This malignant narcissist wants his stupid name on everything!
It could be fitting given how much of a cataclysm it is. A real reflection of his policies and of his whole career.
LurksAroundHere on
Eventually the moron’s brain is going to rot to the point he starts talking like a Pokemon.
“Trump, Trump Trump…Trump Trump Trump…”
TurkVanguard on
Bro really trying to rename the map like it’s his group chat…
Mysterious_Floor_868 on
r/nottheonion
HeWasNumberJuann on
Strait to prison.
Spartan2170 on
It’s obscene how much power this fucking toddler has. Think how much better the world would be if someone in his youth had ever told him “no.” Just once.
Ratermelon on
I think we should absolutely call it that.
Every time it’s mentioned, his reckless failures will flash through the listeners’ minds.
Spam_Hand on
I need nature to make the fucking pain and abuse that I feel daily end. Why does evil always find ways to last so fucking long?
This is insane, and I hate donald trump more than I’ve ever hated anyone or anything in my entire life.
Kendal_with_1_L on
Please just shut the F up.
TheAardsnark on
Literally Heart of Darkness:
“You should have heard him say, ‘My ivory.’ Oh, yes, I heard him. ‘My Intended, my ivory, my station, my river, my – ‘ everything belonged to him. It made me hold my breath in expectation of hearing the wilderness burst into a prodigious peal of laughter that would shake the fixed stars in their places. Everything belonged to him – but that was a trifle. The thing was to know what he belonged to, how many powers of darkness claimed him for their own.”
TheGreatOldOwl on
This fuckers brain is melting and its gonna get us all killed
sssscary on
Can’t wait until he dies and his name is stripped from everything except the sex offenders list
FormerUsenetUser on
Next thing is he will spray paint it gold.
coldchile on
What a pathetic little fuck lmao
Smile_Space on
This just in, the planet is no longer Earth. It is Trump. Welcome to Trump.
degorolls on
He should go visit it for the official renaming ceremony. Seeing as how Iran’s military has been destroyed, I am sure that would be totally safe.
Voodoo_Masta on
That’s not the flex he thinks it is…
SilentRhubarb1515 on
Explains why it’s closed
Koochikins on
“It’s no longer Earth its trump. The moon the trump. The sun, also trump. The Milky trump Galaxy.”
/s
Darius2112 on
He is so in love with himself he would make Narcissus himself sick.
ManateeGag on
Such small dick energy.
dechets-de-mariage on
There is no bottom.
anemic_royaltea on
Anyone else remember Bloom County making fun of his propensity to name things after himself in the late 80s? 40 years ago?
whomad1215 on
Very Aladeen of him
catlover2410 on
The only strait he should he having is a straitjacket.
Mugwump6506 on
I wish he’d go there right now.
Bailzzararco on
He’s going to commission NASA for a laser so he can put his name on the fucking moon. I swere to God Trump is such a child.
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because it’s tighter than trump’s asshole?
How about the Hunchback of trump..
The strait of Epstein then
Strait of Epstein
Fing child. I guess you are what you eat.
That’s only because he can’t pronounce “Hormuz”.
This malignant narcissist wants his stupid name on everything!
It could be fitting given how much of a cataclysm it is. A real reflection of his policies and of his whole career.
Eventually the moron’s brain is going to rot to the point he starts talking like a Pokemon.
“Trump, Trump Trump…Trump Trump Trump…”
Bro really trying to rename the map like it’s his group chat…
r/nottheonion
Strait to prison.
It’s obscene how much power this fucking toddler has. Think how much better the world would be if someone in his youth had ever told him “no.” Just once.
I think we should absolutely call it that.
Every time it’s mentioned, his reckless failures will flash through the listeners’ minds.
I need nature to make the fucking pain and abuse that I feel daily end. Why does evil always find ways to last so fucking long?
This is insane, and I hate donald trump more than I’ve ever hated anyone or anything in my entire life.
Please just shut the F up.
Literally Heart of Darkness:
“You should have heard him say, ‘My ivory.’ Oh, yes, I heard him. ‘My Intended, my ivory, my station, my river, my – ‘ everything belonged to him. It made me hold my breath in expectation of hearing the wilderness burst into a prodigious peal of laughter that would shake the fixed stars in their places. Everything belonged to him – but that was a trifle. The thing was to know what he belonged to, how many powers of darkness claimed him for their own.”
This fuckers brain is melting and its gonna get us all killed
Can’t wait until he dies and his name is stripped from everything except the sex offenders list
Next thing is he will spray paint it gold.
What a pathetic little fuck lmao
This just in, the planet is no longer Earth. It is Trump. Welcome to Trump.
He should go visit it for the official renaming ceremony. Seeing as how Iran’s military has been destroyed, I am sure that would be totally safe.
That’s not the flex he thinks it is…
Explains why it’s closed
“It’s no longer Earth its trump. The moon the trump. The sun, also trump. The Milky trump Galaxy.”
/s
He is so in love with himself he would make Narcissus himself sick.
Such small dick energy.
There is no bottom.
Anyone else remember Bloom County making fun of his propensity to name things after himself in the late 80s? 40 years ago?
Very Aladeen of him
The only strait he should he having is a straitjacket.
I wish he’d go there right now.
He’s going to commission NASA for a laser so he can put his name on the fucking moon. I swere to God Trump is such a child.