*This POS is deciding peoples lives, women and children’s lives, for fucks sakes. How low can they go you ask? This low. Not all Republicans are repugnant scumbags, but if you are a repugnant scumbag you are probably Republican.*
“One of the Trump administration’s newest immigration judges said that some women are just a “warm, wet hole.”
“Melissa Isaak, an Army veteran and reservist, was hired by the Justice Department on April 8 as a temporary immigration judge. She was permitted to begin hearing cases immediately, according to an [announcement](https://www.justice.gov/eoir/media/1435381/dl?inline) from the Executive Office for Immigration Review.”
“The following year, she gave a speech on the matter for Johnson’s manosphere convention, 21 Studios’ Make Women Great Again, titled “Divorcing Feminism.”
“If the only thing you have to offer a man is sex, that’s what you are,” Isaak [said](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4PWp_Kq7o). “And guess what? Guess who else has a warm, wet hole? Every other woman out there. What a horrible existence.”
“I’ve had people get offended, and they say, ‘You know, it’s horrible that you say warm, wet hole.’ I mean, well, if you have one and it’s not warm and wet you might want to seek some gynecological intervention,” Isaak said to crickets.”
B-Z_B-S on
That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard. Also one of the most overtly misogynistic. It’s pretty much the *definition* of misogyny in the dictionary.
eaunoway on
And some men are just straight up dicks.
YourMomonaBun420 on
Must not be talking about Ben Shapiro’s wife.
Nerd-19958 on
Elect a clown, get a clown show. But a clown show in immigration court? WTF!
Specialist-Clock-914 on
Damn and she’s a woman? The fuckkk..
dayglowe on
Just another token waiting to be spent.
When will.conservstibe women ever figure out that once their “men” (and I use this term loosely as most conservative men are barely men) are done with the minorities that they’re next? She thinks she’s winning favor by punching downwards.
Disgusting.
ChiGuy6124 on
*A long article well worth reading if you have the time.*
“Trump officials hire ‘deportation judges’ with less training, experience”
“A divorce lawyer who has vowed to “fight exclusively for the rights of men.” A Minnesota attorney who championed Immigration and Customs Enforcement during the Trump administration’s raids in Minneapolis. And a judge who was once lambasted by an appeals court for denying humanitarian protection to a Serbian man because he didn’t look “overtly gay.”
“All three are among the “deportation judges” recently hired as part of President Donald Trump’s quest to clear a massive case backlog and fulfill his goal of deporting 1 million immigrants each year.”
“The hiring spree follows the Justice Department’s firings of more than 100 immigration judges since Trump took office, an unprecedented purge, and a similar number have retired or resigned. More than 140 new judges have been appointed so far to replace them, many of whom have no stated experience practicing immigration law and, according to the National Association of Immigration Judges, are receiving less training than previously offered.”
“They’re trying to create a malleable workforce that will do what they want without question,” said Kerry Doyle, a former ICE official who was hired to serve as an immigration judge in Massachusetts under President Joe Biden and then fired last year before she could begin hearing cases. “That’s what I think the goal is.”
“The recruits are being offered signing bonuses, the opportunity to work from home, and even the flexibility to keep their day jobs and moonlight as judges after hours. New hires can earn up to $207,500 a year and 25 percent signing bonuses in some Democrat led-states such as California.”
“Two-thirds of the new judges have no immigration law experience listed in their online biographies, a break from previous years when many, if not most, candidates had experience in that area, according to a Washington Post analysis of available Justice Department announcements.”
“It sends a message that: Don’t trust these courts,” said Muzaffar A. Chishti, a senior fellow at the nonpartisan Migration Policy Institute. “That is not good for the immigrants, it’s not good for the rule of law, and it’s not good for the ultimate integrity and reputation of our courts”
For those that are just joining us, welcome to the GOP in action.
antonimbus on
and some men are just a flappy, mushroom-headed raping stick, and yet still become president.
Rough_Common6857 on
Wow!! That is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard!
PaxDramaticus on
>“I’ve had people get offended, and they say, ‘You know, it’s horrible that you say warm, wet hole.’ I mean, well, if you have one and it’s not warm and wet you might want to seek some gynecological intervention,” Isaak said to crickets.
I respect that barb at the end, but by being at the end of the article, it has almost zero stinging power. In an age where the majority of people can’t be counted on to even read the article beyond the headline, if you’re going for snark as an editorial stance, it needs to be sprinkled throughout the piece.
I can’t believe the article spelled it out about how shit her law school is, lol. As a graduate of a top 10 law school, that’s always what I’m thinking when I find out what law school most of the “lawyers” in Trump’s orbit attended, but to see a news article do it is hilarious, lol.
Negative_Gravitas on
Hey Trumpies, this is you. C’mon, *own* it. You know you want to.
Literally_Laura on
Better a warm, wet hole than a stinking cesspit complete with lips welded to Trump’s ass.
AvidPolaris on
“There are good, solid, valuable women who are major assets to men, if you’re a good woman,” Isaak said. “And then there’s a warm wet hole.”
She sees women as “assets?” She’s just a legal pick-me lmaaao
IsReadingIt on
I would have put $100 against anyone’s $1 that the guy she is talking to in the embedded video clip was NOT a ‘pickup artist.’ I’d have guessed literally anything before ‘pickup artist.’
obolobolobo on
Projection.
Harry_Mud on
Maybe she’s “a warm wet hole” herself and that’s why she knows this….
R67H on
She’s giving drunk frat bro vibes
2600sysop on
I wasn’t expecting that judge to be a chick. Yikes
Sword-of-Akasha on
They found in Clarence Thomas a black man that hates black people. Now they got a woman that hates women. How long before she’s appointed to the Supreme Court?
birdlegs000 on
Every day I am introduced to another vile person associated with Trump with a job they are not qualified to do. Reading this woman’s views was appalling.
SAJ-13 on
Fucking moron..should not be a judge.
Barry University School of Law is a 4th-tier school, ranked #175-194 out of 194.
Gin_OClock on
Some Trump judges are unrealized compost
jen_kelley on
This is just creepy. Can republicans STOP talking about genitals!!!!
RosetteNewcomb on
Did you get picked, sis?
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Dragoness42 on
And some men are just a small, floppy skin tag.
cone_snail on
Trump Judges are socially maladjusted 7th grade boys now?
User4C4C4C on
I give you the president of the USA.
SgtNeilDiamond on
> She does not have any immigration court experience, but her name was attached to several high-profile, non-divorce cases. Isaak was a defense attorney for three of the January 6 Capitol rioters (she later withdrew from two of the cases)
Ah yes, so qualified.
ucankickrocks on
We have got to do a better job of shaming women like this.
TheThirdStrike on
This is what the country voted for.
MangoPractical4918 on
If we all have a warm moist hole,
Are we all women?
Meekanado on
She got that comment from some man and her insecure weak-willed ass repeated it. Women like that betray themselves and everyone else around them.
NimusNix on
Just to be sure I read the article.
Yeah, she’s that fucking terrible.
Munkeyman18290 on
I read the article. As a guy, its weird to be like “I’m on your side, but youre not on youre side”.
I imagine this is whatever syndrome former slaves had that made them attack each other instead of their masters.
Known_Ratio5478 on
That tracks… unfortunately….
One_Way_3678 on
The kind of people say this as a joke aren’t joking. Every. Damn. Time.
HeinziSchmolke on
Uhm…..excuse me??? Well, the rapist pedophile in chief appointed him, so I’m not surprised. Fucking sick and deranged!
IceNein on
This is some real Serena Joy Waterford nonsense.
clueless_in_ny_or_nj on
What the actual….Just when I think someone in power says something gross, someone else tops it.
CarvedTheRoastBeast on
The Judge so gleefully throwing other women under the bus, is a woman herself. She helped Roy Moore, and accused pedophile groomer himself, dismiss allegations from a then 14 year old. She claimed the other class of women are those who could provide value to men.
I know what category she feels she is in, but I wonder what category those above her feel she’s in?
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*This POS is deciding peoples lives, women and children’s lives, for fucks sakes. How low can they go you ask? This low. Not all Republicans are repugnant scumbags, but if you are a repugnant scumbag you are probably Republican.*
“One of the Trump administration’s newest immigration judges said that some women are just a “warm, wet hole.”
“Melissa Isaak, an Army veteran and reservist, was hired by the Justice Department on April 8 as a temporary immigration judge. She was permitted to begin hearing cases immediately, according to an [announcement](https://www.justice.gov/eoir/media/1435381/dl?inline) from the Executive Office for Immigration Review.”
“In 2007, Isaak graduated from Barry University School of Law, a low-ranked law school where [less than half](https://floridapolitics.com/archives/670437-latest-results-show-56-3-of-florida-law-students-who-took-bar-exam-passed/) of recent grads passed the bar exam on their first try. Afterward, she joined the law firm Brock & Stout in Alabama for two years, and in 2009 began her own private practice, [self-styled](https://protectingmen.com/) as a “divorce attorney for men,” where she has worked ever since.”
“She does not have any immigration court experience, but her name was attached to several high-profile, non-divorce cases. Isaak was a defense attorney for three of the January 6 Capitol rioters (she later withdrew from two of the cases), and she also helped Alabama Republican Roy Moore [dismiss](https://www.courthousenews.com/roy-moore-in-senate-run-seeks-dismissal-of-defamation-lawsuit/) a defamation suit from a woman who said he molested her when she was 14. That legal saga is still ongoing—an appeals court [overturned](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/appeals-court-overturns-roy-moore-8-million-defamation-win-rcna341962) Moore’s multimillion-dollar win against his accuser late last week.”
“During an interview with pickup artist Anthony Dream Johnson in 2021, Isaak claimed that “there are two types of women.”
“There are good, solid, valuable women who are major assets to men, if you’re a good woman,” Isaak [said](https://x.com/factpostnews/status/2048822233074749807). “And then there’s a warm wet hole.”
“The following year, she gave a speech on the matter for Johnson’s manosphere convention, 21 Studios’ Make Women Great Again, titled “Divorcing Feminism.”
“If the only thing you have to offer a man is sex, that’s what you are,” Isaak [said](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4PWp_Kq7o). “And guess what? Guess who else has a warm, wet hole? Every other woman out there. What a horrible existence.”
“I’ve had people get offended, and they say, ‘You know, it’s horrible that you say warm, wet hole.’ I mean, well, if you have one and it’s not warm and wet you might want to seek some gynecological intervention,” Isaak said to crickets.”
That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard. Also one of the most overtly misogynistic. It’s pretty much the *definition* of misogyny in the dictionary.
And some men are just straight up dicks.
Must not be talking about Ben Shapiro’s wife.
Elect a clown, get a clown show. But a clown show in immigration court? WTF!
Damn and she’s a woman? The fuckkk..
Just another token waiting to be spent.
When will.conservstibe women ever figure out that once their “men” (and I use this term loosely as most conservative men are barely men) are done with the minorities that they’re next? She thinks she’s winning favor by punching downwards.
Disgusting.
*A long article well worth reading if you have the time.*
“Trump officials hire ‘deportation judges’ with less training, experience”
“A divorce lawyer who has vowed to “fight exclusively for the rights of men.” A Minnesota attorney who championed Immigration and Customs Enforcement during the Trump administration’s raids in Minneapolis. And a judge who was once lambasted by an appeals court for denying humanitarian protection to a Serbian man because he didn’t look “overtly gay.”
“All three are among the “deportation judges” recently hired as part of President Donald Trump’s quest to clear a massive case backlog and fulfill his goal of deporting 1 million immigrants each year.”
“The hiring spree follows the Justice Department’s firings of more than 100 immigration judges since Trump took office, an unprecedented purge, and a similar number have retired or resigned. More than 140 new judges have been appointed so far to replace them, many of whom have no stated experience practicing immigration law and, according to the National Association of Immigration Judges, are receiving less training than previously offered.”
“They’re trying to create a malleable workforce that will do what they want without question,” said Kerry Doyle, a former ICE official who was hired to serve as an immigration judge in Massachusetts under President Joe Biden and then fired last year before she could begin hearing cases. “That’s what I think the goal is.”
“The recruits are being offered signing bonuses, the opportunity to work from home, and even the flexibility to keep their day jobs and moonlight as judges after hours. New hires can earn up to $207,500 a year and 25 percent signing bonuses in some Democrat led-states such as California.”
“Two-thirds of the new judges have no immigration law experience listed in their online biographies, a break from previous years when many, if not most, candidates had experience in that area, according to a Washington Post analysis of available Justice Department announcements.”
“It sends a message that: Don’t trust these courts,” said Muzaffar A. Chishti, a senior fellow at the nonpartisan Migration Policy Institute. “That is not good for the immigrants, it’s not good for the rule of law, and it’s not good for the ultimate integrity and reputation of our courts”
[https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/nation/2026/04/27/trump-officials-hire-deportation-judges-with-less-training-experience/89816879007/](https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/nation/2026/04/27/trump-officials-hire-deportation-judges-with-less-training-experience/89816879007/)
This judge sounds like a cold dry hole.
For those that are just joining us, welcome to the GOP in action.
and some men are just a flappy, mushroom-headed raping stick, and yet still become president.
Wow!! That is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard!
>“I’ve had people get offended, and they say, ‘You know, it’s horrible that you say warm, wet hole.’ I mean, well, if you have one and it’s not warm and wet you might want to seek some gynecological intervention,” Isaak said to crickets.
I respect that barb at the end, but by being at the end of the article, it has almost zero stinging power. In an age where the majority of people can’t be counted on to even read the article beyond the headline, if you’re going for snark as an editorial stance, it needs to be sprinkled throughout the piece.
>In 2007, Isaak graduated from Barry University School of Law, a low-ranked law school where [less than half](https://floridapolitics.com/archives/670437-latest-results-show-56-3-of-florida-law-students-who-took-bar-exam-passed/) of recent grads passed the bar exam on their first try.
I can’t believe the article spelled it out about how shit her law school is, lol. As a graduate of a top 10 law school, that’s always what I’m thinking when I find out what law school most of the “lawyers” in Trump’s orbit attended, but to see a news article do it is hilarious, lol.
Hey Trumpies, this is you. C’mon, *own* it. You know you want to.
Better a warm, wet hole than a stinking cesspit complete with lips welded to Trump’s ass.
“There are good, solid, valuable women who are major assets to men, if you’re a good woman,” Isaak said. “And then there’s a warm wet hole.”
She sees women as “assets?” She’s just a legal pick-me lmaaao
I would have put $100 against anyone’s $1 that the guy she is talking to in the embedded video clip was NOT a ‘pickup artist.’ I’d have guessed literally anything before ‘pickup artist.’
Projection.
Maybe she’s “a warm wet hole” herself and that’s why she knows this….
She’s giving drunk frat bro vibes
I wasn’t expecting that judge to be a chick. Yikes
They found in Clarence Thomas a black man that hates black people. Now they got a woman that hates women. How long before she’s appointed to the Supreme Court?
Every day I am introduced to another vile person associated with Trump with a job they are not qualified to do. Reading this woman’s views was appalling.
Fucking moron..should not be a judge.
Barry University School of Law is a 4th-tier school, ranked #175-194 out of 194.
Some Trump judges are unrealized compost
This is just creepy. Can republicans STOP talking about genitals!!!!
Did you get picked, sis?
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And some men are just a small, floppy skin tag.
Trump Judges are socially maladjusted 7th grade boys now?
I give you the president of the USA.
> She does not have any immigration court experience, but her name was attached to several high-profile, non-divorce cases. Isaak was a defense attorney for three of the January 6 Capitol rioters (she later withdrew from two of the cases)
Ah yes, so qualified.
We have got to do a better job of shaming women like this.
This is what the country voted for.
If we all have a warm moist hole,
Are we all women?
She got that comment from some man and her insecure weak-willed ass repeated it. Women like that betray themselves and everyone else around them.
Just to be sure I read the article.
Yeah, she’s that fucking terrible.
I read the article. As a guy, its weird to be like “I’m on your side, but youre not on youre side”.
I imagine this is whatever syndrome former slaves had that made them attack each other instead of their masters.
That tracks… unfortunately….
The kind of people say this as a joke aren’t joking. Every. Damn. Time.
Uhm…..excuse me??? Well, the rapist pedophile in chief appointed him, so I’m not surprised. Fucking sick and deranged!
This is some real Serena Joy Waterford nonsense.
What the actual….Just when I think someone in power says something gross, someone else tops it.
The Judge so gleefully throwing other women under the bus, is a woman herself. She helped Roy Moore, and accused pedophile groomer himself, dismiss allegations from a then 14 year old. She claimed the other class of women are those who could provide value to men.
I know what category she feels she is in, but I wonder what category those above her feel she’s in?
Meanwhile Trump: “wet?”
Terminal case of MAGA pick-me disorder
A woman judge said this?! Wtf?
There are no words left anymore.