Barron too? The coke head and the dumb one look to be fit enough…
DecorativeRock on
I better see MAGA lining up to enlist. This is *their* war.
B-Z_B-S on
And now, we might be sent to fight a war in Iran. A useless and pointless war started by the whims of one madman to satisfy his fragile ego.
Wild_Read9062 on
Same as 1938 pre-war Germany: nothing to see here.
olderdeafguy1 on
Atta Boy Pete!! Keep those Maga boys from ever voting Red again.
Tremor_Sense on
We can do this but not automatic voter registration?
maybethisiswrong on
Great. Do voting next
martynj55 on
Time to die for oil
Good luck with that
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Voderama on
There are few things I can promise in this life. One is that I will not be fighting for this.
WillowIndividual597 on
I never thought I’d be so glad to be 50+, fat and have multiple chronic illnesses.
Terrapin3641 on
Good luck to all these maga chud podcasters. I’m sure you’ll be able to get your iced matcha on the battlefield.
steveosaurus on
get in the casket for israel boys
turb0_encapsulator on
this should be great for the GOP in the midterms. lol.
Catspaw129 on
Is that why the DHS needs all those voter rolls?
But hah! There’s a way to evade the draft: Just don’t register to vote.
And double Hah! Even if you did register to vote, and then got drafted, you wouldn’t be able to vote anyway. Becasue you’d be doing a mail-in vote, and those will soon be illegal.
So, it’s a win-win, right?
/s
Rezkel on
Aww, but now kids wont get to ask the age old question of “What’s selective services” when they first go to the dmv.
meTspysball on
Probably a good time for young men to have documented evidence of their deeply held beliefs and profound objections to war.
IdleRacey on
Who would honor a US draft lol. Fight for garbage rich criminals. If I am fighting its not for the US.
Luckydog12 on
Remember how young men turned towards republicans.
Good fucking luck now you fascists!
TheGreatLuck on
Bless this Administration for making me such a pariah to the government that they won’t allow me in no matter what. Got to love their transgender hate every now and then.
Pinoccicrow on
Journalists: “Trump Administration Addressing the Male Loneliness Epidemic”
citizenjones on
Way to motivate the youth vote 🌊
thedoppio on
Aged out by a few months. It’s okay some maga kid will go in my place. Their parents will be proud, right?
1footN on
I hope the bro sphere gets drafted first. Led by brogan himself
Freddy-Borden on
Wear your red hats proudly, MAGA sycophants, this is your legacy.
Yah_Mule on
After the money maker this war has been for the wealthy and well connected, you better goddamn well believe these billionaires have further plans for *your* sons.
rcuadro on
Do I need my passport or birth certificate?? Or some other proof of citizenship?
LesserGooglyMooglie on
I’m a Disabled vet and have never been happier that I already got broken for the US government.
I was 18 looking for college money, all I got was PTSD and a half ass disability check.
I feel horrible for the young kids that didn’t choose this path willingly like me. I have no sympathy for the puppet masters and the upper brass that Steven miller, Trump, and Hegseths drunk ass installed by firing career generals and installing sycophantic yes men.
TheShipEliza on
This is just selective service without the paperwork. Nothingburger.
EyeCanHearU on
Funny, they can get that to work just fine, but gasp at the idea of automatic voter registration at 18 years old. Huh.
luv2ctheworld on
Whoa whoa whoa. You want to automatically register everyone to get drafted? But you don’t want to automatically register people to vote or allow them to mail their ballot in?
Huh, sounds unfair to me.
Globalruler__ on
Congratulations, Zoomers. You won the culture wars to get a chance to fight actual wars.
Deacon523 on
Klinger was ahead of his time
jamiegal on
Maybe Forunate Son will become as relevant as it was in 1970.
Toasterstyle70 on
You can automatically register me for whatever. Getting me to go is gonna be another story.
everettmarm on
None of my kids will be heading to war for Trump. I’ll happily hand over my passport and fuck off to Canada first.
Only-Friend-8483 on
We can’t automatically file my taxes?
StrangerFew2424 on
Weird how Republicans can make the draft automatic but not voter registration… 🤔
CulturalKing5623 on
A literal leopard eating their faces wouldn’t be as ironic as watching these chucklefucks that screamed “Kamala would start WW3” getting drafted into WW3.
Mysterious_Jicama_55 on
Wait…they can automatically register people for the draft because it’s cheaper?Did they just set the precedent for automatically registering people to vote when they turn 18?
imjustlerking on
Honestly dems should spin and fear monger this
dunaja on
Cool, now do the same thing for voter registration.
heloder85 on
Lol these morons think people are actually going to honor this and fight for treasonous pedophiles. Fuck Trump. Fuck Hegseth. Fuck Republicans. Take your draft and shove it up your ass.
mextrex on
Remember, you can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant
Spiderdan on
So here’s the thing:
Is the Selective Service System already a thing? Yes.
Is streamlining it to be automatic probably a useful service since everyone is required to anyway? Sure.
Is doing this in the middle of a war that is not going well for you distinctly a bad optical choice? *Very yes.*
KenUsimi on
Every man should now take a moment to consider if they’re willing to die for this administration, in this war, for the reasons they’ve given us.
They cannot possibly expect to try and bring back the draft and have it go well. We did away with involuntary service for a damn good reason.
I grew up watching Iraq. The towers fell when I was 9, i watched the al queda beheading videos when they dropped. I saw the footage of IEDs going off, of building leveled and endless footage of sand, blood, and rubble.
That was in the wake of 9/11. I remember the rage, the pain, the instinctual reaction to being struck. I saw it turn smart men into callous men, turning their intellect from solutions to justifications. It wasn’t hard, for the first couple of years.
I volunteered in high school for a group that taught disabled people skiing. They did a week every year dedicated to Wounded Warriors, and I helped. Was a teenager, and I mainly just tried to be helpful while not sticking my foot in my mouth. I went to college with 24 year old vets paying with the due their service earned them.
I had a friend go mute for an hour cause someone dropped a beer and it popped. I had a friend who couldn’t be alone in a room with any man without a chaperone, even if they were close friends. She’d have a panic attack. People were missing limbs, eyes…
And you know what the common story was from basically all of them? The government didn’t care about them over there, and really didn’t care about them once they were back. They would shake your hand, give you a medal, then let you argue with the VA about what was and was not a combat-related injury.
Look up the cancer rate amongst gunners sometime. That kind of stuff shows up *years* later, and who’s to say the cancer was from your valiant service what we’re so thankful for yessiree.
If I sound sarcastic, rest assured I speak on behalf everone who couldn’t without risking court martial. Feel free to call me out for speaking out of turn, but I listened when the vets I talked to spoke. The proud, and the weary.
Anyways. The basic deal is money for service. They will take care of you and yours as long as you’re one of theirs. But the deal is full of asterisks, and written and signed in blood.
fenris71 on
If we can do automatic draft, can’t we do automatic voter registration?
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Barron too? The coke head and the dumb one look to be fit enough…
I better see MAGA lining up to enlist. This is *their* war.
And now, we might be sent to fight a war in Iran. A useless and pointless war started by the whims of one madman to satisfy his fragile ego.
Same as 1938 pre-war Germany: nothing to see here.
Atta Boy Pete!! Keep those Maga boys from ever voting Red again.
We can do this but not automatic voter registration?
Great. Do voting next
Time to die for oil
Good luck with that
[deleted]
There are few things I can promise in this life. One is that I will not be fighting for this.
I never thought I’d be so glad to be 50+, fat and have multiple chronic illnesses.
Good luck to all these maga chud podcasters. I’m sure you’ll be able to get your iced matcha on the battlefield.
get in the casket for israel boys
this should be great for the GOP in the midterms. lol.
Is that why the DHS needs all those voter rolls?
But hah! There’s a way to evade the draft: Just don’t register to vote.
And double Hah! Even if you did register to vote, and then got drafted, you wouldn’t be able to vote anyway. Becasue you’d be doing a mail-in vote, and those will soon be illegal.
So, it’s a win-win, right?
/s
Aww, but now kids wont get to ask the age old question of “What’s selective services” when they first go to the dmv.
Probably a good time for young men to have documented evidence of their deeply held beliefs and profound objections to war.
Who would honor a US draft lol. Fight for garbage rich criminals. If I am fighting its not for the US.
Remember how young men turned towards republicans.
Good fucking luck now you fascists!
Bless this Administration for making me such a pariah to the government that they won’t allow me in no matter what. Got to love their transgender hate every now and then.
Journalists: “Trump Administration Addressing the Male Loneliness Epidemic”
Way to motivate the youth vote 🌊
Aged out by a few months. It’s okay some maga kid will go in my place. Their parents will be proud, right?
I hope the bro sphere gets drafted first. Led by brogan himself
Wear your red hats proudly, MAGA sycophants, this is your legacy.
After the money maker this war has been for the wealthy and well connected, you better goddamn well believe these billionaires have further plans for *your* sons.
Do I need my passport or birth certificate?? Or some other proof of citizenship?
I’m a Disabled vet and have never been happier that I already got broken for the US government.
I was 18 looking for college money, all I got was PTSD and a half ass disability check.
I feel horrible for the young kids that didn’t choose this path willingly like me. I have no sympathy for the puppet masters and the upper brass that Steven miller, Trump, and Hegseths drunk ass installed by firing career generals and installing sycophantic yes men.
This is just selective service without the paperwork. Nothingburger.
Funny, they can get that to work just fine, but gasp at the idea of automatic voter registration at 18 years old. Huh.
Whoa whoa whoa. You want to automatically register everyone to get drafted? But you don’t want to automatically register people to vote or allow them to mail their ballot in?
Huh, sounds unfair to me.
Congratulations, Zoomers. You won the culture wars to get a chance to fight actual wars.
Klinger was ahead of his time
Maybe Forunate Son will become as relevant as it was in 1970.
You can automatically register me for whatever. Getting me to go is gonna be another story.
None of my kids will be heading to war for Trump. I’ll happily hand over my passport and fuck off to Canada first.
We can’t automatically file my taxes?
Weird how Republicans can make the draft automatic but not voter registration… 🤔
A literal leopard eating their faces wouldn’t be as ironic as watching these chucklefucks that screamed “Kamala would start WW3” getting drafted into WW3.
Wait…they can automatically register people for the draft because it’s cheaper?Did they just set the precedent for automatically registering people to vote when they turn 18?
Honestly dems should spin and fear monger this
Cool, now do the same thing for voter registration.
Lol these morons think people are actually going to honor this and fight for treasonous pedophiles. Fuck Trump. Fuck Hegseth. Fuck Republicans. Take your draft and shove it up your ass.
Remember, you can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant
So here’s the thing:
Is the Selective Service System already a thing? Yes.
Is streamlining it to be automatic probably a useful service since everyone is required to anyway? Sure.
Is doing this in the middle of a war that is not going well for you distinctly a bad optical choice? *Very yes.*
Every man should now take a moment to consider if they’re willing to die for this administration, in this war, for the reasons they’ve given us.
They cannot possibly expect to try and bring back the draft and have it go well. We did away with involuntary service for a damn good reason.
I grew up watching Iraq. The towers fell when I was 9, i watched the al queda beheading videos when they dropped. I saw the footage of IEDs going off, of building leveled and endless footage of sand, blood, and rubble.
That was in the wake of 9/11. I remember the rage, the pain, the instinctual reaction to being struck. I saw it turn smart men into callous men, turning their intellect from solutions to justifications. It wasn’t hard, for the first couple of years.
I volunteered in high school for a group that taught disabled people skiing. They did a week every year dedicated to Wounded Warriors, and I helped. Was a teenager, and I mainly just tried to be helpful while not sticking my foot in my mouth. I went to college with 24 year old vets paying with the due their service earned them.
I had a friend go mute for an hour cause someone dropped a beer and it popped. I had a friend who couldn’t be alone in a room with any man without a chaperone, even if they were close friends. She’d have a panic attack. People were missing limbs, eyes…
And you know what the common story was from basically all of them? The government didn’t care about them over there, and really didn’t care about them once they were back. They would shake your hand, give you a medal, then let you argue with the VA about what was and was not a combat-related injury.
Look up the cancer rate amongst gunners sometime. That kind of stuff shows up *years* later, and who’s to say the cancer was from your valiant service what we’re so thankful for yessiree.
If I sound sarcastic, rest assured I speak on behalf everone who couldn’t without risking court martial. Feel free to call me out for speaking out of turn, but I listened when the vets I talked to spoke. The proud, and the weary.
Anyways. The basic deal is money for service. They will take care of you and yours as long as you’re one of theirs. But the deal is full of asterisks, and written and signed in blood.
If we can do automatic draft, can’t we do automatic voter registration?