Like one of those old school dolls where one pulls a string in the back and the doll plays whatever Xi recorded for it.
PhyterNL on
Xi “Don’t protect Taiwan.”
Trump “Yessa, yessa. Understood sa! (bowing)”
Less_Win2234 on
I guess Xi had the bigger dick and Trump the prettiest lips
Taint_Liquor on
Who knew Yam Tits was such a cuck for Xi?
Night_Shift_Grumbler on
Xi got the US president to publicly warn Taiwan not to declare independence, and a $11 billion weapons sale that was supposed to go to Taiwan put on hold.
Trump got a promise of China buying 200 Boeing jets, some soybeans, and got a ballroom tour.
Nobody makes deals like this guy.
PansophicNostradamus on
That was Trump talking, right? With his own words? Immediately after meeting with China? He ***NOW*** has a warning for Taiwan? Oh, my lying ears and eyes… I must be dreaming…
11minspider on
Once again the “Trump repeats what the last person told him” theory is proven once more
Notchibald_Johnson on
Well ya, Xi showed him some trees that he totally doesn’t show anyone else because Donald’s such a big special boy and everyone loves him so much so what else did anyone think would come of it?
Taiwan has no shot.
barryvm on
Did anyone expect anything else? Trump is well know to just parrot whatever a foreign dictator tells him. His character makes him incredibly easy to manipulate into doing something treacherous or destructive, whereas no power in the world can get him to do anything constructive. He sells out or backstabs his country’s allies because he sees them as “weak” while sucking up to hostile foreign dictators because they butter him up and make him believe they are “strong”. The USA’s entire economic and foreign policy is predicated on the alliances he is now betraying.
No-Cranberry6148 on
Why does Donald Trump think he’s the president of the world?
And why isn’t Congress putting a stop to this embarrassing clown show?
Prudent_Link6029 on
Trump Tower Shanghai incoming!
ANTILAMER13 on
Trump bent the knee.
Some Reddit detective got mad at me for saying this.
Smedley_Beamish on
If he’s not being Putin’s bitch, he being Xi’s bitch.
brain_overclocked on
Trump is a businessman; he will sell out, anyone, and anything for his personal gain. That’s what MAGA voted for: to be his chattel.
GreatGojira on
Damn sell out.
Hate this weak bitch so much.
accountabilitycounts on
Weak POTUS.
Blackthorn79 on
At this point with the US and Russia looking foolish for attacking smaller countries and failing at the stated goals, could Tiawan be emboldened to call China’s bluff? China has wanted Tiawan for decades, but they don’t want to destroy the infrastructure and definitely don’t want to cut off the world’s chip supply and further crash the word economy.
Rough_Common6857 on
All the talk about how China is bad, how China is ruining the US, how China needs to be stopped just for him to fold and sell out another ally. And what’s worse is the MAGA cult will go with it. The blind, stupid faith for Donald “Sleepy Joe Lawn Chair” Trump is pathetic.
SpazsterMazster on
I remember hearing about how he wasn’t helping Ukraine properly because he was saving capital in case China invades Taiwan.
DlucinatedHlucinatic on
What a fucking pussy.
ForkliftErotica on
What an idiot
ProfessorDerp22 on
Trump’s weakness is about to forfeit American hegemony. Hope he took a look at China’s infrastructure, it puts America’s to shame.
Jindujun on
What a huge piece of shit that orange man is.
Inspectorgadget4250 on
The real Geppetto has been revealed
Shoddy_Carrot_936 on
This shit is crazy. I suppose china is gonna attack Taiwan before the midterms and they will gain control of the most important company in the world. The US will sit idly by watching China pass us in every conceivable way. Thanks maga. Fucking bananas.
TiePrestigious7265 on
Why is Trump a puppet for so many opposing countries but not for ‘The People’ of the U.S.?
patdoody on
He’s really just coin operated isn’t he.
agaric on
So is Trump a complete and utter sniveling bitch to only the worst leaders of the world, while spitting on his allies?
Tim-in-CA on
Trumf got his marching orders
devllen05 on
He’s such a fucking little bitch.
waldo_wigglesworth on
A man with a backbone of pure gelatin.
or10n_sharkfin on
For fuck’s sake this man needs to go.
Valhadmar on
Trump literally just blows the highest bidder. As long as you can pay him his ass and america are open season for whatever merc work they need.
OlorinRidesAgain on
there has never been a more treacherous and anti american president
KiLLiNDaY on
Total amateur hour by Trump. Embarrassing
Olderpostie on
Why do I get the feeling that Xi held all the cards in this get together?
bsep4 on
Xi just needs to tell Trump he can be his friend, and Taiwan is fucked. The only thing preventing this is Xi has pride.
anchorftw on
Xi told him what to do and he obeyed. What an embarrassment.
StageAboveWater on
It’s not unthinkable that China could simply take Taiwan and move a dozen paces towards global hegemony over the USA by appeasing one single man and typing up a piece of paper renaming a province to ‘Trumpland’ or something.
The USA is in deep shit right now
Trollimperator on
The USA went from ~~a~~ the global superpower, to appearing weak, even against the likes of Iran. Trump is installing a kleptomacy and doesnt give a flying shit about the USA as a world power, its just a tool he can use to enrich himself.
Jawnny-Jawnson on
Say what you want but regarding China/Taiwan Biden was clearly more based. Trump may do right with the smaller fish like Cuba or Venezuela or Iran but seems to bow to Xi and Putin like we aren’t America. It’s actually kind of pathetic. Meanwhile at the same time he says this a Chinese spy who was a mayor here was arrested and a secret Chinese police station leader here was charged
mississippie1 on
So easily manipulated. Give him a couple praises and you can get whatever you want
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Like one of those old school dolls where one pulls a string in the back and the doll plays whatever Xi recorded for it.
Xi “Don’t protect Taiwan.”
Trump “Yessa, yessa. Understood sa! (bowing)”
I guess Xi had the bigger dick and Trump the prettiest lips
Who knew Yam Tits was such a cuck for Xi?
Xi got the US president to publicly warn Taiwan not to declare independence, and a $11 billion weapons sale that was supposed to go to Taiwan put on hold.
Trump got a promise of China buying 200 Boeing jets, some soybeans, and got a ballroom tour.
Nobody makes deals like this guy.
That was Trump talking, right? With his own words? Immediately after meeting with China? He ***NOW*** has a warning for Taiwan? Oh, my lying ears and eyes… I must be dreaming…
Once again the “Trump repeats what the last person told him” theory is proven once more
Well ya, Xi showed him some trees that he totally doesn’t show anyone else because Donald’s such a big special boy and everyone loves him so much so what else did anyone think would come of it?
Taiwan has no shot.
Did anyone expect anything else? Trump is well know to just parrot whatever a foreign dictator tells him. His character makes him incredibly easy to manipulate into doing something treacherous or destructive, whereas no power in the world can get him to do anything constructive. He sells out or backstabs his country’s allies because he sees them as “weak” while sucking up to hostile foreign dictators because they butter him up and make him believe they are “strong”. The USA’s entire economic and foreign policy is predicated on the alliances he is now betraying.
Why does Donald Trump think he’s the president of the world?
And why isn’t Congress putting a stop to this embarrassing clown show?
Trump Tower Shanghai incoming!
Trump bent the knee.
Some Reddit detective got mad at me for saying this.
If he’s not being Putin’s bitch, he being Xi’s bitch.
Trump is a businessman; he will sell out, anyone, and anything for his personal gain. That’s what MAGA voted for: to be his chattel.
Damn sell out.
Hate this weak bitch so much.
Weak POTUS.
At this point with the US and Russia looking foolish for attacking smaller countries and failing at the stated goals, could Tiawan be emboldened to call China’s bluff? China has wanted Tiawan for decades, but they don’t want to destroy the infrastructure and definitely don’t want to cut off the world’s chip supply and further crash the word economy.
All the talk about how China is bad, how China is ruining the US, how China needs to be stopped just for him to fold and sell out another ally. And what’s worse is the MAGA cult will go with it. The blind, stupid faith for Donald “Sleepy Joe Lawn Chair” Trump is pathetic.
I remember hearing about how he wasn’t helping Ukraine properly because he was saving capital in case China invades Taiwan.
What a fucking pussy.
What an idiot
Trump’s weakness is about to forfeit American hegemony. Hope he took a look at China’s infrastructure, it puts America’s to shame.
What a huge piece of shit that orange man is.
The real Geppetto has been revealed
This shit is crazy. I suppose china is gonna attack Taiwan before the midterms and they will gain control of the most important company in the world. The US will sit idly by watching China pass us in every conceivable way. Thanks maga. Fucking bananas.
Why is Trump a puppet for so many opposing countries but not for ‘The People’ of the U.S.?
He’s really just coin operated isn’t he.
So is Trump a complete and utter sniveling bitch to only the worst leaders of the world, while spitting on his allies?
Trumf got his marching orders
He’s such a fucking little bitch.
A man with a backbone of pure gelatin.
For fuck’s sake this man needs to go.
Trump literally just blows the highest bidder. As long as you can pay him his ass and america are open season for whatever merc work they need.
there has never been a more treacherous and anti american president
Total amateur hour by Trump. Embarrassing
Why do I get the feeling that Xi held all the cards in this get together?
Xi just needs to tell Trump he can be his friend, and Taiwan is fucked. The only thing preventing this is Xi has pride.
Xi told him what to do and he obeyed. What an embarrassment.
It’s not unthinkable that China could simply take Taiwan and move a dozen paces towards global hegemony over the USA by appeasing one single man and typing up a piece of paper renaming a province to ‘Trumpland’ or something.
The USA is in deep shit right now
The USA went from ~~a~~ the global superpower, to appearing weak, even against the likes of Iran. Trump is installing a kleptomacy and doesnt give a flying shit about the USA as a world power, its just a tool he can use to enrich himself.
Say what you want but regarding China/Taiwan Biden was clearly more based. Trump may do right with the smaller fish like Cuba or Venezuela or Iran but seems to bow to Xi and Putin like we aren’t America. It’s actually kind of pathetic. Meanwhile at the same time he says this a Chinese spy who was a mayor here was arrested and a secret Chinese police station leader here was charged
So easily manipulated. Give him a couple praises and you can get whatever you want