Hegseth is the type of guy to unironically send you the Navy SEAL copypasta
schu4KSU on
What a timeline!
B-Z_B-S on
(From the article): “”The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men,” Hegseth prayed.
“Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.
“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee, and amen.”
The first few lines of the prayer were written by Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avary in the film Pulp Fiction.
In the movie, the character played by Samuel L Jackson falsely claims they are from the Bible passage Ezekiel 25:17.
The second part of the verse is taken from the Bible, in a condemnation of the Philistines and the Cherethims, foes of the Israelites in the 5th Century BC.
In the movie, Jackson’s character utters the verse before gunning down a small-time criminal who owed his gangster boss money.
But Hegseth’s prayer changed “the LORD” in the Bible so it was instead about the unit involved in the rescue.
Hegseth has been holding regular church services in the Pentagon in recent months.
His comments overnight came as House Democrats filed articles of impeachment against him.”
Philo_Publius1776 on
Fucking cringe.
ElPlywood on
fake christian after fake christian it never ends with these assholes
robot_pirate on
Profane, in the truest sense of the word. This guy is an abomination. Impeach him now. Disgusting.
engineer_64 on
Jimmy Swaggert raging lunatic.
WontThinkStraight on
“And the Lord said unto thee, does ‘Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?'” (Book of Quentin 23:52)
BNLforever on
I’ve been around a lot of religious nuts academicly, socially, and professionally. If there’s one thing they love its to quote fake Bible verses and wall art sayings with zero awareness that they aren’t from the Bible. They’re always so sure they’re really in there though
eskimospy212 on
It is hard to find a better encapsulation of the Trump administration than some idiot quoting a movie character who later in the same movie says what he was saying was dumb.
def_indiff on
What a dweeb.
Troubled202 on
The drunk can’t tell what’s real or fiction. Not really a surprise.
wdomeika on
It’s not widely known, but there’s based-on-a-true-story scene in Pulp Fiction from Hegseth’s own childhood, when his dad’s best friend came to visit:
*”This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the First World War… This was your great-grandfather’s war watch and he wore it every day he was in that war…*
*This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi… Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years… and now, little man, I give the watch to you.”*
Shove it up your ass Pete….
joeldetwiler on
I can’t wait until the organism known as Peter Hegseth is no longer a viable lifeform. The biosphere will be improved when that group of molecules is reclaimed by the Earth.
Tainted_Bruh on
Between ol Whiskey Pete and Kashapp Patel, I can’t tell who the bigger cosplay dweeb is.
ArchdukeAlex8 on
Remember when zealots had the decency to use real Bible quotes for their warmongering?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
mr_evilweed on
I’m begining to suspect these people are actually not very good Christians.
RoswellRedux on
And none of his fake Christian cohorts knew the difference. Because the loud, proud, evangelical christian set he runs with are… not… Christian and do not read.
DirtyBurgerCommander on
What a bunch of losers. Absolute fucking cringe clownass tryhard losers.
Completely undeserving of any respect.
YellojD on
What a dork.
111anza on
If anyone think he has actually ever picked up a Bible, i got a invisible flying jet to sell to.
milfordcubicle on
Hahaha what a tool!
Great scene, btw.
MuchWow81 on
These people are charicatures.
Willard_Ennai on
nothing says serious leadership like delivering a pentagon sermon with a bible verse written by quentin fucking tarantino
CareerCoachKyle on
**This** is what the 10 Commandments was prohibiting when it says the bit about not using the Lord’s name in vain; it’s not saying, “don’t say goddamnit”. It’s saying, “don’t claim that God said something he didn’t say”.
Making up Bible verses or intentionally twisting them out of context is quite literally breaking one of the 10 Commandments.
Salty-Struggle-5833 on
What a fucking tool this guy is. I think I hate this moron the most out of the entire Donnie cabinet
incide666 on
“How cone Tarantino can say it but I can’t?”
Is definitely something Hegseth has asked on more than one occasion.
campa-van on
Joel Osteen would be proud
Status_Commercial509 on
Hegseth is so fucking cringe. He’ll never have the epiphany that *he’s* the tyranny of evil men.
literallytwisted on
MAGA won’t notice since they never read the Bible in the first place, You could get up there and quote Shakespeare and those idiots wouldn’t know the difference.
jleonardbc on
>I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book.
>Revelation 22:18
thesillyoldgoat on
Hegseth is deranged, so is Kennedy, unfortunately they’re both in positions where they can do huge amounts of harm.
Abrandnewrapture on
our country is being run by a bunch of 12 year old edgelords with substandard grades.
turb0_encapsulator on
amazing we need to find out about this from an Australian source because America no longer has a free press.
questron64 on
Every day I’m floored at just how stupid these people are, and it’s depressing.
ThirdSunRising on
Makes total sense he would quote that. He tries to act like his quest is biblical but he obviously has no idea what it says in the bible
Sudden_General628 on
This perfectly captures maga. They want the sanctimonious pedigree of religion while fabricating it to their desire
Tkhel on
His pro-life speech will quote heavily from Fallopians 3 – 6.
blinksystem on
“Pentagon sermon,” is something that absolutely should not exist and the Secretary of Defense leading church services even more so.
These people have done more to turn normal people away from christianity than any Satanist every could have. For that, I thank them.
caliboy559 on
He is an idiot. The world is unsafe with him in office
Joan-of-the-Dark on
Remember when spelling “potato” wrong virtually ended the political career of a Vice President?
Cambren1 on
I’m tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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I bet he has the wallet.
Hegseth is the type of guy to unironically send you the Navy SEAL copypasta
What a timeline!
(From the article): “”The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men,” Hegseth prayed.
“Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.
“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee, and amen.”
The first few lines of the prayer were written by Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avary in the film Pulp Fiction.
In the movie, the character played by Samuel L Jackson falsely claims they are from the Bible passage Ezekiel 25:17.
The second part of the verse is taken from the Bible, in a condemnation of the Philistines and the Cherethims, foes of the Israelites in the 5th Century BC.
In the movie, Jackson’s character utters the verse before gunning down a small-time criminal who owed his gangster boss money.
But Hegseth’s prayer changed “the LORD” in the Bible so it was instead about the unit involved in the rescue.
Hegseth has been holding regular church services in the Pentagon in recent months.
His comments overnight came as House Democrats filed articles of impeachment against him.”
Fucking cringe.
fake christian after fake christian it never ends with these assholes
Profane, in the truest sense of the word. This guy is an abomination. Impeach him now. Disgusting.
Jimmy Swaggert raging lunatic.
“And the Lord said unto thee, does ‘Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?'” (Book of Quentin 23:52)
I’ve been around a lot of religious nuts academicly, socially, and professionally. If there’s one thing they love its to quote fake Bible verses and wall art sayings with zero awareness that they aren’t from the Bible. They’re always so sure they’re really in there though
It is hard to find a better encapsulation of the Trump administration than some idiot quoting a movie character who later in the same movie says what he was saying was dumb.
What a dweeb.
The drunk can’t tell what’s real or fiction. Not really a surprise.
It’s not widely known, but there’s based-on-a-true-story scene in Pulp Fiction from Hegseth’s own childhood, when his dad’s best friend came to visit:
*”This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the First World War… This was your great-grandfather’s war watch and he wore it every day he was in that war…*
*This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi… Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years… and now, little man, I give the watch to you.”*
Shove it up your ass Pete….
I can’t wait until the organism known as Peter Hegseth is no longer a viable lifeform. The biosphere will be improved when that group of molecules is reclaimed by the Earth.
Between ol Whiskey Pete and Kashapp Patel, I can’t tell who the bigger cosplay dweeb is.
Remember when zealots had the decency to use real Bible quotes for their warmongering?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I’m begining to suspect these people are actually not very good Christians.
And none of his fake Christian cohorts knew the difference. Because the loud, proud, evangelical christian set he runs with are… not… Christian and do not read.
What a bunch of losers. Absolute fucking cringe clownass tryhard losers.
Completely undeserving of any respect.
What a dork.
If anyone think he has actually ever picked up a Bible, i got a invisible flying jet to sell to.
Hahaha what a tool!
Great scene, btw.
These people are charicatures.
nothing says serious leadership like delivering a pentagon sermon with a bible verse written by quentin fucking tarantino
**This** is what the 10 Commandments was prohibiting when it says the bit about not using the Lord’s name in vain; it’s not saying, “don’t say goddamnit”. It’s saying, “don’t claim that God said something he didn’t say”.
Making up Bible verses or intentionally twisting them out of context is quite literally breaking one of the 10 Commandments.
What a fucking tool this guy is. I think I hate this moron the most out of the entire Donnie cabinet
“How cone Tarantino can say it but I can’t?”
Is definitely something Hegseth has asked on more than one occasion.
Joel Osteen would be proud
Hegseth is so fucking cringe. He’ll never have the epiphany that *he’s* the tyranny of evil men.
MAGA won’t notice since they never read the Bible in the first place, You could get up there and quote Shakespeare and those idiots wouldn’t know the difference.
>I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book.
>Revelation 22:18
Hegseth is deranged, so is Kennedy, unfortunately they’re both in positions where they can do huge amounts of harm.
our country is being run by a bunch of 12 year old edgelords with substandard grades.
amazing we need to find out about this from an Australian source because America no longer has a free press.
Every day I’m floored at just how stupid these people are, and it’s depressing.
Makes total sense he would quote that. He tries to act like his quest is biblical but he obviously has no idea what it says in the bible
This perfectly captures maga. They want the sanctimonious pedigree of religion while fabricating it to their desire
His pro-life speech will quote heavily from Fallopians 3 – 6.
“Pentagon sermon,” is something that absolutely should not exist and the Secretary of Defense leading church services even more so.
These people have done more to turn normal people away from christianity than any Satanist every could have. For that, I thank them.
He is an idiot. The world is unsafe with him in office
Remember when spelling “potato” wrong virtually ended the political career of a Vice President?
I’m tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!