live that NATO is a defense alliance. Not only that, but NATO Article 5 of course says that it can be called into action if the ally becomes the victim of an attack, and as we all know, Iran didn’t attack first here. And I’m sure the constant insulting and threatening to go to war with the USA’s allies over Greenland and leaving Ukraine to fend for itself despite having promised to come to its aid in exchange for giving up its nuclear arsenal, whilst leaving Europe with the bill isn’t exactly helping either…
KingMario05 on
No fucking shit.
Impeach and remove him before he nukes Denmark or some shit. Enough.
thistimelineisweird on
It’s ok, most of us in the US aren’t going to help him either.
Bobobo-bobobo-bo-bo on
Just Say No to World War III
CelticSith on
January 2026, Trump boasts in speech that allies did nothing to help US in Afghanistan although many soldiers from NATO countries lost their lives.
Trump in March: “NATO, why no help?”
robocox87 on
Wait, I was led to believe that we were more respected than ever. /s
FlyFisherman4Life on
What a terrible leader US has. Teared up the treaty in 2019, fucked over global economy in 2025, now looking for volunteer to take the Iran war off his shoulders. What a cluster fuck!
Tomatoflee on
wtf is this headline? Insulting? The guy hung us out to dry with Russia then threatened to invade and annex the territory of a fellow European country. He’s slapped tariffs on us. Not long ago he published an official national security strategy that explicitly set out propaganda support and funding for far right groups to try to undermine our societies.
The insults are the smallest part of the problem.
stevenriley1 on
Karma’s a bitch.
Gyavos999LOTNW on
As a European, I couldn’t wait for this moment to arrive
Stunning_Mast2001 on
You know the Iran scheme was not well thought out, because trump wouldn’t have spent all last year harassing Greenland and Canada and nato and zelensky if he knew he was going to be on a major war with Iran and fighting drones
They’re just winging it with a trillion dollars in taxpayers money — we should all be outraged— this is thousands of dollars from our pockets that this moron is wasting
Cheema42 on
Dude was not even smart enough to do some sort of false flag operation. You know a BS excuse. Got too cocky after Venezuela.
waffle299 on
The profound lesson of game theory is this:
No matter what you do, how you behave, how big your military is, the game is played again and again and again. You will have to re& engage tomorrow, and the day, month and year after that.
This is why friendly tit for tat keeps beating other strategies. The game always restarts.
But this demented idiot doesn’t understand math.
Smrleda on
If we won- if we obliterated all their weapons months ago- if we killed all their leaders- if we blew up all their vessels- why are we asking other countries to come to our aid.
blackmobius on
The next couple of decades are gonna be rough for america when it finally admits that treating people like shit means they leave you to your dumb choices and stupid wars
Adbray666 on
Were we really expecting someone who’s never been held accountable for anything to understand actions have consequences?
ChoiceMedicine1462 on
Karma
CosmicJoe44 on
80 year old man who spent his entire life surrounded by people who would never tell him “No” rises to the top of the global elite and finally experiences it for the first time.
Thirdnipple79 on
Insulting? He was threatening to invade Greenland.
WalrusSwarm on
Trump doesn’t understand soft power.
Which-Iron-1265 on
Trump slapped tariffs on Australia even though we buy way more stuff from the US than we export to the US, so Donald can fuck right off!
FreeWhellin on
Golly Gee, imagine that! Who would have thought that would happen? 🤔
PatriotNews_dot_com on
Also, it’s a defense agreement, not an attack agreement
poppin-n-sailin on
Ignoring the part about how he treated former allies, im pretty sure NATO members aren’t required to join an illegal war of aggression. in fact, they should be required to act against it (i dont mean with force) regardless of the membership status of the country targeted by an illegal war of aggression. fuck the USA
ChristosFarr on
Just throw him down the shute like Veruca Salt. Me me me me mine mine mine. Shut the fuck up asshole. Everyone fucking hates you.
Hamlerhead on
Stable genius behavior.
CountySurfer on
So he’ll be doubling down on extortion threats as a result.
Available-Bee-3419 on
Oh what no one wants to help us out of the mess of our own making.
SavageSan on
It’s not a NATO or UN operation.
zeradragon on
What’s there to help with? Wasn’t the war won within like an hour? Thought there was nothing left to target in Iran…
Scrubject_Zero on
I’m sure he will learn from this and grow as a person. That or just keep letting people die for no reason and face no consequences because half of our country was enamored with a stupid rapist.
yukonnut on
With the gazillions the current regime in Washington spends on intelligence gathering, and the massive computing power to run every possible scenario, one would think that the way this is playing out would not be a massive surprise to the think tank in Washington. What has transpired is beyond comprehension that they could have fucked this up so badly. I can just hear the conversation in the situation room. Hey Pet, WTF is going on in the strait? TBH Mr Cheeto, we have no idea. Completely unforeseeable. Did not know it was there. Nutlicker, what going on with the price of oil? TBH your eminence, we don’t know, Scotty what you got on oil? Drill baby drill. Marco… FFS pick up your feet. You walk like a toddler. Whats the plan for getting civilians and embassy staff out? Well jefe, we have offered coupons for flights on jet blue but they don’t seem to be working yet.
ZasdfUnreal on
Has Trump tried to impose more unconstitutional tariffs on them? That’s a neat trick.
Crafty_Ish1973 on
None of our few remaining allies are obligated to send their soldiers to die because Trump needed a distraction from the Epstein files and his failed second term.
Successful_Bid256 on
These are real leaders, with intelligence
Lund0829 on
Its like trump never heard a Randy Newman song.
Tricky-Ad5754 on
Trump has learned nothing.
BulbaKat on
What was it that Hegseth said about FAFO? 🤔
SeaDubbaU on
He really is just THE dumbest motherfucker with power, in all of history, jfc…
LetsGoBubba6141 on
He wants someone else holding the bag. This is all on him, and if something happens, he will turn and say how they didn’t help protect the ships like we can etc etc etc.
He wants a fall guy.
tinahowlett on
Is it being an egomaniac? A hypocrite? A buffoon? An idiot? Or just plain stupid? Multiple choice available.
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And for the first time in his life, Trump can’t just threaten them to make them obey.
It seems like he can’t illustrate Art of the Deal.
Trump probably expects NATO troops in Iran to act as his ground forces and eliminate the land-based threats that are firing on ships in the Strait of Hormuz. After all, he keeps saying that the U.S. military has completely defeated the Iranian Air Force and Navy, so the only force left that hasn’t been defeated is Iran’s infantry. Since this can surely only be achieved at great cost, he’d surely prefer to let the Europeans or the Chinese do this work. Then he’ll have fewer coffins of dead Americans to pay his respects to. Unless, of course, he needs some good photos again for his campaign fundraising. But it’s unlikely that the other countries will go along with this.
Trump finding out live that NATO is a defense alliance. Not only that, but NATO Article 5 of course says that it can be called into action if the ally becomes the victim of an attack, and as we all know, Iran didn’t attack first here. And I’m sure the constant insulting and threatening to go to war with the USA’s allies over Greenland and leaving Ukraine to fend for itself despite having promised to come to its aid in exchange for giving up its nuclear arsenal, whilst leaving Europe with the bill isn’t exactly helping either…
No fucking shit.
Impeach and remove him before he nukes Denmark or some shit. Enough.
It’s ok, most of us in the US aren’t going to help him either.
Just Say No to World War III
January 2026, Trump boasts in speech that allies did nothing to help US in Afghanistan although many soldiers from NATO countries lost their lives.
Trump in March: “NATO, why no help?”
Wait, I was led to believe that we were more respected than ever. /s
What a terrible leader US has. Teared up the treaty in 2019, fucked over global economy in 2025, now looking for volunteer to take the Iran war off his shoulders. What a cluster fuck!
wtf is this headline? Insulting? The guy hung us out to dry with Russia then threatened to invade and annex the territory of a fellow European country. He’s slapped tariffs on us. Not long ago he published an official national security strategy that explicitly set out propaganda support and funding for far right groups to try to undermine our societies.
The insults are the smallest part of the problem.
Karma’s a bitch.
As a European, I couldn’t wait for this moment to arrive
You know the Iran scheme was not well thought out, because trump wouldn’t have spent all last year harassing Greenland and Canada and nato and zelensky if he knew he was going to be on a major war with Iran and fighting drones
They’re just winging it with a trillion dollars in taxpayers money — we should all be outraged— this is thousands of dollars from our pockets that this moron is wasting
Dude was not even smart enough to do some sort of false flag operation. You know a BS excuse. Got too cocky after Venezuela.
The profound lesson of game theory is this:
No matter what you do, how you behave, how big your military is, the game is played again and again and again. You will have to re& engage tomorrow, and the day, month and year after that.
This is why friendly tit for tat keeps beating other strategies. The game always restarts.
But this demented idiot doesn’t understand math.
If we won- if we obliterated all their weapons months ago- if we killed all their leaders- if we blew up all their vessels- why are we asking other countries to come to our aid.
The next couple of decades are gonna be rough for america when it finally admits that treating people like shit means they leave you to your dumb choices and stupid wars
Were we really expecting someone who’s never been held accountable for anything to understand actions have consequences?
Karma
80 year old man who spent his entire life surrounded by people who would never tell him “No” rises to the top of the global elite and finally experiences it for the first time.
Insulting? He was threatening to invade Greenland.
Trump doesn’t understand soft power.
Trump slapped tariffs on Australia even though we buy way more stuff from the US than we export to the US, so Donald can fuck right off!
Golly Gee, imagine that! Who would have thought that would happen? 🤔
Also, it’s a defense agreement, not an attack agreement
Ignoring the part about how he treated former allies, im pretty sure NATO members aren’t required to join an illegal war of aggression. in fact, they should be required to act against it (i dont mean with force) regardless of the membership status of the country targeted by an illegal war of aggression. fuck the USA
Just throw him down the shute like Veruca Salt. Me me me me mine mine mine. Shut the fuck up asshole. Everyone fucking hates you.
Stable genius behavior.
So he’ll be doubling down on extortion threats as a result.
Oh what no one wants to help us out of the mess of our own making.
It’s not a NATO or UN operation.
What’s there to help with? Wasn’t the war won within like an hour? Thought there was nothing left to target in Iran…
I’m sure he will learn from this and grow as a person. That or just keep letting people die for no reason and face no consequences because half of our country was enamored with a stupid rapist.
With the gazillions the current regime in Washington spends on intelligence gathering, and the massive computing power to run every possible scenario, one would think that the way this is playing out would not be a massive surprise to the think tank in Washington. What has transpired is beyond comprehension that they could have fucked this up so badly. I can just hear the conversation in the situation room. Hey Pet, WTF is going on in the strait? TBH Mr Cheeto, we have no idea. Completely unforeseeable. Did not know it was there. Nutlicker, what going on with the price of oil? TBH your eminence, we don’t know, Scotty what you got on oil? Drill baby drill. Marco… FFS pick up your feet. You walk like a toddler. Whats the plan for getting civilians and embassy staff out? Well jefe, we have offered coupons for flights on jet blue but they don’t seem to be working yet.
Has Trump tried to impose more unconstitutional tariffs on them? That’s a neat trick.
None of our few remaining allies are obligated to send their soldiers to die because Trump needed a distraction from the Epstein files and his failed second term.
These are real leaders, with intelligence
Its like trump never heard a Randy Newman song.
Trump has learned nothing.
What was it that Hegseth said about FAFO? 🤔
He really is just THE dumbest motherfucker with power, in all of history, jfc…
He wants someone else holding the bag. This is all on him, and if something happens, he will turn and say how they didn’t help protect the ships like we can etc etc etc.
He wants a fall guy.
Is it being an egomaniac? A hypocrite? A buffoon? An idiot? Or just plain stupid? Multiple choice available.