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  1. EntityLtdCo on

    I’m beginning to think Russia only uses the threat of nukes, because in reality all of their weapons are ancient and likely unserviceable.

  2. PM_THE_REAPER on

    “If you ruin my party, I’ll throw a tantrum.” – Putin

    (Now I just need to stay away from windows)

  3. Martzillagoesboom on

    Isnt it usually the other russian mouthpiece who threaten nukes?

  4. Just when you think Putin couldn’t come across like any more of a toddler.

    He cries about how he’s scared his lil’ party may get spoiled.

  5. add this threat to the pile…

    anyway, what with there being no military equipment to put on display because it’s all either tied up in the war or already destroyed, looks like the parade has already been ruined.

    Maybe the kids they shove in uniforms won’t be quite as good at marching as previous parade members… that’d be fun.

  6. Least1Difficulty on

    Whose actually in this parade? Those Shiner dudes and some furrys? Like what’s left?

  7. rotoscopethebumhole on

    oh how precious.

    He doesn’t want anyone to spoil his parade.

    Sounds like a toddler.

  8. Should have drones transport literal shit, then shit all over the parade.

  9. TheDarthSnarf on

    Who is ABnews.net?

    They seem to mimic the ABC logo with just ‘ab’ in a circle, but seem to be completely unrelated and not a Disney owned company… it’s like they are trying to pretend they are ABC but aren’t related.

  10. Ukraine should send a cropduster drone to spray piss on his precious parade

  11. Adventurous_Fall2952 on

    Or just celebrate ending the complete destruction of Russia by announcing you’ve decided to end the war dumb ass! You have culled Russias population already. Now just be humble and let everyone start to clean up your mess.

  12. Silicon_Knight on

    I love it when dictators signal exactly what to do to them to piss them off even more. lol.

  13. shadowofsunderedstar on

    Serious question, if Russia nukes Ukraine, does that give Europe/countries a casus belli against Russia? 

  14. WileyCoyote7 on

    No need to bomb the parade. Do a massive bombing campaign everywhere else possible while it is going on though. Especially if the explosions can be heard during the parade. Let Putin stand there with a shit-eating grin while everyone looks around wondering what is blowing up.

  15. bappestinian on

    He has to seek permission from Zelenskyy to host his parade, pathetic.

  16. Previous-Egg885 on

    If Putin strikes Ukraine nuclear-scale, good luck keeping European armies out of Ukraine. Directly or indirectly, Europe would send everything, Russia wold lose everything.

  17. fullmoonbeam on

    They have been threatening Ukraine the nukes for years now, they are not credible.

  18. Illustrious-Job-6390 on

    Lmao

    Putin- Hey remember when we invaded your country, yeah…can you give us a break here…

  19. Mysterious-Prompt212 on

    Luckily for Putin there’s going to be nothing of value at his parade. I bet even Putin doesn’t show up.

  20. LifeTradition4716 on

    The art of the tough guy: request a truce, and when truce is accepted, threaten terrible consequences if they break the truce you so desperately requested.

  21. Chef_RoadRunner on

    The world is being run by loser 80 year-olds that care more about parades than people. Fuck this planet man.

  22. Defcon status?

    * Kyiv in three days
    * We’ll nuke if the west supports Ukraine
    * We’ll nuke if Ukraine uses western weapons against targets in Russia
    * We’ll nuke if Russia is invaded
    * We’ll nuke if the west provides Ukraine with jets
    * We’ll nuke if Ukraine hits Russian energy infrastructure
    * We’ll nuke if Ukraine touches our victory parade <= You are here.

  23. As a Ukrainian, I feel way safer now.

    Russians don’t threat when they can do harm, they just murder and destroy and than bargain for they price to stop. When they start threating, it just means they can’t do anything.

  24. the_moosen on

    Damn, man must’ve gotten some tips on being petty and weak from his agent Trump

  25. Rinaldootje on

    Yet another nuclear threat.

    However, I think in this case, if something happens during his red-square parade. The first country I would be looking at is Russia itself. Would be all to convenient for them.

  26. TheAverageObject on

    Ah yes but striking civilian (children) targets is ok but military personal in a parade not

  27. yes let’s just destroy the world. Nothing good will come of that, right? I guess some people like living the Fallout life style.

  28. RedditBugler on

    They already canceled all the vehicles for this year’s parade because they can’t spare any for a pointless exhibition of Putin’s ego. Ukraine ruined the parade by removing the illusion of a vast, competent Russian army. 

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