And for the cherry on top, you get the “SUPER STAR” sticker too!
WontThinkStraight on
Trump also won the first First Annual Donald Trump Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
sportsDude on
Just give him a really dumb award like: “Best President Who Had A Foreign Born First Lady” as a complete troll
FuzzyBrilliant2026 on
If only his dad loved him.
Kaffe-Mumriken on
I’m excited to see the Very Special Trophy the Iranians sent him
negativepositiv on
“Remember to brush your teeth before bed.”
“I DON’T WANNA! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!”
“Oh no, then what am I gonna do with this beautiful trophy for ‘Best Tooth Brusher?'”
“….. Fine. I’m going to need more shelves for all these trophies, though, because I’m so amazing with all my trophies. The reason I’m always getting trophies and awards is because I’m the best at everything.”
contextual_somebody on
Our president is a magpie
pogishushu on
How appropriate that the King of Clowns gets another clown award. Who knows, one day he may be inducted into the International Clown Hall of Fame. No pun intended.
Is there a way for us to transport Trump from award show to award show for the next three years so the adults in the room can actually run the government?
OsgoodZBeard on
We’re governed by thieves and extortionists-who’re largely inept except for their capacity to
extract pounds of flesh from the public carcass-
tended by suckup sycophants like Johnson.
mcfarmer72 on
The kids used to get a gold star when they made it to the toilet, they should try that.
MourningRIF on
It’s hard to tell if the giver or the recipient is the bigger loser here.
Crack_Pot_007 on
Trump is the “participation trophy” poster kid.
Stillwater-Scorp1381 on
Johnson’s jaw and throat must be sore from constantly fellating Trump.
rounder55 on
Remember when these chodes acted like participation ribbons were a big issue?
raypell on
I thought this was a joke!!! This is real?? Why are our supposedly educated elected officials acting like this? Is our country that incompetent?
OrganizedChaos1979 on
Did he go poopy all by himself?
Ancient_Ship2980 on
Who would have guessed it! Trump is the recipient of the America First Award. Trump’s MAGA base continues to resemble a combination of a religious cult and a cult of personality. The MAGA base keeps gulping down the noxious Kool-Aid that fuels their psychotic delusions and deification of Trump.
Ironically, a handful of Republicans such as MTG and Boebert are now styling themselves America First, as opposed to MAGA, Republicans. They say that Trump has forgotten his promise to put “America First.”
dryheat122 on
> which he claimed would now be given “annually from this point forward.”
…would now be he given *to Trump* “annually from this point forward”
illogical_mindset on
It’s a very small consolation to watch Mike Johnson and the other republicans debase themselves for Trump.
This war is anything but America First. We’re going to feel the pain from this for a long time and we’re getting nothing out of it.
007meow on
Aren’t these the people who shrieked about participation trophies?
Careful_Trifle on
The craziest thing, to me, is that they expect us to look at this buzzard and see an eagle.
passedlives on
I wonder how many of those jerk offs have railed against giving kids partipation because it is a hallow gesture to make them feel special for just showing up?
FlyFisherman4Life on
Waiting for a giant, golden dildo, to be presented to this moron.
cybah on
And just when this timeline could not get any more stupid……… it just did. Fucking manchild who need special award to feel good about himself. Jfc what are we doing America ?!?!?!?! Real leaders don’t need fake awards to lead.
Cerblu on
*sings* There is a man! (there is a man) A certain man! (a certain man)
AppleAtrocity on
Is it not terrifying to anyone else that the largest military in the world is controlled by a demented cry-bully-bitch-boy who is bribed so easily with a shiny gold participation trophy and flattery?
It’s pretty clear how Russian intelligence got their claws into him in the 80s/90s.
Specialist-Mud4150 on
Wait till he starts wearing Gaddafi style military uniforms adorned with medals. I’d love to see the mental gymnastics MAGA twist through to justify something like that.
BurtRaspberry on
Participation trophy
iiitme on
Putin gave him the “Good Boy” trophy awhile ago this is just adding to his achievements
theglove on
Whoa buddy! I won that made up award 12 years ago first. Suck it Donny!
Republicans giving the toddler in chief the prize out of a Honeycombs box is a little on the nose.
MineNo5343 on
Stop giving this toddler participation awards
Immediate-Machine370 on
He made boom boom in the potty all by himself
Memitim on
LOL, another participation trophy made up for Grandpa Kidtoucher for the purposes of ass kissing. And I bet it worked like a charm on that self-absorbed dipshit.
tcoh1s on
It’s fucking weird as HELL that everyone around him seriously treats him like he’s a 6 year old boy needing the “good job little guy” shit all the time.
So fucking creepy and weird.
Josephk_5690 on
All of Congress is a disgrace.
Arr_jay816 on
Please, I dont ask for much, but please let it be today
Picnut on
Really starting to wonder if we could quietly duplicate the White House near Mar-a-lago and let him think he’s still the president, but it could be more of a prison sentence. He could receive medals and fake videos of leaders telling him what a good job he’s done. It would cost less and we could run it like he’s the star of his own Truman show
Bill_Brasky_SOB on
This is the same Party that railed against “Participation Trophies”
b1sh0p on
We need to start giving stupid awards to Democrats just to troll him. And today I present AOC with the All star congressional ass kicker freedom and trailblazer award for being cool. Here’s your six foot trophy with flags and eagles all over it. Suck it Donnie!
Feeling_Reindeer2599 on
It’s the imperial eagle in gold leaf for those of you who missed it.
Pathetic that President has 36% approval rating in USA.
100% approval rating in Republican congress.
tripping_yarns on
America has become evil Sesame Street.
President Big Pedo and his sidekick Snuffleuphisass.
Antknee2099 on
This has gotten to be so Animal Farm its actually scary.
Gregory-al-Thor on
I wonder how many Boomers who’ve spent hours whining about kids getting participation trophies will see the absurdity of their guy getting a participation trophy.
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Participation trophy.
And for the cherry on top, you get the “SUPER STAR” sticker too!
Trump also won the first First Annual Donald Trump Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
Just give him a really dumb award like: “Best President Who Had A Foreign Born First Lady” as a complete troll
If only his dad loved him.
I’m excited to see the Very Special Trophy the Iranians sent him
“Remember to brush your teeth before bed.”
“I DON’T WANNA! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!”
“Oh no, then what am I gonna do with this beautiful trophy for ‘Best Tooth Brusher?'”
“….. Fine. I’m going to need more shelves for all these trophies, though, because I’m so amazing with all my trophies. The reason I’m always getting trophies and awards is because I’m the best at everything.”
Our president is a magpie
How appropriate that the King of Clowns gets another clown award. Who knows, one day he may be inducted into the International Clown Hall of Fame. No pun intended.
My god
https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/trump-awarded-hormel-peace-prize/
Is there a way for us to transport Trump from award show to award show for the next three years so the adults in the room can actually run the government?
We’re governed by thieves and extortionists-who’re largely inept except for their capacity to
extract pounds of flesh from the public carcass-
tended by suckup sycophants like Johnson.
The kids used to get a gold star when they made it to the toilet, they should try that.
It’s hard to tell if the giver or the recipient is the bigger loser here.
Trump is the “participation trophy” poster kid.
Johnson’s jaw and throat must be sore from constantly fellating Trump.
Remember when these chodes acted like participation ribbons were a big issue?
I thought this was a joke!!! This is real?? Why are our supposedly educated elected officials acting like this? Is our country that incompetent?
Did he go poopy all by himself?
Who would have guessed it! Trump is the recipient of the America First Award. Trump’s MAGA base continues to resemble a combination of a religious cult and a cult of personality. The MAGA base keeps gulping down the noxious Kool-Aid that fuels their psychotic delusions and deification of Trump.
Ironically, a handful of Republicans such as MTG and Boebert are now styling themselves America First, as opposed to MAGA, Republicans. They say that Trump has forgotten his promise to put “America First.”
> which he claimed would now be given “annually from this point forward.”
…would now be he given *to Trump* “annually from this point forward”
It’s a very small consolation to watch Mike Johnson and the other republicans debase themselves for Trump.
This war is anything but America First. We’re going to feel the pain from this for a long time and we’re getting nothing out of it.
Aren’t these the people who shrieked about participation trophies?
The craziest thing, to me, is that they expect us to look at this buzzard and see an eagle.
I wonder how many of those jerk offs have railed against giving kids partipation because it is a hallow gesture to make them feel special for just showing up?
Waiting for a giant, golden dildo, to be presented to this moron.
And just when this timeline could not get any more stupid……… it just did. Fucking manchild who need special award to feel good about himself. Jfc what are we doing America ?!?!?!?! Real leaders don’t need fake awards to lead.
*sings* There is a man! (there is a man) A certain man! (a certain man)
Is it not terrifying to anyone else that the largest military in the world is controlled by a demented cry-bully-bitch-boy who is bribed so easily with a shiny gold participation trophy and flattery?
It’s pretty clear how Russian intelligence got their claws into him in the 80s/90s.
Wait till he starts wearing Gaddafi style military uniforms adorned with medals. I’d love to see the mental gymnastics MAGA twist through to justify something like that.
Participation trophy
Putin gave him the “Good Boy” trophy awhile ago this is just adding to his achievements
Whoa buddy! I won that made up award 12 years ago first. Suck it Donny!
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Yzd9fpNrtX
Republicans giving the toddler in chief the prize out of a Honeycombs box is a little on the nose.
Stop giving this toddler participation awards
He made boom boom in the potty all by himself
LOL, another participation trophy made up for Grandpa Kidtoucher for the purposes of ass kissing. And I bet it worked like a charm on that self-absorbed dipshit.
It’s fucking weird as HELL that everyone around him seriously treats him like he’s a 6 year old boy needing the “good job little guy” shit all the time.
So fucking creepy and weird.
All of Congress is a disgrace.
Please, I dont ask for much, but please let it be today
Really starting to wonder if we could quietly duplicate the White House near Mar-a-lago and let him think he’s still the president, but it could be more of a prison sentence. He could receive medals and fake videos of leaders telling him what a good job he’s done. It would cost less and we could run it like he’s the star of his own Truman show
This is the same Party that railed against “Participation Trophies”
We need to start giving stupid awards to Democrats just to troll him. And today I present AOC with the All star congressional ass kicker freedom and trailblazer award for being cool. Here’s your six foot trophy with flags and eagles all over it. Suck it Donnie!
It’s the imperial eagle in gold leaf for those of you who missed it.
Pathetic that President has 36% approval rating in USA.
100% approval rating in Republican congress.
America has become evil Sesame Street.
President Big Pedo and his sidekick Snuffleuphisass.
This has gotten to be so Animal Farm its actually scary.
I wonder how many Boomers who’ve spent hours whining about kids getting participation trophies will see the absurdity of their guy getting a participation trophy.