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Keystone Kash Ripped for Just Standing There After Shooting; The FBI director was spotted doing, well, nothing.

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  2. gonejahman on

    >The FBI director was spotted doing, well, nothing.

    The guy is an alcoholic podcaster, he ain’t gonna do shit.

  5. Additional_Cash_3357 on

    Doing nothing is his strongest suit. See The Epstein Files, for reference. 

  6. localistand on

    Dude had pregamed prior to the event, probably at least 4 drinks in. He definitely had not pissing his pants higher on the priority list.

  9. Royal_Letterhead2173 on

    this is literally exactly what happens when you hire a guy purely for blind political loyalty instead of actual law enforcement experience tbh. the fact that the director of the fbi has zero crisis instincts is terrifying ngl.

  10. Embarrassed-Cook332 on

    “keystone kash” is honestly the most brutally accurate nickname ever dude. the absolute deer in headlights look from him while everyone else is reacting to an active threat perfectly summarizes this entire administration’s competence level tbh.

  13. Melodic-Lingonberry7 on

    It was all staged …Jennifer Lopez in Gigli had a petter acting performance than the whole white house staff

  16. Bunktavious on

    Dear Daily Beast, “Keystone Kash” is not catching on. The Keystone Cops were a relatively harmless comedy act of the previous century. Nothing is harmless about having an alcoholic frat boy as the head of the FBI. Please stop using it, especially in your daily self promotion posts.

  17. smokingadvice on

    Why is the FBI head at the White House Correspondents dinner? Imagine the uproar if Comey or Mueller was hanging out with the president on a regular basis.

  19. the_chin2 on

    Apparently he was walking around telling everyone to ‘stay down’. Putting his vast law enforcement experience and training to good use lol

  26. Stompedyourhousewith on

    He didn’t throw himself in front of the president and shield him from a hail of bullets? Doesn’t seem loyal to me

  28. a_cat_named_harvey on

    Great track record for the FBI to properly secure a large event with the president attending

  33. the_caped_canuck on

    Probably more worried about where he’s grabbing his next 8-ball and where the afters are happening at than whatever staged shit happened at the correpsondants dinner

  34. cwk415 on

    Yeah well it was staged so he wasn’t needed for anything. Not that he’s *ever* been needed for anything. 

  37. 4materasu92 on

    Doing nothing? I’m sure his wayward eyes were just scanning the room for any additional suspects.

  38. polarnoir on

    Because he’s an absolute fucking loser, just like every other, dangerously so, incompetent fascist in this administration. 

  40. Oceanbreeze871 on

    He has no law enforcement training and is unqualified for his job. What is he supposed to do? lol

  41. Lord_Blackthorn on

    It was a fake event to justify more asinine policies..

    He didn’t do anything because that was his part in the script.

  42. unclefire on

    I can’t stand the guy, but the FBI director is not going to do much of anything– the SS, cops, nat guard, etc. are going to deal with whatever is going on.

  43. CardiologistOdd3203 on

    All of these department heads like Patel, Bondi and Nome are distractions and that’s their job. Those who are actually destroying the institutions these trolls are supposed to run are the nameless project 25 stooges put in place by the Federalist Society. These worms aren’t on the chopping block and they are the ones doing all destruction.

  44. imatinyleopard on

    “His girlfriend, who was also invited by the Mail, was hiding in a room holding hands with another man but later left with Patel, the New York Times reported.”

  45. thenasch on

    What would he be expected to do, grab a gun and charge? He’s an administrator, not a security officer. And his organization isn’t even in charge of security at an event like that. This is one step removed from expecting the secretary of the interior to do… something.

  46. aradraugfea on

    I’m honestly shocked he wasn’t rapidly writing on bullet casings

    The FBI is honestly probably grateful for his lack of assistance.

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