He had to go have Mike Johnson change his diaper. Or take a nap.
Imaginary-Ad-7919 on
He want to control the Supreme Court, like everything else.
CockBrother on
As far as he’s concerned he stayed and listened to the whole case – his side.
ChiliCorndogs on
Damn even TACOd this too
ranchoparksteve on
Trump suddenly discovered how stupid his argument really is and how the best lawyers in the land couldn’t get around that stupidity.
Tlaloc79 on
Probably needed a diaper change.
BaconLibrary on
I bet he thought they were going to kiss his ass
Professional_Cry2415 on
his diaper got full he needed a bum change
davis_away on
He went to a place where he was expected to sit quietly and listen for hours, and there weren’t even any cameras. Of course he left.
PowerTreeInMaoShun on
Off to draft an executive order to dissolve the Supreme Court no doubt
Aggravating_Money992 on
>President Donald Trump left the Supreme Court on Wednesday after spending just over an hour in the courtroom. His departure came as justices heard arguments over the constitutionality of his order seeking to end birthright citizenship for children born in the U.S. to parents who are in the country illegally or temporarily.
>Trump appeared to attend only the government’s portion of the arguments and departed shortly after Solicitor General John Sauer concluded his presentation, before the plaintiff began making her case. He is the first sitting president to attend oral arguments at the nation’s highest court.
DarthHiccups on
He was bored, because he doesn’t understand anything, because he’s not very bright, and because his dementia doesn’t allow for that.
or B: He likely shat himself.
juggy_11 on
I listened in on the arguments. Trump probably got bored and couldn’t understand like 99% of it.
Alu_sine on
He wasn’t able to follow the conversation. Although the conservative justices were probably saying things Trump agrees with, they said them in complex ways he doesn’t understand.
freexanarchy on
I was reading the daily beast article but my favorite is them asking the us govt “are native Americans citizens under your definition?” And they’re like “I don’t know, I’d like some time to think about it” it’s the mf’ing Supreme Court oral arguments and you haven’t had one thought about the questions you’d receive? There’s attorneys out there that get passed over to argue at that level, that are questioning their life choices and cursing the govt lawyers out right now.
SirRichardLove on
Because he’s a fucking child.
Sarduci on
Children like to do things that draw attention to themselves.
FuckingFuuuck on
For once he did something that pleased at least a room full of people
JournalistRecent1230 on
3 possibilities:
1. He pooped his pants again
2. He got bored 10 minutes in because they weren’t saying his name every 10 seconds
3. He had another mini-stroke and needed more IVs in his hand for some fresh hand bruises.
we_are_sex_bobomb on
Did a swarm of flies follow him out? I’m guessing he shit his pants again.
overmonk on
He shat his pants.
Dr4gonfly on
There is also a non-zero chance he needed a diaper change
SharMarali on
That was as long as he could stay awake. I’m not entirely joking.
HardcoreMode on
Baron Von Shitzinpantz has left the building. For a shit. In his pants.
Beer-Me on
Thats what happens when he’s not the center of attention and everyone is using multisyllabic words
Sam102989 on
Needed his diaper changed and only KKKlevit can do it correctly.
perplexedtortoise on
Not surprised this strategy backfired – he’s a lumpy, old, fat guy. Nothing intimidating about him.
Zargoza1 on
When you’re sliding into first, and your pants begin to burst …
scubascratch on
Trump thinks he’s Vincenzo Pentangeli showing up at a hearing but he’s really Fredo.
eightdx on
What an absolute cuck of a president. We may have to just abolish the institution and start the fuck over after this guy. He wants to strip millions of citizenship and can’t be fucking bothered to stick around for the counterpoints?
Cuck, wimp, moron, fascist. I suppose the last in that line makes the other tautological.
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Fat useless fuck.
He had to go have Mike Johnson change his diaper. Or take a nap.
He want to control the Supreme Court, like everything else.
As far as he’s concerned he stayed and listened to the whole case – his side.
Damn even TACOd this too
Trump suddenly discovered how stupid his argument really is and how the best lawyers in the land couldn’t get around that stupidity.
Probably needed a diaper change.
I bet he thought they were going to kiss his ass
his diaper got full he needed a bum change
He went to a place where he was expected to sit quietly and listen for hours, and there weren’t even any cameras. Of course he left.
Off to draft an executive order to dissolve the Supreme Court no doubt
>President Donald Trump left the Supreme Court on Wednesday after spending just over an hour in the courtroom. His departure came as justices heard arguments over the constitutionality of his order seeking to end birthright citizenship for children born in the U.S. to parents who are in the country illegally or temporarily.
>Trump appeared to attend only the government’s portion of the arguments and departed shortly after Solicitor General John Sauer concluded his presentation, before the plaintiff began making her case. He is the first sitting president to attend oral arguments at the nation’s highest court.
He was bored, because he doesn’t understand anything, because he’s not very bright, and because his dementia doesn’t allow for that.
or B: He likely shat himself.
I listened in on the arguments. Trump probably got bored and couldn’t understand like 99% of it.
He wasn’t able to follow the conversation. Although the conservative justices were probably saying things Trump agrees with, they said them in complex ways he doesn’t understand.
I was reading the daily beast article but my favorite is them asking the us govt “are native Americans citizens under your definition?” And they’re like “I don’t know, I’d like some time to think about it” it’s the mf’ing Supreme Court oral arguments and you haven’t had one thought about the questions you’d receive? There’s attorneys out there that get passed over to argue at that level, that are questioning their life choices and cursing the govt lawyers out right now.
Because he’s a fucking child.
Children like to do things that draw attention to themselves.
For once he did something that pleased at least a room full of people
3 possibilities:
1. He pooped his pants again
2. He got bored 10 minutes in because they weren’t saying his name every 10 seconds
3. He had another mini-stroke and needed more IVs in his hand for some fresh hand bruises.
Did a swarm of flies follow him out? I’m guessing he shit his pants again.
He shat his pants.
There is also a non-zero chance he needed a diaper change
That was as long as he could stay awake. I’m not entirely joking.
Baron Von Shitzinpantz has left the building. For a shit. In his pants.
Thats what happens when he’s not the center of attention and everyone is using multisyllabic words
Needed his diaper changed and only KKKlevit can do it correctly.
Not surprised this strategy backfired – he’s a lumpy, old, fat guy. Nothing intimidating about him.
When you’re sliding into first, and your pants begin to burst …
Trump thinks he’s Vincenzo Pentangeli showing up at a hearing but he’s really Fredo.
What an absolute cuck of a president. We may have to just abolish the institution and start the fuck over after this guy. He wants to strip millions of citizenship and can’t be fucking bothered to stick around for the counterpoints?
Cuck, wimp, moron, fascist. I suppose the last in that line makes the other tautological.