This feels like it’s not going to work as well as they think it will.
RioRancher on
Exciting times! Such incompetent and erratic military leadership. Let’s see where the next adventure leads, kids!
Syrairc on
Need to up the age. Lots of positions in a modern military that a washed up 45 year old Republican can fill.
wdomeika on
There’s a move that’ll bind young folks to the GOP…
Oceanbreeze871 on
Nothing says “freedom and liberty” like mandatory registration for conscription
maxburke on
I mean what young man wouldn’t want to die to steal oil?
Ill-Heat4576 on
It’s funny how you can be automatically registered to die for the country, but you need to show a passport to be able to vote.
Dragonstaff on
As long as Barron is included, or does he have generational bone spurs?
druidmain69420 on
Draft people by vote. If you voted Republican, go fight the Republicans wars.
Equivalent-Excuse-80 on
This already exists.
It’s called selective service. It’s been a law since 1917 and redrafted a few times until the current law in 1948.
Not a problem.
In fact, if the US were to start conscripting, the amounts of mass protestors would be too much to sustain any kind of military goals.
An all volunteer military is the reason why America can go into massively unpopular military campaigns.
MoonOut_StarsInvite on
Oh! So it is easy to automatically register people for things!
FluffyPantsMcGee on
It’s not even about standing up for America.. it’s about going into the meat grinder for your orange pedo king.
bezkyl on
That’ll sure attract voters to the republicans for the midterms. JFC how are you guys not in full on revolt against this administration.
pomonamike on
As a high school teacher, you guys really need to be careful what you wish for.
Tight_Jellyfish_349 on
If there is a draft, show up in drag to be processed.
ThomasDeLaRue on
It’s driving me insane seeing people post this article like we haven’t had to register for the draft for decades. Guys. It’s just an automatic enrollment. It’s saving you time so you don’t have to do it yourself. If you are between the ages of 18-25 you have to register (and have had to do it for decades). Silver lining? The USA has the largest VOLUNTEER military in the world. You’re not gonna get drafted.
Read the article.
dchap1 on
Anyone else think it’s interesting that the government has the ability to automatically register an eligible individual for the draft, but some how has no ability to automatically register an individual to vote?
modernmann on
What’s the draft ages? 18-25? Or?
Anteater4746 on
fuck trump forever, tho i remember having to sign a thing at 18 about the draft
is this new change?
JamieKun on
You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Resturant…
CurrentElectrical736 on
And they will automatically check if you have bone spurs!
Historical_Bend_2629 on
Isn’t that already a thing? How about automatic military draft registration for greedy men over sixty.
ambientocclusion on
One, two, three, what are we fighting for 🎶
SideshowRobbert on
“Let them have bone spurs”
Mr-A-1991 on
CIA to Russian civilians: “Did you know it is shockingly easy to sabotage a train track?”
[Americans don’t care enough about freedom to rebel against the government, so this joke doesn’t work.]
CIA to Americans: “No, not like that!”
Catspaw129 on
All men?
Or just the:
– white ones?
– those “of color”
Catspaw129 on
You’re old enough to involuntarily die for your country, but not old enough to have a beer.
Can they get away with drafting only men in 2026? It worked in 1968, but today’s military is very different. Wait for the lawsuits on this one.
And it’s not hard to argue the draft brought an end to the Lyndon Johnson presidency and to the war in Vietnam, so expect major consequences if they try it again sixty years later.
Sestos on
I love how government can figure out how to register everyone for selective service but not automatically register them to vote…..
LADataJunkie on
Good. Gen Z men voted overwhelmingly for Trump. Time to suit up!
MrsClaireUnderwood on
Hope it was worth it lol.
HotDragonSauce on
What happens if you renounce your citizenship?
wagadugo on
… but not voting
punkin_sumthin on
I was a high school teacher from 2000 to 2017. I had a son who graduated in 2012. All young men who graduated were all required to register. Since the draft was no longer an institution, it really didn’t matter. I think this is the same case. I don’t know what the legal process is to reinstate the draft but I think it would be political suicide..
platinumarks on
A lot of you seem very ill-informed about how basic systems in our government work.
ShirtTotal7211 on
guess you should vote Dem so you don’t get fucking drafted into another Vietnam
myfeetsmells on
If you’re old enough to die for your country, you should be old enough to buy a 40 and brown bag it like homeless person
Darth-mickyluv on
lol, drafted to fight for a draft dodging criminal/sex offender’s wars of aggression.
It’s the American Dream.
AnamCeili on
Fuck that, and fuck fighting and possibly dying for this nazi regime. If I had any loved ones of the appropriate age and gender, I’d be sending them to Canada right now.
SunBearxx on
Fuck that, I’ll start smoking meth. I’m not going to die for Israel in a pedophiles war
12/17/2025, Senate; “Senate agreed to the House amendment to S. 1071 by Yea-Nay Vote. 77 – 20. Record Vote Number: 648.”
12/10/2025-5:32pm, House: “On passage Passed by the Yeas and Nays: 312 – 112 (Roll no. 320). (text of amendment in the nature of a substitute: CR H5136-5510)”
InsideAside885 on
Didn’t Trump win the male 18-26 voting block? Or at least a pretty significant number?
Time to suit up, boys!
No_Letterhead_7075 on
Can we start with the ones that vote conservative? They’re already dumb as shit, a drain on society, racist, and love guns. That’s a cannon fodder resume if ever I’ve seen one!
iRegretsEverything on
Rich kids and bone spurs need not apply.
Mbalz-ez-Hari on
Eligibility based on age & income like usual id assume.
Skyrimjob17 on
Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.- George Carlin
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Smallest generation ever, so far.
This feels like it’s not going to work as well as they think it will.
Exciting times! Such incompetent and erratic military leadership. Let’s see where the next adventure leads, kids!
Need to up the age. Lots of positions in a modern military that a washed up 45 year old Republican can fill.
There’s a move that’ll bind young folks to the GOP…
Nothing says “freedom and liberty” like mandatory registration for conscription
I mean what young man wouldn’t want to die to steal oil?
It’s funny how you can be automatically registered to die for the country, but you need to show a passport to be able to vote.
As long as Barron is included, or does he have generational bone spurs?
Draft people by vote. If you voted Republican, go fight the Republicans wars.
This already exists.
It’s called selective service. It’s been a law since 1917 and redrafted a few times until the current law in 1948.
Not a problem.
In fact, if the US were to start conscripting, the amounts of mass protestors would be too much to sustain any kind of military goals.
An all volunteer military is the reason why America can go into massively unpopular military campaigns.
Oh! So it is easy to automatically register people for things!
It’s not even about standing up for America.. it’s about going into the meat grinder for your orange pedo king.
That’ll sure attract voters to the republicans for the midterms. JFC how are you guys not in full on revolt against this administration.
As a high school teacher, you guys really need to be careful what you wish for.
If there is a draft, show up in drag to be processed.
It’s driving me insane seeing people post this article like we haven’t had to register for the draft for decades. Guys. It’s just an automatic enrollment. It’s saving you time so you don’t have to do it yourself. If you are between the ages of 18-25 you have to register (and have had to do it for decades). Silver lining? The USA has the largest VOLUNTEER military in the world. You’re not gonna get drafted.
Read the article.
Anyone else think it’s interesting that the government has the ability to automatically register an eligible individual for the draft, but some how has no ability to automatically register an individual to vote?
What’s the draft ages? 18-25? Or?
fuck trump forever, tho i remember having to sign a thing at 18 about the draft
is this new change?
You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Resturant…
And they will automatically check if you have bone spurs!
Isn’t that already a thing? How about automatic military draft registration for greedy men over sixty.
One, two, three, what are we fighting for 🎶
“Let them have bone spurs”
CIA to Russian civilians: “Did you know it is shockingly easy to sabotage a train track?”
[Americans don’t care enough about freedom to rebel against the government, so this joke doesn’t work.]
CIA to Americans: “No, not like that!”
All men?
Or just the:
– white ones?
– those “of color”
You’re old enough to involuntarily die for your country, but not old enough to have a beer.
Remedy for the draft
[finger magic trick](https://youtu.be/K9f0cMhvqa0?si=1n6UK1A_KMnpOtlV)
Can they get away with drafting only men in 2026? It worked in 1968, but today’s military is very different. Wait for the lawsuits on this one.
And it’s not hard to argue the draft brought an end to the Lyndon Johnson presidency and to the war in Vietnam, so expect major consequences if they try it again sixty years later.
I love how government can figure out how to register everyone for selective service but not automatically register them to vote…..
Good. Gen Z men voted overwhelmingly for Trump. Time to suit up!
Hope it was worth it lol.
What happens if you renounce your citizenship?
… but not voting
I was a high school teacher from 2000 to 2017. I had a son who graduated in 2012. All young men who graduated were all required to register. Since the draft was no longer an institution, it really didn’t matter. I think this is the same case. I don’t know what the legal process is to reinstate the draft but I think it would be political suicide..
A lot of you seem very ill-informed about how basic systems in our government work.
guess you should vote Dem so you don’t get fucking drafted into another Vietnam
If you’re old enough to die for your country, you should be old enough to buy a 40 and brown bag it like homeless person
lol, drafted to fight for a draft dodging criminal/sex offender’s wars of aggression.
It’s the American Dream.
Fuck that, and fuck fighting and possibly dying for this nazi regime. If I had any loved ones of the appropriate age and gender, I’d be sending them to Canada right now.
Fuck that, I’ll start smoking meth. I’m not going to die for Israel in a pedophiles war
Looks like a whole lot of Democrats voted for it … [https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/senate-bill/1071/all-actions?overview=closed&q=%7B%22roll-call-vote%22%3A%22all%22%7D](https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/senate-bill/1071/all-actions?overview=closed&q=%7B%22roll-call-vote%22%3A%22all%22%7D)
12/17/2025, Senate; “Senate agreed to the House amendment to S. 1071 by Yea-Nay Vote. 77 – 20. Record Vote Number: 648.”
12/10/2025-5:32pm, House: “On passage Passed by the Yeas and Nays: 312 – 112 (Roll no. 320). (text of amendment in the nature of a substitute: CR H5136-5510)”
Didn’t Trump win the male 18-26 voting block? Or at least a pretty significant number?
Time to suit up, boys!
Can we start with the ones that vote conservative? They’re already dumb as shit, a drain on society, racist, and love guns. That’s a cannon fodder resume if ever I’ve seen one!
Rich kids and bone spurs need not apply.
Eligibility based on age & income like usual id assume.
Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.- George Carlin