No drinking jokes please. Kash is cross-eyed. He could have been typing sober.
NibbleMochi on
Typo in a lawsuit? Sounds like we’re mixing up law and elementary school spelling been who’s running this show, toddlers?
barryvm on
That’s to be expected, no? The point of the lawsuit is the headlines saying that he’s suing the news outlet, so that the Trump cultists can automatically assume that he’s pushing back on lies and that he’s fighting the evil media.
The actual content of the lawsuit, including typo’s and copy errors, doesn’t matter because it’s not a legal move to assert the truth, just a propaganda move to hide it by distracting people.
Callabrantus on
To be fair, for him to catch all the typos he’d have to develop the ability to lock both eyes on one thing.
MaxGoldFilms on
The lawyers didn’t take basic steps in reviewing this filing, they gave it minimal effort, knowing it will be dismissed or pulled soon.
Patel can’t stand the scrutiny of discovery, they certainly won’t be able to prove malice, and everyone involved (*maybe* except Patel) knows it’s BS.
Daedelous2k on
Speaking of Patel, I’m hearing a lot about her and something that happened lately with SPLC?
AnonHondaBoiz on
“ChatGPT can you add typos in my lawsuit so that it appears human-generated”
Uberslaughter on
Probably drunk drafting
JiveChicken00 on
Maybe he wrote the brief himself.
Listening_Heads on
That happens when you’re drunk
orangesfwr on
He was slurring his speech-to-text
Faux-Foe on
We desperately need legislation that punishes SLAPP suits.
No-More-Lettuce on
Didn’t check the AI’s work I guess
GreatGojira on
He was drunk while talking to his lawyers and decided to type it himself!
BigDuck777 on
Surprising absolutely nobody.
fanofairplanes on
Kash is a benchode
steve_dallasesq on
Every lawyer reading this post and the comments are thinking “haha…yeah……I mean….typos…who would…do that…..” and then nervously clearing their throat.
berysax on
You can’t fix stupid.
Odd-Supermarket-3664 on
These guys couldn’t write a 7th grade paper
alaraja on
Lawsuit Written by Chat GPT
manfromfuture on
In his defense he was extremely intoxicated when he typed it.
Wheeliegirl on
It’s a proven fact that trump purposely hires the dumb fuckiest of people for his cabinet. All their legal filings have typos and are worded as if a 5th grade child wrote them.
ND280 on
Hey it’s a miracle he was even able to type at all, let alone something as low quality as this.
malkuth74 on
Watching the cards crumble is sad, but this guy I don’t think he’s smart enough to realize he’s fucked.
NYC_Underground on
>The presence of simple typos in the complaint does not undermine its legal claims, but it does stand out in a filing that centers on alleged journalistic negligence.
YOu fAkE NEWs ArENt Not Gud At wORDs aNd LiE wit Ur FaCE MouThS Abt Me KaShYAP PaTl So MucH.
VapidActualization on
Hard to see typos when you are typing with one eye closed so you aren’t seeing double. We’ve all been there. Just most of us did it after a crazy weekend during college when we forgot we had a paper due on Monday and only remembered half a bottle of jager into Sunday night, not while being accused of drinking on the job as the highest LEO in the country.
Dense_Literature7964 on
At least they didn’t use ai
One_Weird2371 on
What do you expect from a drunk…
YJSubs on
The real DEI.
Drunkard, Erratic, Incompetent.
Sir_Earl_Jeffries on
He really shouldn’t do admin while drinking.
bagjoe on
Nothing says quality work like Kash Patel. You know the name, you know what you’re going to get.
Potential_Kangaroo69 on
needs a second pair of eyes
NateTheRoofer on
“This verdict is written on a napkin! And it still says ‘Guilty’. And ‘Guilty’ is spelled wrong!”
Dat_Mawe3000 on
Maybe he should have written it in children’s book format.
Wise-Operation247 on
Stop nitpicking on him. Good lawyers are hard to find thesedays, even if you are well connected dope like Kash
StatusCount7032 on
Did the lawyers and client have a “refreshment” before putting together the filing? lol
AdditionalConstant42 on
A MAGA lawsuit never makes it to discovery. That’s because they’d have to release large amounts of legally binding (incriminating) information.
Wackity-Smackity on
10/10 title
Strange-Effort1305 on
Drunk lawyer for a drunk client.
cu4tro on
That is how you write a headline!
unabashed_nuance on
These lawsuits are what is expected from the clown car administration. Every negative story is “a hit piece” or “partisan con-job”. For these morons the suit is expected and designed to get an attaboy from daddy Don and distract from the substance of the story.
You’re telling me the guy who blew tax payer dollars to down beers on camera with a hockey team he had zero part of may drink too much and show poor judgment?
characterfan123 on
Surprised it wasn’t formatted well but full of em-dashes, bullet lists, and hallucinated precedents.
(and Oxford commas)
SuperCambot on
Governed by C students.
JosephMadeCrosses on
Don’t drink and type.
TheZeven on
Everytime I see this guy I can’t help but think of Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec… Just way worse.
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No drinking jokes please. Kash is cross-eyed. He could have been typing sober.
Typo in a lawsuit? Sounds like we’re mixing up law and elementary school spelling been who’s running this show, toddlers?
That’s to be expected, no? The point of the lawsuit is the headlines saying that he’s suing the news outlet, so that the Trump cultists can automatically assume that he’s pushing back on lies and that he’s fighting the evil media.
The actual content of the lawsuit, including typo’s and copy errors, doesn’t matter because it’s not a legal move to assert the truth, just a propaganda move to hide it by distracting people.
To be fair, for him to catch all the typos he’d have to develop the ability to lock both eyes on one thing.
The lawyers didn’t take basic steps in reviewing this filing, they gave it minimal effort, knowing it will be dismissed or pulled soon.
Patel can’t stand the scrutiny of discovery, they certainly won’t be able to prove malice, and everyone involved (*maybe* except Patel) knows it’s BS.
Speaking of Patel, I’m hearing a lot about her and something that happened lately with SPLC?
“ChatGPT can you add typos in my lawsuit so that it appears human-generated”
Probably drunk drafting
Maybe he wrote the brief himself.
That happens when you’re drunk
He was slurring his speech-to-text
We desperately need legislation that punishes SLAPP suits.
Didn’t check the AI’s work I guess
He was drunk while talking to his lawyers and decided to type it himself!
Surprising absolutely nobody.
Kash is a benchode
Every lawyer reading this post and the comments are thinking “haha…yeah……I mean….typos…who would…do that…..” and then nervously clearing their throat.
You can’t fix stupid.
These guys couldn’t write a 7th grade paper
Lawsuit Written by Chat GPT
In his defense he was extremely intoxicated when he typed it.
It’s a proven fact that trump purposely hires the dumb fuckiest of people for his cabinet. All their legal filings have typos and are worded as if a 5th grade child wrote them.
Hey it’s a miracle he was even able to type at all, let alone something as low quality as this.
Watching the cards crumble is sad, but this guy I don’t think he’s smart enough to realize he’s fucked.
>The presence of simple typos in the complaint does not undermine its legal claims, but it does stand out in a filing that centers on alleged journalistic negligence.
YOu fAkE NEWs ArENt Not Gud At wORDs aNd LiE wit Ur FaCE MouThS Abt Me KaShYAP PaTl So MucH.
Hard to see typos when you are typing with one eye closed so you aren’t seeing double. We’ve all been there. Just most of us did it after a crazy weekend during college when we forgot we had a paper due on Monday and only remembered half a bottle of jager into Sunday night, not while being accused of drinking on the job as the highest LEO in the country.
At least they didn’t use ai
What do you expect from a drunk…
The real DEI.
Drunkard, Erratic, Incompetent.
He really shouldn’t do admin while drinking.
Nothing says quality work like Kash Patel. You know the name, you know what you’re going to get.
needs a second pair of eyes
“This verdict is written on a napkin! And it still says ‘Guilty’. And ‘Guilty’ is spelled wrong!”
Maybe he should have written it in children’s book format.
Stop nitpicking on him. Good lawyers are hard to find thesedays, even if you are well connected dope like Kash
Did the lawyers and client have a “refreshment” before putting together the filing? lol
A MAGA lawsuit never makes it to discovery. That’s because they’d have to release large amounts of legally binding (incriminating) information.
10/10 title
Drunk lawyer for a drunk client.
That is how you write a headline!
These lawsuits are what is expected from the clown car administration. Every negative story is “a hit piece” or “partisan con-job”. For these morons the suit is expected and designed to get an attaboy from daddy Don and distract from the substance of the story.
You’re telling me the guy who blew tax payer dollars to down beers on camera with a hockey team he had zero part of may drink too much and show poor judgment?
Surprised it wasn’t formatted well but full of em-dashes, bullet lists, and hallucinated precedents.
(and Oxford commas)
Governed by C students.
Don’t drink and type.
Everytime I see this guy I can’t help but think of Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec… Just way worse.