Oh I hope they share his password. It’s probably something like A$$mAster!
Interesting-Blood680 on
Jeez, we can’t even win the cyber part of this “can’t say war so it’s a military excursion.” We live in the dumbest timeline
blondie1024 on
Full download of unredacted Trump Epstein files incoming.
The world press would have a field day.
mowotlarx on
It’s a good thing Kash Patel never does or says anything embarrassing.
ninjplus on
hope they expose this corrupt little crosseyed weasel
Saint_Diego on
I bet he clicked on the most obvious phishing email in history
obedientfag on
boy am i tired of winning
ConditionHoliday2844 on
Had bugs in it that counterattacks, operation take me to your leader…
HappyFatLabs on
They’re either going to have to program a cypher to merge documents to read them properly, or invest in one of those old-fashioned 3D Blue Red glasses they gave away in magazines.
Lobster_roll_dinner on
I bet his emails are just full of crap about his “girlfriend”.
Does anybody actually think this little weasel is really working?
Exact_Platypus5179 on
We all know the only way in to his accounts is a retinal scanner and kash’s erm, encryption is that classic movie star gaze. Magnum? I think it’s called that. Anyway, they obviously dropped a brick on some guy’s head from three stories up, and when that bro comes to, we’ll BANG encryption broken. Access granted.
Qu4r4nt1n3r on
K@$hgets@55 – there Iran. This man couldn’t beat a captcha.
reddittorbrigade on
Iran, if you are listening. Please release the Epstein files proving Trump raping those innocent kids .
It is more powerful than a nuclear bomb.
Competitive-Ad-9404 on
My guess is there will nothing confidential released because that would imply he’s doing his job.
PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN on
It’s hard to give Patel a worse name than it already has, but he’s done it.
CelticSith on
I’m seeing a lot of top level emails starting with “Hey Bro”
Hot_Poetry_6475 on
Butter emails…
bubblegumbaes on
fbi director cant secure his own email from iran. simulation is glitching
SuperMexican414 on
Was his password V@1h@11@?
rainshowers_5_peace on
So far the most recent thing is from 2019? Do you think Iran is holding out on newer stuff or they hacked into an old email?
TheorySudden5996 on
Guarantee this guy is into some weird shit.
RollOverBeethoven on
Pretty easy when his password was just “KashMoney123”
Euphoric_Classic_968 on
Oh no, his folders containing pictures of naked girls and his other secret folder about Trump’s dick picks will be leaked, how tragic /s
Fast-Damage2298 on
Did he fall for the penis enlargement phishing email?
_commenter on
oh nice… when are we seeing the Ka$h Cache
BenefitAdvanced on
Iran – hack the Epstein files PLEASE!
DT-Sodium on
Oh, that’s going to be juicy. Let’s start taking bets on how much porn websites are linked to that address.
BabyMFBear on
Leak away, fuckers!
UncontrolledInfo on
I wonder if the weird ass shit the White House was posting yesterday has anything to do with Iranian hackers flexing on them … I assume so. Eventually the world will figure out we all want this dimbshit admin to go down so there’s a lotta of whoops and shrug reactions going on in our security world.
Oh no … don’t … shoot I was at second lunch when they hacked the firewall. Sorry.
teamdiabetes11 on
Buttery Males!
RedditPickedMyName0 on
See you in valhalla
Kendal_with_1_L on
Please share with the class (world). Thanks in advance!
AOCMarryMe on
Inject the stupid directly into my veins
akaZilong on
Is email gate still a thing?
Mediocre_Device308 on
Im sure everyone who screamed “but her (Clinton) EMAILS” is equally raising a stink today, right?
TobyDaMan8894 on
I hope this is not fake. Please let it be real. I’m glad how Iran is not bending over for these cowards. Sad that citizens of both countries are getting caught in the crossfire. But FK this administration.
Yui_Hirasawalex_Lora on
It would be crazy if Iran manages to release the full Epstein files. That would be really good
Flashy-Read-9417 on
So “Super Patriot Deep State Hunter” Kash Patel gets his personal email hacked by IRAN. Iran! And he wants to run Intelligence?
Where’s the FBI raid? Where’s the 33,000 deleted emails? If I did this, it would be the biggest scandal in history. But for Kash, crickets.
Hillary had a server. Hunter had a laptop. Hegseth has a Signal groupchat. Kash has Tehran reading his DMs.
Where’s the UNSELECT COMMITTEE?
Total lightweight. Sad!
S-C-O-double-T on
I’m sure he wasn’t sharing any classified information on his personal email. A member of Trump’s team would never do that.
Pithyperson on
Well, fortunately, I’m sure he would never use his personal email for sensitive communication!
In his resume he is stating “Classified Details available”…
The whole basis for classified info is “Need to Know”… nobody interviewing him needs to know of classified details, even if they hold a clearance themselves, it would just be beneficial to know but not need to know. This alone should revoke his clearances.
JazzyMaybell on
I don’t think he could type out his password with his cross eyes… so he and hackers do it for him.
FlyFisherman4Life on
Don’t you guys remeber kanye’s iphone password? 000000. It has to be at 1st grade level.
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He never saw that coming
Oh I hope they share his password. It’s probably something like A$$mAster!
Jeez, we can’t even win the cyber part of this “can’t say war so it’s a military excursion.” We live in the dumbest timeline
Full download of unredacted Trump Epstein files incoming.
The world press would have a field day.
It’s a good thing Kash Patel never does or says anything embarrassing.
hope they expose this corrupt little crosseyed weasel
I bet he clicked on the most obvious phishing email in history
boy am i tired of winning
Had bugs in it that counterattacks, operation take me to your leader…
They’re either going to have to program a cypher to merge documents to read them properly, or invest in one of those old-fashioned 3D Blue Red glasses they gave away in magazines.
I bet his emails are just full of crap about his “girlfriend”.
Does anybody actually think this little weasel is really working?
We all know the only way in to his accounts is a retinal scanner and kash’s erm, encryption is that classic movie star gaze. Magnum? I think it’s called that. Anyway, they obviously dropped a brick on some guy’s head from three stories up, and when that bro comes to, we’ll BANG encryption broken. Access granted.
K@$hgets@55 – there Iran. This man couldn’t beat a captcha.
Iran, if you are listening. Please release the Epstein files proving Trump raping those innocent kids .
It is more powerful than a nuclear bomb.
My guess is there will nothing confidential released because that would imply he’s doing his job.
It’s hard to give Patel a worse name than it already has, but he’s done it.
I’m seeing a lot of top level emails starting with “Hey Bro”
Butter emails…
fbi director cant secure his own email from iran. simulation is glitching
Was his password V@1h@11@?
So far the most recent thing is from 2019? Do you think Iran is holding out on newer stuff or they hacked into an old email?
Guarantee this guy is into some weird shit.
Pretty easy when his password was just “KashMoney123”
Oh no, his folders containing pictures of naked girls and his other secret folder about Trump’s dick picks will be leaked, how tragic /s
Did he fall for the penis enlargement phishing email?
oh nice… when are we seeing the Ka$h Cache
Iran – hack the Epstein files PLEASE!
Oh, that’s going to be juicy. Let’s start taking bets on how much porn websites are linked to that address.
Leak away, fuckers!
I wonder if the weird ass shit the White House was posting yesterday has anything to do with Iranian hackers flexing on them … I assume so. Eventually the world will figure out we all want this dimbshit admin to go down so there’s a lotta of whoops and shrug reactions going on in our security world.
Oh no … don’t … shoot I was at second lunch when they hacked the firewall. Sorry.
Buttery Males!
See you in valhalla
Please share with the class (world). Thanks in advance!
Inject the stupid directly into my veins
Is email gate still a thing?
Im sure everyone who screamed “but her (Clinton) EMAILS” is equally raising a stink today, right?
I hope this is not fake. Please let it be real. I’m glad how Iran is not bending over for these cowards. Sad that citizens of both countries are getting caught in the crossfire. But FK this administration.
It would be crazy if Iran manages to release the full Epstein files. That would be really good
So “Super Patriot Deep State Hunter” Kash Patel gets his personal email hacked by IRAN. Iran! And he wants to run Intelligence?
Where’s the FBI raid? Where’s the 33,000 deleted emails? If I did this, it would be the biggest scandal in history. But for Kash, crickets.
Hillary had a server. Hunter had a laptop. Hegseth has a Signal groupchat. Kash has Tehran reading his DMs.
Where’s the UNSELECT COMMITTEE?
Total lightweight. Sad!
I’m sure he wasn’t sharing any classified information on his personal email. A member of Trump’s team would never do that.
Well, fortunately, I’m sure he would never use his personal email for sensitive communication!
Here is a cached version of what is leaked so far: https://web.archive.org/web/20260327153947/https://handala-team.to/kash-patel-current-director-of-the-fbi-hacked/
In his resume he is stating “Classified Details available”…
The whole basis for classified info is “Need to Know”… nobody interviewing him needs to know of classified details, even if they hold a clearance themselves, it would just be beneficial to know but not need to know. This alone should revoke his clearances.
I don’t think he could type out his password with his cross eyes… so he and hackers do it for him.
Don’t you guys remeber kanye’s iphone password? 000000. It has to be at 1st grade level.