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  1. Prior_Coyote_4376 on

    It almost makes you wish we had more energy sources that weren’t dependent on foreign oil

  2. “It’s… it’s… just something that we couldn’t have foreseen… like the price of gas going up after starting the war”

  3. danceswithporn on

    >There’s really no way to describe this other than conceding that Iran will emerge from the war massively strengthened. **We’ve come a long, long way from regime change and unconditional surrender.** The other way to view it is that **Rubio concedes that Iran will come out of the war massively strengthened and that it’s up to Europe and perhaps some countries in Asia to fix it.**

    Seems likely.

  4. Each of these idiots would have seen that coming if any of them are remotely competent, but noooo, there isn’t anyone with the slightest degree of competence in the entire administration because it has never been the metric to choose candidates.

  5. francois_du_nord on

    If only someone would have thought of that before you started bombing anything that moves….

  6. I’ve always used “bummer”, but I never thought I could be the secretary of state!

  7. civil_politician on

    We fired all the smart people that were telling us this but there’s no way anyone could have predicted it

  8. ClassyWizardCheese on

    Okay? So we are killing people, spending a fortune, ruining the global economy, and actually changing the balance of power in Iran’s favor? And this is after the president said we won?

  9. in other words, ‘we’re a bunch of fucking idiots who have no clue what we’re doing’

  10. On the third day of Trump’s war, “The Strait of what?” said Trump, Rubio, and Hegseth simultaneously.

  11. The only bummer is people not learning from the first time we elected an incompetent pedo.

  12. jediporcupine on

    Next time you sell yourself to the devil Marco, at least make sure it’s someone competent and not Temu Satan with a cheap orange spray tan.

  13. If only there were cars that could just run on electrical power instead that the current administration wasn’t trying to kill off

  14. Maybe we shouldn’t have entered into this war and caused this situation to occur? Maybe that would have been a good thing??

  15. Who could have imagined a month ago that the owners would want to close it after an unprovoked attack

  16. ThomasDeLaRue on

    The absolute funniest thing ever would be if we rapidly transition to renewable energy, not for any of the normal or good reasons, but to spite Iran after this gargantuan fuck up.

  17. misty-mornings on

    Iran will expect indirect reparations and the world will never trust the US-led economy ever again. Iran has won already.

    Thanks israel!

  18. Iran may own it but it will be named Trump cAnal and he gets a personal cut for licensing his name. That was the sweetheart secret deal he talked about.

  19. Seeking-Something-3 on

    Gonna be a huge bummer for his long list of jackass maneuvers. “My slave plantation ancestors lost our plantation and now I’m gonna destroy Cuba because of it” 😢 fuck off in hell

  20. Oceanbreeze871 on

    So the Navy and airforce are just really expensive and generally ineffective? Cool
    Cool

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