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  1. What a steaming pile of over-ripe horse shit. There was no planned military attack. Trump’s tough-guy act is failing bigly and he’s flailing for likes. He’s pathetic.

    Maybe it’s time for another cognitive test.

    *”No one ever picks out the whale. They told me I’m the only one who ever picks it out. And I did it so fast. So fast.”*

  2. ExcitingRound4990 on

    This is the plan until Cuba, unless Iran tolerates this bullshit through the election. 

  3. Far-Lawfulness-6989 on

    The only ‘attack’ Trump had planned was an attack on his nappy with another accident while he’s fallen asleep again.

  4. Significant_Cup_238 on

    While I agree with the sentiment, the last thing I want is for Trump to escalate the war in Iran because he’s sick of being called chicken.

  5. AlkaiserSoze on

    How the fuck do you chicken out of something you didn’t even announce? Does he think that makes him look capable yet compassionate? Cuz it’s neither.

  6. Many_Easy_V2 on

    I find “The Daily Beast” to be terrible.

    I find Donald J . Trump to be even worse.

  7. Bookofdrewsus on

    Are we really gonna wait until he’s a heap of puss and saliva to do anything about this?

  8. You guys have no idea—Trump is currently playing 6-dimensional chess. At least, that’s what he hopes his supporters believe. The truth is, he has no idea how to get out of the mess Bibi has gotten him into. But at least people in America are talking less about the Epstein files now. That was certainly one of the reasons Trump started this war.

  9. Calm_Ad1460 on

    “What will we get for bombing Syria besides more debt and a possible long term conflict? Obama needs Congressional approval.”-Donald Trump

  10. RoninMagister on

    “Trump’s attack” was only formulated out of a sudden need to appear generous and puissant because China rode his ass like a Shetland pony all weekend.

  11. Tattered_Reason on

    Gone are the days where we used to actually go through each step of the TACO cycle for real. In these sad times we just pretend to do it.

  12. Needed to juice the stock market again. Can see in the charts exactly when he made the announcement.

  13. “I was gonna kick this guy’s ass but then I decided not to?”

    “Who?”

    “You know who! Stop asking me questions!!!!”

  14. If only we had a treaty with Iran and russia and china and 4 of our closest allies to allow inspections and to remove nuclear material and to not build a bomb in exchange for access to their own frozen bank accounts and ability to enter world oil markets.

    Oh right, we did, trump tore it up like a toddler because a black man who made everyone laugh at him at the correspondents dinner got credit for it.

  15. Can we not goad this driveling orange lunatic into further military attacks, please and thank you?

  16. AcanthisittaNo6653 on

    Not one military objective is achieved through resuming attacks. The nuclear dust issue is only achievable through diplomacy. The US has no stomach for another ground war. Trump needs to read the room and stop listening to hegseth and netanyahu.

  17. RobutNotRobot on

    This is about the 20th time he has done this. Iranian leadership won’t be moved one bit.

  18. classicrockchick on

    What’s this motherufcker have against Tuesdays? Every attack is scheduled for Tuesday, every deadline is by Tuesday.

  19. Applesaucesquatch on

    Stop equating anything good with this rapist Donald Trump. Tacos are for the people, not for someone that protects his child rapist friends from prosecution. 

  20. Dude has ended like 15 wars with Iran already. Nobel Peace Prize material right there

  21. VeryRareHuman on

    He can say whatever he wants every week. War is following him like the death. Israel will not let him stop the war or negotiate with Iran. Iran wants revenge, they will not give up that easily.

    There is a easy way. Serious negotiations with diplomats and professionals, lift sanctions, pay up rebuild money, get a serious deal on stopping nuclear weapons. But Jesus doctor will never do the easy way.

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