Can’t drink on the job if you schedule your job around your drinking!
SeminoleDVM on
He should be done soon. Noem didn’t last long after falling apart publicly in a committee meeting.
CarltonCatalina on
He’s drinking himself cross-eyed.
Gooser3000 on
Damn the republicans are like magicians the way they hide how fucked up they all are and point the finger at Dems with wild accusations. Republicans are literally everything they accuse Dems of.
Spottswoodeforgod on
I can’t believe the incompetence of the man. Rescheduling meetings? Why on earth can he not just drink during the meetings like a functional alcoholic?
theguy1336 on
The whole administration is just a cesspool of doddering oldfolk and degenerates
Gardimus on
Every single person advising Trump knew he would hire this worm, and everyone of them told him not to.
Sunghanthaek on
Seems like mood swings, often symptomatic of…. Alcohol addiction
tigerseye44 on
Damn I thought putting a podcaster in charge of the FBI was gonna work out great.
LingonberryHot8521 on
Does he like beer, too?
citizsnips on
We don’t have a presidential cabinet; we have a liquor cabinet.
Lemp_Triscuit11 on
I used to be in this boat too. I’m an alcoholic lol
1stMammaltowearpants on
The FBI director is a 100% full-time job with no days off and no hours off. Sorry, Lu$h Patel, you can’t just be wasted all day and run the department. (Which is exactly why he was appointed to the position.)
GeorgeKaplanIsReal on
Whisky Pete and now whisky Patel.
What a shitshow
aresef on
He says made him so angry he couldn’t see straight. Or walk straight.
AsbestosDude on
Guilty people defend and get upset, they argue.
Innocent people might be offended but they’ll laugh off your question because its an obvious no and not worth discussing.
boston_homo on
In addition to being criminals this administration does very poorly with emotional regulation
MinimumApricot365 on
Note that Patel is talking about Kilmar Abbrego Garcia, thats the “convicted gangbanger rapist in el salvadore” Patel is talking about.
An innocent man who has been harrassed by the DHS since the start of the term.
admin_bait14 on
Kra$h Patel’s daily meeting itinerary:
11:00am – R. Woodford
1:00pm – J. Walker
2:30pm – B. Light
2:40pm – B. Light
2:45pm – P. Bismol
3:30pm – R. Woodford
6:00pm – R. Woodford, J. Walker, B. Light, J. Daniels, P. Bismol 🤮
arazamatazguy on
His posture is like someone in an intervention.
Prior_Implement_9279 on
It is so easy to trigger this ugly little man 😂
Ok_Agent_4838 on
oh so that’s why those 2pm meetings kept getting pushed to 4pm, thought it was just standard government efficiency.
MoonPieKitty on
It will be a glorious day when the House of Trump comes tumbling down.
Ok_Shoe_1094 on
this bitch needs to be right sized
TheDadThatGrills on
Let’s be honest, we all thought Hegseth would own these headlines
Randomcommentor1972 on
Not a good drunk if he won’t go to meetings drunk
Toomanyeastereggs on
Discovery on the idiot is going to bury him forever.
“Oh that’s Ka$h ‘fucked a sheep’ Patel”.
Holiday-Age6347 on
it’s these childish outbursts that convinces me that everything that they are accusing him of is 100% true.
BioticVessel on
Again Congress DID NOT DO IT’S JOB of vetting and then approving these MAGAt assholes! Then blame lies on the Senate!
HabANahDa on
And yet he still has a job. Anyone else would have been fired.
GMBong on
unserious country deserves unserious fbi head.
TheMightyMudcrab on
And here I thought Kegseth was Trumps drunkest soldier.
NewAgeMaximum on
This is the best and brightest Trump hires
MirthandMystery on
Confuse him and say “hey we’re all worried about your bro.. you need some help?”
rsm2000 on
Keep it up. Stress is killing all of these clowns because they’ve finally failed up too high.
Wild_Read9062 on
It’s funny, he thinks he’s defending himself when really, it just makes him look small, sad, and pathetic.
apenature on
Flies off the handle could be a literal euphemism for drinking, e.g. a handle of whisky.
jertheman43 on
His reaction told us all that everything alleged is absolutely true.
Illustrious-Fun8324 on
Oh no, is Ka$h going to get *so* mad?
BurnerProfile69420 on
These mofos thought the movie *Flight* was an instruction manual.
Odd_Collection7431 on
methinks the little fella doth protest too drunk
Lacroix24601 on
That’s a page out of every alcoholic’s playbook. Change topics, blame everyone else bc they’re all wrong and you’re just a victim. Sounds the same as my alcoholic dad. Get a new song!!
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What a sad pathetic little man.
He mastered the Rafael Palmeiro pointing.
He’s definitely lying 💀
“Flies off the HANDLE”….haha
He sure is on the defense to be so innocent.
Can’t drink on the job if you schedule your job around your drinking!
He should be done soon. Noem didn’t last long after falling apart publicly in a committee meeting.
He’s drinking himself cross-eyed.
Damn the republicans are like magicians the way they hide how fucked up they all are and point the finger at Dems with wild accusations. Republicans are literally everything they accuse Dems of.
I can’t believe the incompetence of the man. Rescheduling meetings? Why on earth can he not just drink during the meetings like a functional alcoholic?
The whole administration is just a cesspool of doddering oldfolk and degenerates
Every single person advising Trump knew he would hire this worm, and everyone of them told him not to.
Seems like mood swings, often symptomatic of…. Alcohol addiction
Damn I thought putting a podcaster in charge of the FBI was gonna work out great.
Does he like beer, too?
We don’t have a presidential cabinet; we have a liquor cabinet.
I used to be in this boat too. I’m an alcoholic lol
The FBI director is a 100% full-time job with no days off and no hours off. Sorry, Lu$h Patel, you can’t just be wasted all day and run the department. (Which is exactly why he was appointed to the position.)
Whisky Pete and now whisky Patel.
What a shitshow
He says made him so angry he couldn’t see straight. Or walk straight.
Guilty people defend and get upset, they argue.
Innocent people might be offended but they’ll laugh off your question because its an obvious no and not worth discussing.
In addition to being criminals this administration does very poorly with emotional regulation
Note that Patel is talking about Kilmar Abbrego Garcia, thats the “convicted gangbanger rapist in el salvadore” Patel is talking about.
An innocent man who has been harrassed by the DHS since the start of the term.
Kra$h Patel’s daily meeting itinerary:
11:00am – R. Woodford
1:00pm – J. Walker
2:30pm – B. Light
2:40pm – B. Light
2:45pm – P. Bismol
3:30pm – R. Woodford
6:00pm – R. Woodford, J. Walker, B. Light, J. Daniels, P. Bismol 🤮
His posture is like someone in an intervention.
It is so easy to trigger this ugly little man 😂
oh so that’s why those 2pm meetings kept getting pushed to 4pm, thought it was just standard government efficiency.
It will be a glorious day when the House of Trump comes tumbling down.
this bitch needs to be right sized
Let’s be honest, we all thought Hegseth would own these headlines
Not a good drunk if he won’t go to meetings drunk
Discovery on the idiot is going to bury him forever.
“Oh that’s Ka$h ‘fucked a sheep’ Patel”.
it’s these childish outbursts that convinces me that everything that they are accusing him of is 100% true.
Again Congress DID NOT DO IT’S JOB of vetting and then approving these MAGAt assholes! Then blame lies on the Senate!
And yet he still has a job. Anyone else would have been fired.
unserious country deserves unserious fbi head.
And here I thought Kegseth was Trumps drunkest soldier.
This is the best and brightest Trump hires
Confuse him and say “hey we’re all worried about your bro.. you need some help?”
Keep it up. Stress is killing all of these clowns because they’ve finally failed up too high.
It’s funny, he thinks he’s defending himself when really, it just makes him look small, sad, and pathetic.
Flies off the handle could be a literal euphemism for drinking, e.g. a handle of whisky.
His reaction told us all that everything alleged is absolutely true.
Oh no, is Ka$h going to get *so* mad?
These mofos thought the movie *Flight* was an instruction manual.
methinks the little fella doth protest too drunk
That’s a page out of every alcoholic’s playbook. Change topics, blame everyone else bc they’re all wrong and you’re just a victim. Sounds the same as my alcoholic dad. Get a new song!!