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  1. otherwisepandemonium on

    Pedo thinks he can just overthrow a sovereign nation and make it a US state on his command.

  2. itsatumbleweed on

    Trump wants to give citizenship to the criminals he sent to Venezuela.

  3. Pleasant-Seesaw6119 on

    MAGA rejoicing over newly naturalized Venezuelans would be quite something

  4. solidgoldrocketpants on

    Bro, if you want more states Puerto Rico and DC are right there.

  5. Deports Venezuelans for being illegal immigrants.

    Annexes their country and makes all Venezuelans US citizens.

    When your at a dementia contest and your opponent is a Republican.

  6. arcanehornet_ on

    With how much has been happening lately, I genuinely forgot about the Venezuela situation.

  7. he should just make Epsine’s island the 51st state. It’s vacant, he knows his way around it and it will satisfy his need of getting a new state.

  8. I’m 100% certain his plan is to make it a state and deport everyone who lives there for not being American Citizens.

  9. speckledlobster on

    This is stupid and embarrassing, but it’s also just a distraction (from all the other stupid and embarrassing shit he is doing)

  10. so if Venezuela becomes American will ICE expand to there ?, will they deport all the Venezuelans ?

  11. BienPuestos on

    I’m sure adding 30 million Hispanics to the country is exactly what his cult voted for.

  12. hematomabelly on

    He’s doing it so we won’t talk about him having sex with kids. Or the billions of dollars being spent on his war.

  13. Jupiters_phaerie on

    How would you feel as a die hard maga who has trashed Venezuelans all these years and cried so hard for the border to be shutdown and to round up all of them and send them the hell back to where they came from only for the guy you voted for to try to make them all US citizens? Lol

  14. Helldiver-xzoen on

    MAGA: “hell yeah trump! Deport these damn Venezuelan migrants! We don’t want them in our country!”

    trump: “Venezuela will be our 51st state! It’ll be part of our country permanently!”

    Uh, what? Huh? Excuse me? How does this not give his cult whiplash?

  15. boogertaster on

    I dont think trump realizes that this will result in millions of brown people to coming to the US? He would hate that.

  16. Cyrano_Knows on

    Dear Republicans,

    I am sick and tired of you trying to imperialistically add on states to America like you were 1630s England or France or Spain.

  17. First it was Canada. Then Greenland. Now this. Come on guys. When are you going to see through this façade.

  18. Literally had to lose access to all his tech to meet with China and still found a way to tweet. Wow.

  19. AmateurOfAmateurs on

    I went from relieved when he stopped spewing that specific bullshit at us (Canada) all the time, to exasperated that he just changed targets instead of stopping.

  20. It’s like he’s purposely trying to destroy the credibility of the United States.

  21. In the midst of all the cruelty, war, destruction, death and general misery Trump, his lackeys and dumbass MAGAs have caused in their wake the humiliating thing is how unrelenting fucking stupid this all is as epitomized by shit like this.

    It’s like being stuck on a bus driven by a dipshit insists on blowing through all the stop signs because “no one can tell him what to do”.

  22. How about the Epstein files now? This child rapist is playing the country for fools.

  23. 4everLost82 on

    Trump is a fucking idiot. I wish the press and opposition politicians would just start name calling him to his face.

    I’d love to see Trump try and out insult any 13 year old….nevermind, I just remember what would happen to the kid instead.

  24. I hate to stoop to this guy’s level, but I wonder if everybody just replied “Pedo says what?” to every post he makes would infuriate him. You could extend that to MAGA with “Pedo protector says what?” Those are the kind of childlike, schoolyard tactics that seem to work with these jabronis.

  25. Jernau-Morat-Gurgeh on

    This is hilarious. Venezuela would be the 2nd largest state by population (entirely made up of Spanish speakers – so MAGA will love that) and also the 2nd largest by size!

    It would also be by far the worst state by per capita GDP (like by a factor of 10) and a total nominal GDP somewhere in the region of the Dakotas – so an insane quantity of federal aid would be required to flow in to bring it up to even a minimal US standard.

    All round, a, uh, horrible idea. It would cripple the US.

  26. Onikonokage on

    So he just deported tons of Venezuelans to make them US citizens? What a psychotic moron.

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