Something tells me its because they are either afraid of people secretly recording things lol
UndoxxableOhioan on
Someone just see Moonraker where James Bond has a watch that fires poison darts?
TheDarthSnarf on
Remember what Israel was able to do with pagers? A large, gaudy, watch of the type the Russian elites wear seems like just as viable a threat. Especially when they know there are people out to get him.
extrastupidone on
There go my plans out the window… back to the drawing board
nmrk on
Jamal Khashoggi used his Apple Watch to phone his wife, and left the line open when he entered the Saudi embassy. She was listening live and recording the call while they tortured him and cut him to pieces with a bone saw.
Rosomack_ on
It’s 2026. Listening devices are now smaller than watches
TheWaspinator on
To be fair, if you’re banning phones then watches makes sense. Modern watches can do a lot of the same things.
Ok-Seaworthiness4488 on
Possibly because past pictures of his generals showing the wrong time when the Kremlin was trying to post meetings at different times/days countering their narrative
bappestinian on
He watched that one Transformers movie that mentioned a watch that killed Hitler and thought it might happen to him.
adriangalli on
What could possibly be suspicious about my Acme wristwatch?
saurus-REXicon on
I love how paranoid he is. All that power and what’s doesn’t get him? Paranoia, anxiety and confusion about who’s out to get you.
ExampleMediocre6716 on
What about Superbowl rings?
Pasta_Rakker on
Someone gift him a cartoonishly big alarm clock with dynamite on it, otherwise how is he supposed to know the time?
St4tikk on
Its location tracking. If half the people visiting him have smart watches on then everyone will know exactly where to drop the bunker busters.
Here2Go on
He’s afraid someone will show up with an Omicron Spy Master
hibbitydibbidy on
Maybe TK Jewelers ISN’T a scam?
According-Turnip-724 on
Paranoia will destroy you.
Ruff_Ratio on
Somebody has been watching James Bond again.
Binknbink on
TK Jewelers is a scam
MuthaPlucka on
Be prepared for a long speech.
Eridani2000 on
He just doesn’t want to be reminded of his mortality- time is running out for him. He’s a mad king.
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Something tells me its because they are either afraid of people secretly recording things lol
Someone just see Moonraker where James Bond has a watch that fires poison darts?
Remember what Israel was able to do with pagers? A large, gaudy, watch of the type the Russian elites wear seems like just as viable a threat. Especially when they know there are people out to get him.
There go my plans out the window… back to the drawing board
Jamal Khashoggi used his Apple Watch to phone his wife, and left the line open when he entered the Saudi embassy. She was listening live and recording the call while they tortured him and cut him to pieces with a bone saw.
It’s 2026. Listening devices are now smaller than watches
To be fair, if you’re banning phones then watches makes sense. Modern watches can do a lot of the same things.
Possibly because past pictures of his generals showing the wrong time when the Kremlin was trying to post meetings at different times/days countering their narrative
He watched that one Transformers movie that mentioned a watch that killed Hitler and thought it might happen to him.
What could possibly be suspicious about my Acme wristwatch?
I love how paranoid he is. All that power and what’s doesn’t get him? Paranoia, anxiety and confusion about who’s out to get you.
What about Superbowl rings?
Someone gift him a cartoonishly big alarm clock with dynamite on it, otherwise how is he supposed to know the time?
Its location tracking. If half the people visiting him have smart watches on then everyone will know exactly where to drop the bunker busters.
He’s afraid someone will show up with an Omicron Spy Master
Maybe TK Jewelers ISN’T a scam?
Paranoia will destroy you.
Somebody has been watching James Bond again.
TK Jewelers is a scam
Be prepared for a long speech.
He just doesn’t want to be reminded of his mortality- time is running out for him. He’s a mad king.
Or a fall from a tall building