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  1. Trump talking to the United States: “America is better than China! China’s been ripping us off for *years*!”

    Trump talking to the big China: “China is amazing! America is honored to have done business with you.”

    Trump talking to the small China (AKA Taiwan): “You’re Chinese Taipei now. Deal with it. Xi Jinping wants you, so I’m giving you to him. The strong deserve to rule, by virtue of power. I learned *that* from Master Putin.”

  2. Callabrantus on

    Gotta make those declarations fast before his goldfish brain etch-a-sketches.

  3. nonymousbosch on

    I guess if you keep chanting “America First” people won’t notice when you put America last.

  4. CptJaxxParrow on

    Trump’s stance once again depending entirely on the last person he talked to

  5. Spiritual-Whole2072 on

    80 years old and he still can’t stop stealing everyone’s shit.

  6. I bet he loves all the Chinese purchased farmland that are in the vicinity of our military bases, totally not suspect at all

  7. ApplicationQuirky376 on

    Those MAGA farmers must love getting repeatedly fucked over by this guy.

  8. Malachite_Edge on

    Jesus, no other country should own land in America. America isn’t allowed to own Chinese land.

  9. TJ_learns_stuff on

    I wonder how MAGA justifies this one … seriously.

    My GOP colleagues have been up in arms over farmland being bought by the Chinese for YEARS.

    At some point, they have to take the blinders off, right?

  10. deathwatch1088 on

    It’s called deference to his superiors. America has been in an ever increasing collapse since his first term and this time he’s robbing the country with his crony’s before it’s too late. We’d be lucky if it’s just balkanization and a complete gutting of our quality of life. More likely we’re gonna do the dying empire shit and turn to fascism, try and regain our footing on the global scale using brute force because the ones in positions of power got theirs and it’s the plebs nature to suffer for their ambitions. We were dog walked to this situation.

  11. Za_Lords_Guard on

    His whole America First schtick kinda feels like it might just have been for the election. I’m getting some serious “fuck America; pay me” vibe from the great orange savior.

  12. So China will use American resources such as water to grow crops like alfalfa and send the crops back to China. It doesn’t seem like a good deal for the US.

  13. That’s America first, selling our soil and lands to foreign countries. MAGA is all about selling out the American dream.

  14. I hope you all retain this data and present it all to those who think this is not being a sellout on the world stage

  15. BareNakedSole on

    Hey Trump voters….you are suckers. Every single one of you . You are such simps you should voluntarily agree to never vote again.

    He’s shitting on your kitchen table and you just smile and ask for more.

  16. Traditional-Look8839 on

    Not just any farmland, farmland that is conveniently right next to local military bases in the country. It’s almost like the guy who was caught hiding classified documents in his golf club bathroom isn’t the best for national security.

  17. That’s right, read it and weep Americans. It’s China first. Or Israel first. Russia first? I think it goes Israel, Russia and China maybe tied, oh yeah and the Saudis..

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