In all fairness he is a bit of a clueless arsehole.
Glitch2082 on
JD Vance reveals he’s just three ducks in a man costume.
Romantic_Piscean on
….and then the demon enters you and next thing you know you’re fucking a couch. To his credit, JD isn’t in the Epstein files, but he might be banned from Ethan Allen.
Eddfan36 on
This guy’s showing he’s just as big of a screw loose as Trump. Maybe interview some family of Trump’s and find out.
voluntary-death on
Looks like he’s seeing an alien in that picture
ElPlywood on
ha ha ha what a small minded dipshit
perfectly on brand
Hyperica on
If we’re talking about demons, I think the call is coming from inside the house.
Tilted_Muffler on
Dude finally learned what Signs was actually about. What a moron.
TigerGrizzCubs78 on
I do find it funny that “demons” only attack the people that believe in them
TheSwampTramp on
You know, even in Idiocracy President Camacho at least tried to find intelligent people to help in government. We couldn’t even get that from Trump. Are we past Idiocracy?
Icy_Ratio6281 on
At this point, I think he is a demon.
spiderman897 on
Ahhh so he’s another idiot
Base841 on
Sad to say, that’s just a standard Evangelical/Pentacostal moderately fringe theory. You won’t find many pastors of that ilk who will preach a sermon on the demonic aliens, but if you ask them most will admit they believe it’s likely.
AdProud3685 on
So we now know that aliens don’t like pedophiles.
jakeyjake31 on
Great…. If aliens are real and visit, we can count on this idiotic administration to label them as demons and then start an intergalactic war onto of the wars they are starting on earth.
restore_democracy on
I think JD Vance is a demon. Prove me wrong.
hatecirclejerks on
Is it just my lack of religion that makes this comically insane to me? Or is this just conventionally insane?
badideas1 on
Pure pandering. He knows that the base has a raging semi for demonic shit. It’s the perfect justification for all the evil they want to inflict on their fellow humans. Easy to start committing atrocities when you’ve been primed that your foes aren’t people.
Probisec, Vance, all these people- there’s no amount of suffering they aren’t willing to subject others too if it means one more drop of power.
Significant_End_9128 on
Oh… ok…?
MadMartegen on
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”
sodium_lights on
Because of course he fucking does.
ClassyWizardCheese on
Of course he does. If there is alien life it means that his entire belief system is incorrect. People like him think they have it all figured out.
cassy_supernova on
Whatever makes sense.
rockit_jocky on
He must’ve read “Childhood’s End” and thought it was non fiction.
hotpajamas on
the US is at war right now and the VP is doing podcasts. that’s the actual story.
I don’t give a fuck what he thinks about aliens and demons; get our fucking country out of war.
Tokie-Dokie on
JD knowingly protects and elevates a man who brutally beats and rapes children. The demon is in the fucking mirror.
root_fifth_octave on
People are actually assholes who believe in nonsense.
Bishopjones2112 on
For the love of fuck can we please get some god damned adults in Positions of power.
tissuecollider on
Jesus that man is dumb and gullible.
Hungry_Shake6943 on
Okay Lovecraft time to leave the furniture alone for a while.
SadLeek9950 on
Didn’t know demons needed spaceships….
lurker_rang on
Funny I think Republicans are demons.
mystery_fight on
This type of shit used to be National Enquirer headlines quoting an impoverished widow in rural Nebraska, and it would sell bc it was fun fake insanity.
cellphone_blanket on
I believe unobtanium is actually atamantium
FosterFl1910 on
I’m offended on behalf of the nonexistent visiting aliens.
Hayes4prez on
Aliens to distract from Iran which is a distraction from Trump raping children.
givin_u_the_high_hat on
Why does he sound like that one dude in the D&D group that would just say weird shit all the time.
SpiritualAd8998 on
Lay off the pipe JD.
ToadallyNormalHuman on
Dude played way too much Doom.
ObservationMonger on
The hillbilly dumb ass has reasserted itself.
Upstairs_Ad5443 on
No JD it’s just the radical right wing and MAGA that are demons.
steveschoenberg on
And that is not a disqualification for high office?
anemic_royaltea on
I know alien life is generally considered a very rare or very distant possibility by all estimations but if you find demons more plausible I think that’s a problem.
mypntsonfire on
All these dumb motherfuckers latched on to some sort of media they absorbed before their brains were mature enough to understand it. Looks like JD read Childhood’s End at too young an age
kissja74 on
Is there any mentally stable person in US politics?
StrongAroma on
What a dumbass
Jstrangways on
Aliens are demons.
Couches are sexual partners.
Rapist is President.
Pope is not head of Catholic Church, Vance is.
professorjade on
Here we go 🙄
Cael_NaMaor on
Maybe they are… maybe that’s where all the demon lore comes from. Aliens visited, helped build the damn pyramids, & all they got for thanks was literal demonization…
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In all fairness he is a bit of a clueless arsehole.
JD Vance reveals he’s just three ducks in a man costume.
….and then the demon enters you and next thing you know you’re fucking a couch. To his credit, JD isn’t in the Epstein files, but he might be banned from Ethan Allen.
This guy’s showing he’s just as big of a screw loose as Trump. Maybe interview some family of Trump’s and find out.
Looks like he’s seeing an alien in that picture
ha ha ha what a small minded dipshit
perfectly on brand
If we’re talking about demons, I think the call is coming from inside the house.
Dude finally learned what Signs was actually about. What a moron.
I do find it funny that “demons” only attack the people that believe in them
You know, even in Idiocracy President Camacho at least tried to find intelligent people to help in government. We couldn’t even get that from Trump. Are we past Idiocracy?
At this point, I think he is a demon.
Ahhh so he’s another idiot
Sad to say, that’s just a standard Evangelical/Pentacostal moderately fringe theory. You won’t find many pastors of that ilk who will preach a sermon on the demonic aliens, but if you ask them most will admit they believe it’s likely.
So we now know that aliens don’t like pedophiles.
Great…. If aliens are real and visit, we can count on this idiotic administration to label them as demons and then start an intergalactic war onto of the wars they are starting on earth.
I think JD Vance is a demon. Prove me wrong.
Is it just my lack of religion that makes this comically insane to me? Or is this just conventionally insane?
Pure pandering. He knows that the base has a raging semi for demonic shit. It’s the perfect justification for all the evil they want to inflict on their fellow humans. Easy to start committing atrocities when you’ve been primed that your foes aren’t people.
Probisec, Vance, all these people- there’s no amount of suffering they aren’t willing to subject others too if it means one more drop of power.
Oh… ok…?
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”
Because of course he fucking does.
Of course he does. If there is alien life it means that his entire belief system is incorrect. People like him think they have it all figured out.
Whatever makes sense.
He must’ve read “Childhood’s End” and thought it was non fiction.
the US is at war right now and the VP is doing podcasts. that’s the actual story.
I don’t give a fuck what he thinks about aliens and demons; get our fucking country out of war.
JD knowingly protects and elevates a man who brutally beats and rapes children. The demon is in the fucking mirror.
People are actually assholes who believe in nonsense.
For the love of fuck can we please get some god damned adults in Positions of power.
Jesus that man is dumb and gullible.
Okay Lovecraft time to leave the furniture alone for a while.
Didn’t know demons needed spaceships….
Funny I think Republicans are demons.
This type of shit used to be National Enquirer headlines quoting an impoverished widow in rural Nebraska, and it would sell bc it was fun fake insanity.
I believe unobtanium is actually atamantium
I’m offended on behalf of the nonexistent visiting aliens.
Aliens to distract from Iran which is a distraction from Trump raping children.
Why does he sound like that one dude in the D&D group that would just say weird shit all the time.
Lay off the pipe JD.
Dude played way too much Doom.
The hillbilly dumb ass has reasserted itself.
No JD it’s just the radical right wing and MAGA that are demons.
And that is not a disqualification for high office?
I know alien life is generally considered a very rare or very distant possibility by all estimations but if you find demons more plausible I think that’s a problem.
All these dumb motherfuckers latched on to some sort of media they absorbed before their brains were mature enough to understand it. Looks like JD read Childhood’s End at too young an age
Is there any mentally stable person in US politics?
What a dumbass
Aliens are demons.
Couches are sexual partners.
Rapist is President.
Pope is not head of Catholic Church, Vance is.
Here we go 🙄
Maybe they are… maybe that’s where all the demon lore comes from. Aliens visited, helped build the damn pyramids, & all they got for thanks was literal demonization…
Not the craziest thing I’ve heard.
Now, about those Epstein files?