Now he’s TACOing out of things he hasn’t even announced yet.
BGID_to_the_moon on
Iranian president at 2:30 PM: nuclear is off the table, we will pursue enrichment.
Trump at 3:00 PM: Talks going well. Iran is caving on nuclear issue.
edm4un on
Does his delay have something to do with the market? Taco Tuesday came early.
WisdomCow on
Avoid a Taco Tuesday by Taco-ing on a Monday …
zebedeolo on
TLDR: TACO
HenryGoodbar on
Does this guy hold a press conference every fuckin day.
dagoth_0001 on
I take « things that never happened » for 100$
abofh on
Xi told him to take his toys and go home. This war is over, he’s just trying to find a way to save face.
MathW on
Since the pattern has been for Trump to announce something, then back off, does the fact he announced he is backing off first mean we should expect a strike tomorrow?
Hayes4prez on
How long is this charade going to continue?
Every Friday it’s threats, every Tuesday it’s TACO. Meanwhile Trump makes a fortune off the market manipulation.
Where are all our “journalists”? Isnt ANYONE going to call him out to his face?
anywho123 on
This fools OPSEC is outstanding.
aircooledJenkins on
I assume it’s not normal for a president to be this involved in a war? Did Obama call the shots daily? Was George W pushing toys across a map directing troops?
MalesaurusRex on
He’s gotta get them trades in before 9:30!
ResortClear730 on
Ah, back to the 2 week loop I see.
LiamtheV on
Why is the president broadcasting military plans?
peppercorns666 on
Super serious war we are having.
WarbossTodd on
TACO Monday everyone!
sunny0_0 on
Hey, y’all Americans. Are you going to let this fukwad steal from you even more?
psychosoldier63 on
How is this still going on, I thought if conflicts went beyond 60 days it needs congressional approval?
Or is this just another instance of them ignoring the law?
liquidsyphon on
TACO TUESDAY!
KazeNilrem on
Hey guys, just to inform everyone that I also am holding off my planned Iranian strike on Wednesday. Just wanted to let you all know, it was going to happen but now I’ve decided not for it to happen. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
53eleven on
Upon waking, Trump found himself in sullen mood early Monday morning. Unexpectedly, and seemingly out of nowhere, the senseless murder of innocent people abroad – killing that used to be bring him such immense glee – didn’t seem to hold the same irresistible sparkle it once did.
PlutoJones42 on
More market manipulation. Lock this fucking dude up already. What are we doing America?
Nivekk_ on
Step #4: back down from empty threat “at the last minute”
The dementia-fuelled groundhog loop continues…
yoursandforever on
I’ve lost serious interest in reading anything that starts with “Trump says”.
Who cares, it’s meaningless. Might be true, might not be. Nothing is added to the sum total of human knowledge by processing anything Trump says.
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So it will be when, then?
Is it Taco Tuesday?
Damn, TACO Tuesday came early
Must have forgotten to place his short orders
Now he’s TACOing out of things he hasn’t even announced yet.
Iranian president at 2:30 PM: nuclear is off the table, we will pursue enrichment.
Trump at 3:00 PM: Talks going well. Iran is caving on nuclear issue.
Does his delay have something to do with the market? Taco Tuesday came early.
Avoid a Taco Tuesday by Taco-ing on a Monday …
TLDR: TACO
Does this guy hold a press conference every fuckin day.
I take « things that never happened » for 100$
Xi told him to take his toys and go home. This war is over, he’s just trying to find a way to save face.
Since the pattern has been for Trump to announce something, then back off, does the fact he announced he is backing off first mean we should expect a strike tomorrow?
How long is this charade going to continue?
Every Friday it’s threats, every Tuesday it’s TACO. Meanwhile Trump makes a fortune off the market manipulation.
Where are all our “journalists”? Isnt ANYONE going to call him out to his face?
This fools OPSEC is outstanding.
I assume it’s not normal for a president to be this involved in a war? Did Obama call the shots daily? Was George W pushing toys across a map directing troops?
He’s gotta get them trades in before 9:30!
Ah, back to the 2 week loop I see.
Why is the president broadcasting military plans?
Super serious war we are having.
TACO Monday everyone!
Hey, y’all Americans. Are you going to let this fukwad steal from you even more?
How is this still going on, I thought if conflicts went beyond 60 days it needs congressional approval?
Or is this just another instance of them ignoring the law?
TACO TUESDAY!
Hey guys, just to inform everyone that I also am holding off my planned Iranian strike on Wednesday. Just wanted to let you all know, it was going to happen but now I’ve decided not for it to happen. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Upon waking, Trump found himself in sullen mood early Monday morning. Unexpectedly, and seemingly out of nowhere, the senseless murder of innocent people abroad – killing that used to be bring him such immense glee – didn’t seem to hold the same irresistible sparkle it once did.
More market manipulation. Lock this fucking dude up already. What are we doing America?
Step #4: back down from empty threat “at the last minute”
The dementia-fuelled groundhog loop continues…
I’ve lost serious interest in reading anything that starts with “Trump says”.
Who cares, it’s meaningless. Might be true, might not be. Nothing is added to the sum total of human knowledge by processing anything Trump says.