Is he worried the lines will be too long the next time he tries to flee to Cancun?
quirkygirl123 on
Do it. Americans don’t like ICE. We don’t want them anywhere near us. Pay the damn TSA – in fact, give them a raise!
PlacebosForALL on
Didn’t democrats suggest this but republicans voted this down because democrats?
Rick_McCrawfordler on
What if we just fund the terminals for Cancun?
49DivineDayVacation on
Woah genius Ted! I’ve not heard anyone else suggest that. You’re so smart!
FancyEmployee8672 on
it’s working!
Root-magic on
Exactly what the democrats asked for
coatofforearm on
Didn’t he just vote this down??
dangerously-amish on
Democrats should double down and force Cruz and republicans to accept the Dems proposed bill. Shove it down their throat that the Dems won, don’t let republicans spin this as a win.
OtakuTacos on
Do it.
redwing180 on
What a great idea! Wish we would’ve thought of that!!! Seven times already. Gee Republicans are so smart! (whatever, if they wanna take the credit, so be it)
MeatMullet on
He is going to run again in 2028. Trying to get some distance between him and the pedo presidency.
potato_bus on
Ted Cruz just worried about the start of hurricane season and being able to flee to Cancun quickly
BiscottiOwn7294 on
Wow Ted, what a novel idea! It’s too bad no one has thought about this simple resolution, especially since ICE already has guaranteed funding! (Mic drop)
Carlyz37 on
What the hell? Cruz “proposes” what Senate Dens have put forward multiple times now?????
OscarAlso on
Teddy “Cancun” Cruz! Look at you! Trying to negotiate like a big boss baby! Good on you Teddy!
dover_oxide on
Can’t be messing with Cruz’s ability to run away from work and his constituents
whichwitch9 on
Democrats have offered this multiple times already….
OldFaithlessness1335 on
Whatever I dont care who proposes. It it would further isolate ICE/CBP..thus further shinning a spotlight on them.
El_Chilangisimo on
Or just eliminate ICE and TSA because they’re both fucking useless and trample constitutional rights. How about that
da2Pakaveli on
Someone needs to go to Cancun
-GuyDeLombard- on
Democrats have offered this exact deal countless times. Now that a Republican came up with the idea, they’ll go along with it 😂🤡
J-the-Kidder on
In order for any worthwhile legislation to get passed, it has to be a Republican taking a Democrat idea and repackaging it. Brilliant way to govern!
TheBalzy on
Gee, it’s almost as if this is exactly what Democrats have already been trying to do or something. Weird…
cenphogay on
I’m pretty sure Ted is one of the senators that demand VIP treatment going through screening. TSA has stopped that during the shutdown. He just doesn’t want to have to be with his constituents.
Feuertotem on
Worried he can’t flee fast enough next time
archivedpear on
oh yes great idea why didn’t anyone think of this. Oh you’re telling me the democrats did? and that republicans exclusively voted against it and are using it as leverage to force ICE to get more funding?
Commander-of-ducks on
Good enough for me to think that there’s a disaster coming to Texas. He seems afraid that he won’t be able to get through an airport.
fallonyourswordkaren on
Cruz needs to get the airports straight before the next storm hits Texas.
Silvery_Cricket on
Republicans know that if ICE has to engage with people in a airport, even the dumbest and most loyal republicans will see what gestapo clowns they are.
Lord_Hitachi on
He must’ve been slightly inconvenienced on his way to Cancun
wyvernx02 on
Wanting federal agents to have basic accountability is “extreme and unreasonable” now? Ok Ted.
westergames81 on
Weird, there are no looming natural disasters in Texas that I’m aware of, not sure why Ted is preparing for a trip.
Helpful-Selection756 on
The Hill is a carcass of its former self, just a MAGA partisan rag now under Nexstar.
The Dems proposed exact thing this seven times and Cruz’s party voted it down! Any journalist remotely interested in truth would include that context, but alas. RIP The Hill.
Narianos on
Oh, you mean the thing the Democrats asked for *seven different times* and was denied?
raerae1991 on
Did the Dems suggest this and created 9 bills that republicans voted down. Every time?
JacquoRock on
Because when the Republicans offer it, it suddenly tastes great and is less filling.
blackcain on
Ted tryign to be presidential. fuck off ted. Go vacation in Mexico.
tragicallyohio on
He just wants to get Cancun c’mon guys
warblingContinues on
Democrats have proposed this many times lol.
Qcconfidential on
The Republicans are going to try to say this was their idea all along. Everyone in the country who isnt an idiot knows that Democrats tried this seven times already
FIContractor on
There must be a winter storm headed for Texas.
Harvest827 on
Cruz must know something’s up and needs to make sure he can get out of the country last minute.
43 Comments
Is he worried the lines will be too long the next time he tries to flee to Cancun?
Do it. Americans don’t like ICE. We don’t want them anywhere near us. Pay the damn TSA – in fact, give them a raise!
Didn’t democrats suggest this but republicans voted this down because democrats?
What if we just fund the terminals for Cancun?
Woah genius Ted! I’ve not heard anyone else suggest that. You’re so smart!
it’s working!
Exactly what the democrats asked for
Didn’t he just vote this down??
Democrats should double down and force Cruz and republicans to accept the Dems proposed bill. Shove it down their throat that the Dems won, don’t let republicans spin this as a win.
Do it.
What a great idea! Wish we would’ve thought of that!!! Seven times already. Gee Republicans are so smart! (whatever, if they wanna take the credit, so be it)
He is going to run again in 2028. Trying to get some distance between him and the pedo presidency.
Ted Cruz just worried about the start of hurricane season and being able to flee to Cancun quickly
Wow Ted, what a novel idea! It’s too bad no one has thought about this simple resolution, especially since ICE already has guaranteed funding! (Mic drop)
What the hell? Cruz “proposes” what Senate Dens have put forward multiple times now?????
Teddy “Cancun” Cruz! Look at you! Trying to negotiate like a big boss baby! Good on you Teddy!
Can’t be messing with Cruz’s ability to run away from work and his constituents
Democrats have offered this multiple times already….
Whatever I dont care who proposes. It it would further isolate ICE/CBP..thus further shinning a spotlight on them.
Or just eliminate ICE and TSA because they’re both fucking useless and trample constitutional rights. How about that
Someone needs to go to Cancun
Democrats have offered this exact deal countless times. Now that a Republican came up with the idea, they’ll go along with it 😂🤡
In order for any worthwhile legislation to get passed, it has to be a Republican taking a Democrat idea and repackaging it. Brilliant way to govern!
Gee, it’s almost as if this is exactly what Democrats have already been trying to do or something. Weird…
I’m pretty sure Ted is one of the senators that demand VIP treatment going through screening. TSA has stopped that during the shutdown. He just doesn’t want to have to be with his constituents.
Worried he can’t flee fast enough next time
oh yes great idea why didn’t anyone think of this. Oh you’re telling me the democrats did? and that republicans exclusively voted against it and are using it as leverage to force ICE to get more funding?
Good enough for me to think that there’s a disaster coming to Texas. He seems afraid that he won’t be able to get through an airport.
Cruz needs to get the airports straight before the next storm hits Texas.
Republicans know that if ICE has to engage with people in a airport, even the dumbest and most loyal republicans will see what gestapo clowns they are.
He must’ve been slightly inconvenienced on his way to Cancun
Wanting federal agents to have basic accountability is “extreme and unreasonable” now? Ok Ted.
Weird, there are no looming natural disasters in Texas that I’m aware of, not sure why Ted is preparing for a trip.
The Hill is a carcass of its former self, just a MAGA partisan rag now under Nexstar.
The Dems proposed exact thing this seven times and Cruz’s party voted it down! Any journalist remotely interested in truth would include that context, but alas. RIP The Hill.
Oh, you mean the thing the Democrats asked for *seven different times* and was denied?
Did the Dems suggest this and created 9 bills that republicans voted down. Every time?
Because when the Republicans offer it, it suddenly tastes great and is less filling.
Ted tryign to be presidential. fuck off ted. Go vacation in Mexico.
He just wants to get Cancun c’mon guys
Democrats have proposed this many times lol.
The Republicans are going to try to say this was their idea all along. Everyone in the country who isnt an idiot knows that Democrats tried this seven times already
There must be a winter storm headed for Texas.
Cruz must know something’s up and needs to make sure he can get out of the country last minute.