Hold his dad’s hand as they disembark on Kharg Island.
projecto15 on
Fat chance! Bone spurs is a hereditary disease.
curiousthoughts20 on
There is zero chance Baron Trump will ever join the military. The Trumps are a bunch of chicken shit paper tigers.
EasySecurity6774 on
He’s too busy trying to look like the guy from American Psycho.
Sublimotion on
Arm him with a replica Widow’s Wail and send him to wack at stray rodents hidden inside the piles of East Wing asbestos filled rubble for him to pretend he’s big brawny commando.
AlabamaHotcakes on
Eric is 42 which is coincidentally the new maximum age to enlist.
geologicalnoise on
Pretty sure I read that Trump has a stipulation in the children’s inheritance that if they serve in the military they don’t get the money.
Trump taking his snazzy “military academy” pictures as a kid can’t get shown up by the real thing. And to be fair the military would probably just award Barron a bunch of bullshit medals just for being who he is anyways and call it “valor”.
MentalDisintegrat1on on
If he goes it will be in some BS position and not do anything.
Front-Anteater3776 on
Trumps would never let his own join the “suckers and losers” as he refers to members of the military
Darth-mickyluv on
He’s from a long line of war dodgers, so unlikely.
Taurius2 on
Lets not burden the enlisted with a moron as their butter bar. Having to deal with Kegbreath is bad enough.
Travelerdude on
Doesn’t he have shin splints? I hear it is inherited.
MakeAbortions on
With his psychic like “ability” to pick winners in the stock market, that would carry over well predicting Iran’s next move before they do
saxovtsmike on
this would end the war immediatly.
Counterpoint-4 on
Good on him – Elvis did his military service.
Overweighover on
Next Barron tweets that the Body was never a seal
Assine2 on
Barron looks like a pimple ready to pop.
freedomcoke on
The kid was raised by a COWARD, he’s never gonna join.
restore_democracy on
Tiffany is still eligible.
gomezwhitney0723 on
It should be mandatory that if you are a member of the government at the time a war starts, your child(ren) up to age 25 (minimum) is required to serve.
Tommyblahblah on
Unofficially protected classes are exempted from service. Now get out there and defend my money. Don’t make us fuck up the economy even more to swell the ranks of the enlisted!
FigureFourWoo on
It’ll never happen and there are way more important headlines to worry about than this one. Even during Vietnam, rich kids didn’t go to war unless they wanted to. They had enough money to avoid the draft entirely.
birdpix on
Are bone spurs hereditary? Asking for a non friend…
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Hold his dad’s hand as they disembark on Kharg Island.
Fat chance! Bone spurs is a hereditary disease.
There is zero chance Baron Trump will ever join the military. The Trumps are a bunch of chicken shit paper tigers.
He’s too busy trying to look like the guy from American Psycho.
Arm him with a replica Widow’s Wail and send him to wack at stray rodents hidden inside the piles of East Wing asbestos filled rubble for him to pretend he’s big brawny commando.
Eric is 42 which is coincidentally the new maximum age to enlist.
Pretty sure I read that Trump has a stipulation in the children’s inheritance that if they serve in the military they don’t get the money.
Trump taking his snazzy “military academy” pictures as a kid can’t get shown up by the real thing. And to be fair the military would probably just award Barron a bunch of bullshit medals just for being who he is anyways and call it “valor”.
If he goes it will be in some BS position and not do anything.
Trumps would never let his own join the “suckers and losers” as he refers to members of the military
He’s from a long line of war dodgers, so unlikely.
Lets not burden the enlisted with a moron as their butter bar. Having to deal with Kegbreath is bad enough.
Doesn’t he have shin splints? I hear it is inherited.
With his psychic like “ability” to pick winners in the stock market, that would carry over well predicting Iran’s next move before they do
this would end the war immediatly.
Good on him – Elvis did his military service.
Next Barron tweets that the Body was never a seal
Barron looks like a pimple ready to pop.
The kid was raised by a COWARD, he’s never gonna join.
Tiffany is still eligible.
It should be mandatory that if you are a member of the government at the time a war starts, your child(ren) up to age 25 (minimum) is required to serve.
Unofficially protected classes are exempted from service. Now get out there and defend my money. Don’t make us fuck up the economy even more to swell the ranks of the enlisted!
It’ll never happen and there are way more important headlines to worry about than this one. Even during Vietnam, rich kids didn’t go to war unless they wanted to. They had enough money to avoid the draft entirely.
Are bone spurs hereditary? Asking for a non friend…
Never will happen. Look at his daddy?
What’s the difference between Vietnam and Iran?
Trump had a plan for getting out of Vietnam.