Mike Johnson: “It’s not a war, so it’s not my problem. Talk to my master Doctor Jesus Trump about that. We’re not ending this notawar.”
Pristine_Albatross36 on
There is no war in you ess seigh.
CrackAsteroid on
Surprised he can say anything with trump’s dick in his mouth
sxyHannah on
Johnson is even more useless mentally than Trump. Whenever he opens his mouth and speaks, he makes Trump sound like Hawkings
Life-Quantity-637 on
Common Mikey. Soldiers are dead.
Positive-Room7421 on
Mike Johnson: “We’re not at war, I’m not standing next to a child rapist, and by the way I accept cash and bitcoin only, no checks.”
_Phil_McCracken_ on
That’s right, America. Ignore you eyes. Real solid stuff from MAGA.
Brokkyn2024 on
Of the many reasons I don’t understand Republican voters… How do they not get offended by this? The man is basically saying “the American people are stupid, so I can spew this BS”.
irishnugget on
Then why is the department of…war…spending so much tax payer money on missile that are being launched at Iran? Should there be an investigation?
charcoalist on
The ***third*** aircraft carrier battle group arrived near Iran just a week ago. Over the past month, thousands of paratroopers and Marines have been deployed to the area. A naval blockade is a declaration of war. Bombing a country is a declaration of war.
So for Mr. Disingenuous over there, what might constitute being at war?
champchampchamp84 on
The President and Dept of War would disagree.
Colonel-Mooseknuckle on
So here’s a question Mikey, why have you spent $25 Billion (so far) of our money on a non-war?
NPVT on
Must not be $5 gasoline then
Intelligent-Creme933 on
clown speaker
w4rma on
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
Parking-Emphasis590 on
I genuinely despise the world we live in where the speaker of the house openly lies and its met with a collective shrug.
hey-coffee-eyes on
Yes, yes and war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength and so on and so forth.
RadiantPerception224 on
We were never at war with Eastasia.
Radically-Peaceful on
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
~ George Orwell ~
AgreeAndSubmit on
Fuck this guy
Sayoayo on
Then what the fuck are we doing????
AcadiaLivid2582 on
We’re on day 60 of the three day Special Military Operation
Routine_Bit_8184 on
weird then that we ended up with way less missiles, dead and wounded soldiers, destroyed bases, and destroyed aircraft and radar systems…and tons of dead children from the non-war-ordinance we dropped on them. Usually those are things that happen in a war.
Additional_Quiet2600 on
Just like Mike Johnson isn’t at war with his porn addiction so bad his son has to monitor him.
crimsonjester on
That’s not what Hegseth (Dumb McNamara) is saying as he spits out dude speach.
Pure_Choice_8459 on
Those schoolgirls you guys blew up might disagree
MourningRIF on
We bomb everyone… Totally normal not war stuff.
bourbonisbest on
Mike Johnson is a spineless sycophant who’s sold his soul for power.
azraels_ghost on
The US is in a tailspin and no one is willing to do anything about it.
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Mike Johnson: “It’s not a war, so it’s not my problem. Talk to my master Doctor Jesus Trump about that. We’re not ending this notawar.”
There is no war in you ess seigh.
Surprised he can say anything with trump’s dick in his mouth
Johnson is even more useless mentally than Trump. Whenever he opens his mouth and speaks, he makes Trump sound like Hawkings
Common Mikey. Soldiers are dead.
Mike Johnson: “We’re not at war, I’m not standing next to a child rapist, and by the way I accept cash and bitcoin only, no checks.”
That’s right, America. Ignore you eyes. Real solid stuff from MAGA.
Of the many reasons I don’t understand Republican voters… How do they not get offended by this? The man is basically saying “the American people are stupid, so I can spew this BS”.
Then why is the department of…war…spending so much tax payer money on missile that are being launched at Iran? Should there be an investigation?
The ***third*** aircraft carrier battle group arrived near Iran just a week ago. Over the past month, thousands of paratroopers and Marines have been deployed to the area. A naval blockade is a declaration of war. Bombing a country is a declaration of war.
So for Mr. Disingenuous over there, what might constitute being at war?
The President and Dept of War would disagree.
So here’s a question Mikey, why have you spent $25 Billion (so far) of our money on a non-war?
Must not be $5 gasoline then
clown speaker
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
I genuinely despise the world we live in where the speaker of the house openly lies and its met with a collective shrug.
Yes, yes and war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength and so on and so forth.
We were never at war with Eastasia.
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
~ George Orwell ~
Fuck this guy
Then what the fuck are we doing????
We’re on day 60 of the three day Special Military Operation
weird then that we ended up with way less missiles, dead and wounded soldiers, destroyed bases, and destroyed aircraft and radar systems…and tons of dead children from the non-war-ordinance we dropped on them. Usually those are things that happen in a war.
Just like Mike Johnson isn’t at war with his porn addiction so bad his son has to monitor him.
That’s not what Hegseth (Dumb McNamara) is saying as he spits out dude speach.
Those schoolgirls you guys blew up might disagree
We bomb everyone… Totally normal not war stuff.
Mike Johnson is a spineless sycophant who’s sold his soul for power.
The US is in a tailspin and no one is willing to do anything about it.