10 days ago: “We will liberate the Strait of Hormuz against their will.”
5 days ago: “We will form an international coalition to liberate Hormuz.”
4 days ago: “Countries that need the strait must contribute to its liberation with us.”
2 days ago: “No country has announced its contribution; no problem, we will liberate it ourselves.”
Today: “We don’t need the Strait of Hormuz anyway.”
– President of the most powerful nation in human history
MaverickTopGun on
He’s really just saying shit, huh?
Raffelcoptar92 on
TACO Trump
nazarein on
maybe this will push him to go green?
Beforemath on
If you could power a society with embarrassment the United States would be completely energy independent by now.
hospitallers on
Fucking nightmare…
TemporarySun314 on
“After nobody wanted to die for us, it’s not so important anymore. It’s only important enough for Non-Americans to die for”
Americans are cowards…
Colonel-Mooseknuckle on
We don’t need it, but we also control it, and we also want our “allies” to help with it, but we also don’t need our “allies” at all.
The stable genius everyone.
theguy1336 on
“We didn’t need any of the former military bases in the middle east either. Maybe we don’t even need oil? A lot of people have been saying it!”
Kioskwar on
We’ll build our own strait, with blackjack, and hookers!
Bitter_Classic_89 on
Oh, so he’s going to invest in renewables?
Zest724 on
What we really don’t need is the Trumpublicans. Let’s vote them out of office!
Theferael_me on
I wish the rest of NATO would tell the US to go fuck itself and negotiate its own deal with Iran to get oil through Hormuz.
Competitive-Bike-277 on
Well….he’s wrong
IMGcertified on
Omg..at this point its becoming a drinking game
Ok-Dragonfly4224 on
We don’t? lol, the other day, he was begging NATO for help there… what a clown.
H4NKSCORP10 on
Trump does what every single incompetent person with any amount of responsibility and a complete lack of accountability has done since the beginning of time. Take multiple opposing positions, speak in very vague terms, jump at the opportunity to take credit, deflect any blame and attack the messenger if/when you get called out.
Trick_Entertainer_34 on
Someone tell Pam Bondi it’s now Dow 45,000
Rambaz_69 on
When oil or gas prices are high worldwide, they rise in the U.S. as well. So once again, Trump is talking nonsense when he says he doesn’t care whether the Strait of Hormuz is open or blocked by Iran.
TheAskewOne on
>He responded, “I may have a plan, I may not” but said he wouldn’t tell reporters one way or the other.
>”It’s certainly a place that people are talking about. But I can’t tell you that,” Trump added.
Fucking clown.
OnDrugsTonight on
Let’s just keep it closed then and see how your regional allies react, shall we?
Raspberries-Are-Evil on
“Straight of Hormuz is woke”
Catspaw129 on
It’s Strait of Hormuz pinball.
DoomOne on
This sounds an awful lot like Trump is getting ready to surrender and leave.
Threndsa on
Has he suggested digging another waterway yet? Thats the only square I need for my bingo card.
yowszer on
Trumps whole life has been just living a lie and selling positive spin and propaganda. This has worked out immensely well for him, but in war this doesn’t work. Success is actually dependent on planning, hard work, execution, and achieving an objective. The Iranian guard isn’t going to bow down like him threatening someone with a lawsuit. It’s why he is failing miserably and can’t comprehend why
And the obvious outcome for everyone is he will tire of this, he probably already has, and is waiting for a slim chance of calling something a fake victory and bouncing leaving everyone else to clean up the mess
trixtah on
The fu k are we doing there then you orange bitch?
DeepThots91 on
Sure Jan.
LarrBearLV on
Like a kid breaking a toy and then saying he doesn’t need or want the toy anymore.
InevitableAvalanche on
Sounds like he is too dumb to be President.
Falling_Down_Flat on
LOL I thought he was begging for help with the strait? We are not helping
warblingContinues on
He is just so incredibly stupid, just like his voters.
enzblade on
I can imagine Trump literally considering drawing a new shipping lane through mountains with a sharpie and thinking this is the answer.
ABearDream on
We *need* Greenland for reasons but we don’t need the one of the world’s most prolific oil trade routes. This fucking guy
Stinky_Fartface on
It’s amazing that someone with bone spurs could backpedal so quickly.
Kwerby on
We’re taking the Strait of Hormuz.
They won’t be able to hold the Strait of Hormuz from us.
Why won’t anybody help us take the Strait of Hormuz.
Maybe we shouldn’t have tried to take the Strait of Hormuz.
I didn’t want the Strait of Hormuz anyways. <~you are here
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10 days ago: “We will liberate the Strait of Hormuz against their will.”
5 days ago: “We will form an international coalition to liberate Hormuz.”
4 days ago: “Countries that need the strait must contribute to its liberation with us.”
2 days ago: “No country has announced its contribution; no problem, we will liberate it ourselves.”
Today: “We don’t need the Strait of Hormuz anyway.”
– President of the most powerful nation in human history
He’s really just saying shit, huh?
TACO Trump
maybe this will push him to go green?
If you could power a society with embarrassment the United States would be completely energy independent by now.
Fucking nightmare…
“After nobody wanted to die for us, it’s not so important anymore. It’s only important enough for Non-Americans to die for”
Americans are cowards…
We don’t need it, but we also control it, and we also want our “allies” to help with it, but we also don’t need our “allies” at all.
The stable genius everyone.
“We didn’t need any of the former military bases in the middle east either. Maybe we don’t even need oil? A lot of people have been saying it!”
We’ll build our own strait, with blackjack, and hookers!
Oh, so he’s going to invest in renewables?
What we really don’t need is the Trumpublicans. Let’s vote them out of office!
I wish the rest of NATO would tell the US to go fuck itself and negotiate its own deal with Iran to get oil through Hormuz.
Well….he’s wrong
Omg..at this point its becoming a drinking game
We don’t? lol, the other day, he was begging NATO for help there… what a clown.
Trump does what every single incompetent person with any amount of responsibility and a complete lack of accountability has done since the beginning of time. Take multiple opposing positions, speak in very vague terms, jump at the opportunity to take credit, deflect any blame and attack the messenger if/when you get called out.
Someone tell Pam Bondi it’s now Dow 45,000
When oil or gas prices are high worldwide, they rise in the U.S. as well. So once again, Trump is talking nonsense when he says he doesn’t care whether the Strait of Hormuz is open or blocked by Iran.
>He responded, “I may have a plan, I may not” but said he wouldn’t tell reporters one way or the other.
>”It’s certainly a place that people are talking about. But I can’t tell you that,” Trump added.
Fucking clown.
Let’s just keep it closed then and see how your regional allies react, shall we?
“Straight of Hormuz is woke”
It’s Strait of Hormuz pinball.
This sounds an awful lot like Trump is getting ready to surrender and leave.
Has he suggested digging another waterway yet? Thats the only square I need for my bingo card.
Trumps whole life has been just living a lie and selling positive spin and propaganda. This has worked out immensely well for him, but in war this doesn’t work. Success is actually dependent on planning, hard work, execution, and achieving an objective. The Iranian guard isn’t going to bow down like him threatening someone with a lawsuit. It’s why he is failing miserably and can’t comprehend why
And the obvious outcome for everyone is he will tire of this, he probably already has, and is waiting for a slim chance of calling something a fake victory and bouncing leaving everyone else to clean up the mess
The fu k are we doing there then you orange bitch?
Sure Jan.
Like a kid breaking a toy and then saying he doesn’t need or want the toy anymore.
Sounds like he is too dumb to be President.
LOL I thought he was begging for help with the strait? We are not helping
He is just so incredibly stupid, just like his voters.
I can imagine Trump literally considering drawing a new shipping lane through mountains with a sharpie and thinking this is the answer.
We *need* Greenland for reasons but we don’t need the one of the world’s most prolific oil trade routes. This fucking guy
It’s amazing that someone with bone spurs could backpedal so quickly.
We’re taking the Strait of Hormuz.
They won’t be able to hold the Strait of Hormuz from us.
Why won’t anybody help us take the Strait of Hormuz.
Maybe we shouldn’t have tried to take the Strait of Hormuz.
I didn’t want the Strait of Hormuz anyways. <~you are here
The Strait of Hormuz sucks.