He’s basically a vegetable at this point. It’s only right he’s surrounded by soil. Hopefully he never sees sunlight again.
runitsuka on
Probably in russia
JiveChicken00 on
Let me guess, roughly six feet underground.
Lourrr100 on
It’s one of two things: either he’s in Russia or he’s underground (I’m praying for the latter)
MrDNL on
Just him and his three Mossad bodyguards
sunny0_0 on
The US’s supreme leader is holed up in a known location
jhhertel on
well considering the US and Israel are bombing their leadership whenever possible, having a fake supreme leader is ideal.
I mean I have no love for the Iranians, but you can’t assassinate their leadership and then get all butthurt when there is no one that can negotiate with you, and they wont allow any information to get out about the new leadership.
Their are rumors that he has suffered a serious facial injury, which would be a pretty good reason to not show yourself to the public, but also it would be a pretty good cover story if the dude was just six feet under. No idea which it is. And I see no reason Iran would seek to clarify which it was at this point.
Wintersage7 on
Lead from below! Because of course.
Grunty0 on
I could have told you that
Sniperkitten42 on
Amazing that Trump can still negotiate with him every Friday afternoon and Sunday night.
A true deal maker doesn’t let a little thing like geography or the ability for the other side to hear you get in the way.
Yourmomsgotanass on
“US intelligence says”. My ass is a better novelist.
epicredditdude1 on
That’s a fancy way of saying “US intelligence confirms they don’t know location of Irans supreme leader”
CrewMemberNumber6 on
Probably doesn’t want to be Epsteined.
CurryAndCommunism on
🚨🚨🚨Breaking News: A guy is in a place somewhere, more at 11🚨🚨🚨
xxxx69420xx on
how do they know it’s undisclosed? he could be 5th and main in triradiate colorado in that white house with the red car out front.
WasteBinStuff on
I mean…..fucking, _of course he is_.
Seriously! Who wouldn’t be?
AndyB1976 on
They should start calling him “The Second Most Supreme Leader”.
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He’s basically a vegetable at this point. It’s only right he’s surrounded by soil. Hopefully he never sees sunlight again.
Probably in russia
Let me guess, roughly six feet underground.
It’s one of two things: either he’s in Russia or he’s underground (I’m praying for the latter)
Just him and his three Mossad bodyguards
The US’s supreme leader is holed up in a known location
well considering the US and Israel are bombing their leadership whenever possible, having a fake supreme leader is ideal.
I mean I have no love for the Iranians, but you can’t assassinate their leadership and then get all butthurt when there is no one that can negotiate with you, and they wont allow any information to get out about the new leadership.
Their are rumors that he has suffered a serious facial injury, which would be a pretty good reason to not show yourself to the public, but also it would be a pretty good cover story if the dude was just six feet under. No idea which it is. And I see no reason Iran would seek to clarify which it was at this point.
Lead from below! Because of course.
I could have told you that
Amazing that Trump can still negotiate with him every Friday afternoon and Sunday night.
A true deal maker doesn’t let a little thing like geography or the ability for the other side to hear you get in the way.
“US intelligence says”. My ass is a better novelist.
That’s a fancy way of saying “US intelligence confirms they don’t know location of Irans supreme leader”
Probably doesn’t want to be Epsteined.
🚨🚨🚨Breaking News: A guy is in a place somewhere, more at 11🚨🚨🚨
how do they know it’s undisclosed? he could be 5th and main in triradiate colorado in that white house with the red car out front.
I mean…..fucking, _of course he is_.
Seriously! Who wouldn’t be?
They should start calling him “The Second Most Supreme Leader”.