Kristi Noem ‘Devastated’ Over Report Of Husband’s Fetish

Happy Trans Day of Visibility, everyone. :/

How’s that loyalty to Trump working out for you Kristi?

So devastated that she’s going to fly commercial and bang Corey Lewandowski on a Delta flight from DC to Kalamazoo.

As always, this is the woman who spent her life demonizing anyone who isn’t straight and actively attacking the rights of anyone else. Devastated isn’t nearly enough.

I wonder if this is why she was really fired.

Why? Those were some nice bazongas

Why would she be ‘devastated’ about something that’s completely harmless.

In her defense, do you know how hard it is to find a traditional god-fearing supremacist family that *aren’t* exactly the thing they pretend to hate?

They want you to fear trans people, while their husbands do this shit in secret online.

Tale as old as time.

Everything said publicly by these people is a lie. “Devastated”? “Shocked”? Sure. According to wikipedia, she has been married to her husband since 1992!! That is 34 years! After that amount of time, there are no more secrets in a marriage. You know everything about each other. There are no surprises. That is the familiarity that breeds contempt. She is “devastated” that this family secret has gotten out and she is “shocked” that she has to do damage control, but of course she personally was aware her husband is a transvestite. How could she not be aware?!? If she wasn’t a standard barer for an intolerant, reactionary, fascist political party she could simply say “Yes, my husband does enjoy dressing up in women’s clothing at home and in private, but because we live in a free society and because he is an adult and not hurting anyone, this is nobody’s business but his own.”. Unfortunately, because she is a conservative Republican, she has to fein shock and revulsion. Give me a break….

The dogs are more dignified than Kristi and her husband.

President Miller must really hate Noem

If it weren’t for their sanctimonious high-horsed bullshit, nobody would care. That being said, lol. Lmao even.

Not as devastating as those tig ol’ biddies tho!

Something about it seems fake, like the husband is getting paid off to make her affair acceptable to her potential voters or something. I call ‘bullshit’

She’s not fooling anyone, she knew the whole time. She is devastated it leaked out.

I’m not disgusted with the fact that he cross dresses, I don’t kink shame

I’m disgusted that he publicly rails against drag queens while dressing up as a woman himself

It’s just another case of “if I publicly hate the gays enough no one will suspect I fantasize about my homies washboard 6 pack”

I don’t care what they get off on. I have a nsfw account myself. We all have our things. I just think it’s hilarious that conservatives call everyone cucks and they’re the ones that get off being cucks.

Be sure, Kristy knows. She puts him panties and humiliates him while she gets fucked. They’re both in on it and enjoy it. She not devastated he’s doing it. She’s devastated it became public.

Bullshit, she knew.

MAGA is okay with raping little girls but draws the line at a harmless fetish behavior between consenting adults. Okay.

Devastated that it’s public now.

“The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”

How about discreet giggles, or barely stifled guffaws?

I’m sure her husband was devastated by her infidelity, too.

It’s weird to see which one conservatives are upset about.

Don’t let this distract you
from reports that DHS grossly overpaid for warehouses ostensibly for immigrant holding facilities that will never be used.
Somebody made bank on that.