When Trump called Biden “Sleepy Joe”, he was projecting.
ChiGuy6124 on
“President Donald Trump has struggled to stay awake as he was showered with excessive praise from Cabinet members and local officials in Tennessee.”
“*Chairing a roundtable on public safety, the 79-year-old president could be seen repeatedly closing his eyes, occasionally jerking his head around as he appeared to drift off, while MAGA acolytes took turns giving him “Dear Leader-style” compliments.*”
“Before President Trump, our nation was set on a perpetual course of decline,” Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth told the audience, as Trump sat alongside him with his eyes closed.”
“I’m living the wildest dream you could possibly imagine, sir,” added FBI director Kash Patel as Trump looked towards him with a blank stare, his eyes increasingly heavy. “It’s thanks to you.”
“….repeated his earlier claim that Iran now wanted “to make a deal”—something that the Iranian regime flatly rejected—before embarking on a speech about lower crime rates, border security, and Elvis Presley.”
“Indeed, the president was at his most animated as he announced he would visit Graceland after the meeting, telling the audience, “I love Elvis.”
“I never met Elvis,” he added. “ I met ‘em all—I met Sinatra, I met all over them—(but) I never met Elvis. Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib and say I knew him well. I love Elvis.”
“But Trump appeared to be getting sleepier as the meeting dragged on, and by the time participants were asked to take turns singing his praises, he started to look as though he were drifting off.”
“Trump regularly made fun of Joe Biden’s cognitive capacity and spent most of the past few years referring to the then-president as “Sleepy Joe.”
“But Trump was 78 years and 7 months when he was sworn into office last January, making him the oldest American president to take the oath.”
“Since then, he has suffered from swollen ankles and frequent hand bruises, regularly confuses names and dates, and his trademark long-winded tangents are becoming even longer, veering into bizarre segues on everything from wind farms and White House decor to first lady Melania Trump’s underwear.”
“However, the president and his doctors insist he is in “excellent” health.”
Cheesestrings89 on
Can’t blame him.
I’m also so fucking tired as of late
razz-boy on
He’s actually just thinking really really hard, harder than anyone has ever thought before and on levels that the average human cannot comprehend. At such levels, it is impossible to keep the eyes open
JeffSteinMusic on
Daily Beast reporting on Trump’s supposed ailing health on the daily for a decade now.
Who still reads this shit? Just wake me when he, you know…[and even then, a week later, America will wake up from celebrating and realize that nothing about our society has changed]
Imaginary-Ad-7919 on
Well at this point the biggest challenge for Trump isn’t the speech, it’s staying conscious for it.
Xullister on
Man, I can’t stand Trump, but DailyBeast runs this article 2-3 times a week and I’m getting a bit tired of the lazy reporting spam.
Wonderful-Driver4761 on
Vote for ped ro.
Colonel-Mooseknuckle on
Give the poor guy a break. It must be exhausting trying to find the right scapegoat for an unnecessary war you started and can’t wiggle your way out of.
Prize_Proof5332 on
He must be exhausted from all the winning!
tecdaz on
‘Apparently I’m an idiot’ said the three-time Trump voter straight into the camera
ValidTrack on
I think he is tired of speaking. I get it, i would also be exhausted of spraying lie after lie in full auto. At some point mind needs to rest, to gain energy back to yap all the lies again.
silentwind262 on
One of these days he’s actually going pass during one of these events, and the only way they’ll be able to tell is when all the waste comes seeping out.
PortaPottyJonnee on
…Phrasing!
Stoic_cave on
Fingers crossed for arterial collapse
Exact_Platypus5179 on
My god watching the fetid rotting corpse turn the tides of the world based on how his bowels are feeling in that moment is like watching a foreign film on a roller coaster on acid. He makes me sick, please just crawl off into a shady glen like an old dog and lay down. We would be ever so grateful
AnamCeili on
*”Don’t you think he looks tired?”*
justabill71 on
Operation Epic Snore-y
WhatEvenIsLifeThis on
He ain’t lastin’ the year
donut-hypnosis on
SleepyDope Don.
Ka-Is-A-Wheelie on
Nike already!
epochwin on
The only time he seemed genuinely happy lately was when he met Mamdani. These sycophants are boring AF.
StabbingHoboReturns on
The looks like a nutsack
PatronSaintOfCunts on
Do your thing, cholesterol
wavaif4824 on
exactly how empty is this cave they’re meeting in? that’s one helluva reverb tail!
TheMysticalBaconTree on
Donald Slump.
ChantilyAce on
What a pathetic bunch of losers. So cringeworthy.
Aggressive-Will-4500 on
He can’t even stay awake during his own suck-up-a-thon?
Wayofchinchilla on
Come on McDonald’s step it up three Square meals a day we can get that up to at least 5.
Internet_Rando_667 on
Wait til he falls asleep, turn it into a roast.
If he starts to show signs of consciousness, you gotta flip back to praising him.
It’d make those things at least a little interesting…
DrooMighty on
> “I love Elvis. I never met Elvis. I met ‘em all, Frank Sinatra, I knew all of ‘em, I never met Elvis,” he continued. “Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib, say, ‘I knew him well.’ I love Elvis, but I never met him, but I’m gonna go see Graceland after this, I think. I’m sure it’s not going to be a very long stay. But I want to see that.”
Honestly the only surprising thing to come out of this ass-kissing ritual is the Elvis thing…seeing Trump say that there’s something he *wants* to lie about, but for some reason can’t. Like what’s fucking stopping you from lying about knowing Elvis, bud? Why is THAT the line in the sand?
whelmed-and-gruntled on
Trump is the guy who used to rape kids with Jeffrey Epstein. It is well documented in the Epstein-Trump files.
TOMC_throwaway000000 on
He looks like that picture of the baby bird next to a coin for size comparison
Kulban on
What’s with all these Daily Beast extra click-baitey headlines and extra influx of them?
Ok-Tourist-511 on
Just go for the long sleep, the people will be happy.
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When Trump called Biden “Sleepy Joe”, he was projecting.
“President Donald Trump has struggled to stay awake as he was showered with excessive praise from Cabinet members and local officials in Tennessee.”
“*Chairing a roundtable on public safety, the 79-year-old president could be seen repeatedly closing his eyes, occasionally jerking his head around as he appeared to drift off, while MAGA acolytes took turns giving him “Dear Leader-style” compliments.*”
“Before President Trump, our nation was set on a perpetual course of decline,” Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth told the audience, as Trump sat alongside him with his eyes closed.”
“I’m living the wildest dream you could possibly imagine, sir,” added FBI director Kash Patel as Trump looked towards him with a blank stare, his eyes increasingly heavy. “It’s thanks to you.”
“….repeated his earlier claim that Iran now wanted “to make a deal”—something that the Iranian regime flatly rejected—before embarking on a speech about lower crime rates, border security, and Elvis Presley.”
“Indeed, the president was at his most animated as he announced he would visit Graceland after the meeting, telling the audience, “I love Elvis.”
“I never met Elvis,” he added. “ I met ‘em all—I met Sinatra, I met all over them—(but) I never met Elvis. Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib and say I knew him well. I love Elvis.”
“But Trump appeared to be getting sleepier as the meeting dragged on, and by the time participants were asked to take turns singing his praises, he started to look as though he were drifting off.”
“Trump regularly made fun of Joe Biden’s cognitive capacity and spent most of the past few years referring to the then-president as “Sleepy Joe.”
“But Trump was 78 years and 7 months when he was sworn into office last January, making him the oldest American president to take the oath.”
“Since then, he has suffered from swollen ankles and frequent hand bruises, regularly confuses names and dates, and his trademark long-winded tangents are becoming even longer, veering into bizarre segues on everything from wind farms and White House decor to first lady Melania Trump’s underwear.”
“However, the president and his doctors insist he is in “excellent” health.”
Can’t blame him.
I’m also so fucking tired as of late
He’s actually just thinking really really hard, harder than anyone has ever thought before and on levels that the average human cannot comprehend. At such levels, it is impossible to keep the eyes open
Daily Beast reporting on Trump’s supposed ailing health on the daily for a decade now.
Who still reads this shit? Just wake me when he, you know…[and even then, a week later, America will wake up from celebrating and realize that nothing about our society has changed]
Well at this point the biggest challenge for Trump isn’t the speech, it’s staying conscious for it.
Man, I can’t stand Trump, but DailyBeast runs this article 2-3 times a week and I’m getting a bit tired of the lazy reporting spam.
Vote for ped ro.
Give the poor guy a break. It must be exhausting trying to find the right scapegoat for an unnecessary war you started and can’t wiggle your way out of.
He must be exhausted from all the winning!
‘Apparently I’m an idiot’ said the three-time Trump voter straight into the camera
I think he is tired of speaking. I get it, i would also be exhausted of spraying lie after lie in full auto. At some point mind needs to rest, to gain energy back to yap all the lies again.
One of these days he’s actually going pass during one of these events, and the only way they’ll be able to tell is when all the waste comes seeping out.
…Phrasing!
Fingers crossed for arterial collapse
My god watching the fetid rotting corpse turn the tides of the world based on how his bowels are feeling in that moment is like watching a foreign film on a roller coaster on acid. He makes me sick, please just crawl off into a shady glen like an old dog and lay down. We would be ever so grateful
*”Don’t you think he looks tired?”*
Operation Epic Snore-y
He ain’t lastin’ the year
SleepyDope Don.
Nike already!
The only time he seemed genuinely happy lately was when he met Mamdani. These sycophants are boring AF.
The looks like a nutsack
Do your thing, cholesterol
exactly how empty is this cave they’re meeting in? that’s one helluva reverb tail!
Donald Slump.
What a pathetic bunch of losers. So cringeworthy.
He can’t even stay awake during his own suck-up-a-thon?
Come on McDonald’s step it up three Square meals a day we can get that up to at least 5.
Wait til he falls asleep, turn it into a roast.
If he starts to show signs of consciousness, you gotta flip back to praising him.
It’d make those things at least a little interesting…
> “I love Elvis. I never met Elvis. I met ‘em all, Frank Sinatra, I knew all of ‘em, I never met Elvis,” he continued. “Sometimes I feel I should tell a little fib, say, ‘I knew him well.’ I love Elvis, but I never met him, but I’m gonna go see Graceland after this, I think. I’m sure it’s not going to be a very long stay. But I want to see that.”
Honestly the only surprising thing to come out of this ass-kissing ritual is the Elvis thing…seeing Trump say that there’s something he *wants* to lie about, but for some reason can’t. Like what’s fucking stopping you from lying about knowing Elvis, bud? Why is THAT the line in the sand?
Trump is the guy who used to rape kids with Jeffrey Epstein. It is well documented in the Epstein-Trump files.
He looks like that picture of the baby bird next to a coin for size comparison
What’s with all these Daily Beast extra click-baitey headlines and extra influx of them?
Just go for the long sleep, the people will be happy.