I rather doubt anything good is going to come from this.
zoo_tickles on
“Breaking protocol” and “massive arms deal” are never great in the same sentence
SY0123 on
So the visit to China did not bear the fruit they were expecting?
Neither_Amoeba_5002 on
Cheeto pedo can’t even spell protocol let alone follow it.
Lordhartley on
He is going to tell him China is nice and he should give up his land.
t_ba on
He probably thinks a protocol is a puffy pastry filled with whipped cream.
battousai611 on
He’s going to count this as one of the fictional wars he lies about stopping. Funny he never counts the ones he actually starts.
Mewhomewhy on
He’s going to tell him that the US is going to abandon Taiwan because Xi said a nice thing about him.
ballthyrm on
I expect a mafia style shakedown. “Do this for me or else”
Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart on
Trump is now getting spit roasted by Putin and Xi.
we_are_sex_bobomb on
And I know exactly what he’s going to say to the Taiwan president:
“China is offering me this much to let them annex you. So what can you offer Trump?”
Sweatytubesock on
Taiwan’s president has my deepest sympathies
Homersarmy41 on
Did he finally figure out the Chinese were making fun of him?
El_Guap on
“Bribe me and I will tell Ghina to leave you alone”. *Trick! I just want a bribe and TTFN!*
K1ngofnoth1ng on
Probably going to tell them the same thing he told Ukraine “just surrender, you don’t hold any cards” because China was nice to him.
cetootski on
This might be a reaction to the putin-xi bromance.
PhysicalAttitude6631 on
It’s not a break in protocol when he’s a Chinese agent. Remember when Trump said Biden would be the one to sell out the US to China?
Voderama on
“Chinas gonna take you”
Mountain_rage on
Is Taiwan the new target for a 51st state?
Kenosis94 on
So the question is TSMC calls or puts?
Inevitable-Ad8692 on
The orange rapist doesn’t know the name of “the person running Taiwan” and I can guarantee you that the convicted felon couldn’t find Taiwan on a map. He probably couldn’t locate China, for that matter.
Keep on rockin’ in the free world, ‘Murica!
quiteUnskilled on
This is going to lead to him tweeting/doing something crazy again to fuck up the economy for a couple of days/weeks. The pattern is becoming rather predictable.
QuickUnion9052 on
China wouldn’t want any other American president to say that, because it legitimizes Taiwan as a sovereign country.
But Trump’s probably going to call this guy to shake him down for money and to repeat Chinese talking points.
2xfun on
MMW: China will take over Taiwan soon
frankduxvandamme on
“Sir, sir,” Taiwan says – tremendous country, very smart country, they make the chips for the computers, the best chips frankly — and Taiwan has tears in its eyes. Nobody thought a country could cry like this, but they were crying.
And Taiwan says, “Mr. Trump, thank you. Thank you for protecting us. Without you, we’d be finished. Completely finished.”
And I said, “Taiwan, don’t cry. You’ve got to be strong.” But they couldn’t help it. The tears were flowing. People couldn’t believe it.
The fake news never reports these conversations. They don’t want to. But countries come up to me all the time — countries! — with tears in their eyes saying, “Sir, nobody has ever treated us so well.””
Fire_Z1 on
He’s going to tell him to move the semiconductor to the USA or he won’t protect Taiwan from China
ClownMorty on
Lol Trump does not understand strategic ambiguity at all.
On the other hand, I wonder where they’re going to build the new Trump tower in China?
Haunting_Reflections on
Inb4 Taiwan is extremely rude and disrespectful and America will be bombing their critical infrastructure in the name of world peace.
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I rather doubt anything good is going to come from this.
“Breaking protocol” and “massive arms deal” are never great in the same sentence
So the visit to China did not bear the fruit they were expecting?
Cheeto pedo can’t even spell protocol let alone follow it.
He is going to tell him China is nice and he should give up his land.
He probably thinks a protocol is a puffy pastry filled with whipped cream.
He’s going to count this as one of the fictional wars he lies about stopping. Funny he never counts the ones he actually starts.
He’s going to tell him that the US is going to abandon Taiwan because Xi said a nice thing about him.
I expect a mafia style shakedown. “Do this for me or else”
Trump is now getting spit roasted by Putin and Xi.
And I know exactly what he’s going to say to the Taiwan president:
“China is offering me this much to let them annex you. So what can you offer Trump?”
Taiwan’s president has my deepest sympathies
Did he finally figure out the Chinese were making fun of him?
“Bribe me and I will tell Ghina to leave you alone”. *Trick! I just want a bribe and TTFN!*
Probably going to tell them the same thing he told Ukraine “just surrender, you don’t hold any cards” because China was nice to him.
This might be a reaction to the putin-xi bromance.
It’s not a break in protocol when he’s a Chinese agent. Remember when Trump said Biden would be the one to sell out the US to China?
“Chinas gonna take you”
Is Taiwan the new target for a 51st state?
So the question is TSMC calls or puts?
The orange rapist doesn’t know the name of “the person running Taiwan” and I can guarantee you that the convicted felon couldn’t find Taiwan on a map. He probably couldn’t locate China, for that matter.
Keep on rockin’ in the free world, ‘Murica!
This is going to lead to him tweeting/doing something crazy again to fuck up the economy for a couple of days/weeks. The pattern is becoming rather predictable.
China wouldn’t want any other American president to say that, because it legitimizes Taiwan as a sovereign country.
But Trump’s probably going to call this guy to shake him down for money and to repeat Chinese talking points.
MMW: China will take over Taiwan soon
“Sir, sir,” Taiwan says – tremendous country, very smart country, they make the chips for the computers, the best chips frankly — and Taiwan has tears in its eyes. Nobody thought a country could cry like this, but they were crying.
And Taiwan says, “Mr. Trump, thank you. Thank you for protecting us. Without you, we’d be finished. Completely finished.”
And I said, “Taiwan, don’t cry. You’ve got to be strong.” But they couldn’t help it. The tears were flowing. People couldn’t believe it.
The fake news never reports these conversations. They don’t want to. But countries come up to me all the time — countries! — with tears in their eyes saying, “Sir, nobody has ever treated us so well.””
He’s going to tell him to move the semiconductor to the USA or he won’t protect Taiwan from China
Lol Trump does not understand strategic ambiguity at all.
On the other hand, I wonder where they’re going to build the new Trump tower in China?
Inb4 Taiwan is extremely rude and disrespectful and America will be bombing their critical infrastructure in the name of world peace.
Mr Peace Man sure likes to start wars.
What do they call Krasnov in Beijing?