This shit is gonna crash so hard when it turns into physical shortages.
HK-53 on
Final final? Because this is what, the fifth time he’s said this?
Fun-Conclusion-2527 on
What Trump has taught us all is that the US presidents of the past absolutely should have done more to help our country. If this mother fucker can just con things into existence, the competent guys should have gotten more done.
CremeAcrobatic1748 on
I wish I could just say bullshit and will it into existence
Left_Capital133 on
Ok, so what happens when reach the point where reserves start getting low (June I think) and the strait is still closed? Will the price spike overnight? Or does the price stay low but there is no actual oil to buy?
theweirdball on
in the final stages of collapse
prncessvein on
Oh look, another pump and dump for all Trump’s rich friends to make more money! Oil is still over a hundred dollars a barrel, even if this were true the world will still been fucked over for years to come.
Cottager_Northeast on
Yep. Yesterday was TACO Tuesday. Now we get prices a little lower for the mid week buy. Come Friday he’ll say something inflamatory and ramp up over the weekend. On Monday prices will peak and he’ll sell high, then it’ll be TACO Tuesday again.
shaka893P on
So, sell today?
teachbirds2fly on
Lol just wait until close Friday
KeyAny3800 on
Even if this conflict resolved today, crude will be below $100 for very little time because the supply is disrupted and it’ll take months for it to stabilize let alone normalize
Unique-Coffee5087 on
I wonder if the Iranians know that they are in the final stages of their talks? I wonder if the Iranians know that they are in talks at all?
Soundo0owave on
The market knows it’s blatantly exploiting itself, generating endless money on the backs of struggling people just for profit, just to feel validated, so you can wake up, look in the mirror, and think, “I’m a good person—because I make good money.”
HarEr89 on
Another week of massive market manipulation. Friday evening he will threaten with more attacks again.
HarEr89 on
The final stages of the final stages. Trust me, bro!
BrofessorFarnsworth on
Does Iran know this?
Telstar2525 on
These dumb ceos believe him?
Shjfty on
Does anyone actually believe this anymore?
Cav829 on
It’s very convenient how this happens every last time oil is ready to break back toward $120/barrel.
DGIce on
They never explain what the deals are, they never explain what real world incentives have changed that would lead to resolution. Hence the “news” is almost as useless as no statement at all.
copperblood on
Another perfectly timed trade by Barron 🤣🤡
Material_Policy6327 on
Yet prices at the pump gonna remain sky high
paging_mrherman on
Buy buy buy buy!!!!!!
NoSwordfish6949 on
The truth is **always** the exact opposite of what he says.
roller_coaster325 on
BS, low intelligence, market manipulation and gullible US negotiators. But definitely not close to a huuuuuge deal.
ShambolicRubel on
The rug pull.
Raspberries-Are-Evil on
Tomorrow: “Iran says it does not agree to anything.”
chriskot123 on
What talks?
Zixinus on
They believe Trump?
gumnamaadmi on
How can anyone believe what he shits out. Unbelievable.
aamar98 on
War will restart on Monday. 👍
Fritzo2162 on
Wait until Monday.
rva_monsta on
Iran_peace_plan_final_FINALFINAL.pdf
Immediate-Leg1362 on
How many times will “the market” fall for this?
Blastosist on
lol, if you believe that I have a gold “ made in USA” phone to sell you .
ThePowerfulPaet on
You’d have to be a complete moron to believe a single goddamn thing he says.
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Blatant market manipulation.
Yay, we’re saved (again)!
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This shit is gonna crash so hard when it turns into physical shortages.
Final final? Because this is what, the fifth time he’s said this?
What Trump has taught us all is that the US presidents of the past absolutely should have done more to help our country. If this mother fucker can just con things into existence, the competent guys should have gotten more done.
I wish I could just say bullshit and will it into existence
Ok, so what happens when reach the point where reserves start getting low (June I think) and the strait is still closed? Will the price spike overnight? Or does the price stay low but there is no actual oil to buy?
in the final stages of collapse
Oh look, another pump and dump for all Trump’s rich friends to make more money! Oil is still over a hundred dollars a barrel, even if this were true the world will still been fucked over for years to come.
Yep. Yesterday was TACO Tuesday. Now we get prices a little lower for the mid week buy. Come Friday he’ll say something inflamatory and ramp up over the weekend. On Monday prices will peak and he’ll sell high, then it’ll be TACO Tuesday again.
So, sell today?
Lol just wait until close Friday
Even if this conflict resolved today, crude will be below $100 for very little time because the supply is disrupted and it’ll take months for it to stabilize let alone normalize
I wonder if the Iranians know that they are in the final stages of their talks? I wonder if the Iranians know that they are in talks at all?
The market knows it’s blatantly exploiting itself, generating endless money on the backs of struggling people just for profit, just to feel validated, so you can wake up, look in the mirror, and think, “I’m a good person—because I make good money.”
Another week of massive market manipulation. Friday evening he will threaten with more attacks again.
The final stages of the final stages. Trust me, bro!
Does Iran know this?
These dumb ceos believe him?
Does anyone actually believe this anymore?
It’s very convenient how this happens every last time oil is ready to break back toward $120/barrel.
They never explain what the deals are, they never explain what real world incentives have changed that would lead to resolution. Hence the “news” is almost as useless as no statement at all.
Another perfectly timed trade by Barron 🤣🤡
Yet prices at the pump gonna remain sky high
Buy buy buy buy!!!!!!
The truth is **always** the exact opposite of what he says.
BS, low intelligence, market manipulation and gullible US negotiators. But definitely not close to a huuuuuge deal.
The rug pull.
Tomorrow: “Iran says it does not agree to anything.”
What talks?
They believe Trump?
How can anyone believe what he shits out. Unbelievable.
War will restart on Monday. 👍
Wait until Monday.
Iran_peace_plan_final_FINALFINAL.pdf
How many times will “the market” fall for this?
lol, if you believe that I have a gold “ made in USA” phone to sell you .
You’d have to be a complete moron to believe a single goddamn thing he says.