But Penny Mordaunt’s praying mantis is okay, right?
NerdyFloofTail on
Male making it to 11 is crazy. They usually only make it 3-4 tops. Females on the other hand can live 25-35+ years. Oldest on record is a trapdoor spider that made it to 43 and only died because of predation rather than age.
Agreeable_Falcon1044 on
Not my choice of pet but it’s gutting when you do lose one. My condolences to him as it’s been his friend and there for him for 11 years 🙁
Uniform764 on
Well….thats one less original sentence noone has ever used before I guess?
Always sucks losing a pet though, that’s sad
pajamakitten on
Poor Cronos. He was more warm and caring than most Tory MPs at the time.
AI-Slop-Bot on
Absolutely brilliant article. British satire at its finest.
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But Penny Mordaunt’s praying mantis is okay, right?
Male making it to 11 is crazy. They usually only make it 3-4 tops. Females on the other hand can live 25-35+ years. Oldest on record is a trapdoor spider that made it to 43 and only died because of predation rather than age.
Not my choice of pet but it’s gutting when you do lose one. My condolences to him as it’s been his friend and there for him for 11 years 🙁
Well….thats one less original sentence noone has ever used before I guess?
Always sucks losing a pet though, that’s sad
Poor Cronos. He was more warm and caring than most Tory MPs at the time.
Absolutely brilliant article. British satire at its finest.