“Mom, I signed a contract, they promised drones, admission, that we’d get money. In the end they fucking threw me into assault troops.” A russian invader is whining after signing a contract to serve in a UAV unit but instead was sent into meat assault. As a result, he suffered severe leg wounds.
Source: BigDeckBob
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Oh no…. Anyways…
Mom…
If I’m not mistaken, middle-aged women are Actually Putin’s strongest base of support, the ones most taken in by his lies about great Russian culture and strength.
Welcome to the meat grinder.
imo he lucks pretty lucky compared to the videos of his comrades with limbs completely blown off.
“I was ready to kill but not take risks”
You deserve it Joffrey Baratheon
But being in a UAV unit killing Ukrainians would have been totally ok, it just sucks now because he is part of the meat grinder.
May the next VOG rip your arms off
Anyone else having salad for tea?
The kid was always a dumb fuck.
No crying in ~~casino~~ 3-days SMO
TIL, Putin and the Russian army lies to people.
Mom, I signed up so I could murder Ukranian women and children safely while using a drone.
They never said anything about being on the frontlines hunted by Ukranians with drones who are going to kill me for invading their sovereign nation.
Somewhere right now, a dog is pissing on a lamp post.
Just minor wounds. Back to slaughter son
I’m so glad he’s showing proof! If only there had been proof like this before, surely he would not have made this mistake /s
“mom, they promised me I’d get to kill Ukrainians from a distance, but they pushed me into a unit that has to kill Ukrainians from up close.
So unfair!”
Christ, these fucking people, I swear
Should have stayed home Ivan.
Mommy, sorry I can’t bring you home a washing machine. /s
Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh.
Here I am at Camp Ukrainuh.
I was lied to in my training.
And I’ll go to hell when I’m done with my bleeding.
Could not care less… anyhow.. what’s for lunch?
“Mum, I signed up to a war to kill the enemy, but I got hurt. That shouldn’t happen because I’m Russian and Putin said we’re amazing. Come to think of it, that scewed history lesson also said we’re amazing. Mum, Mum the world is so unfair. How can this happen?”
Russia is unfair. Nothign else here.
Cry me a river. This little shit and others like him thought that they will be killing Ukrainians from safety and maybe even make cool videos of it.
I have plenty of things I could say about them but that would ban me from Reddit
I certainly wouldn’t go to war for a short old man with a receding hairline.
Around 20c. Got some steaks on the grill, Sweden. Sun is shining.
What else is there to say about the russian condition. Ready to kill their neighbors for personal gain and only complaining when they get fucked over.
“I wanted to kill people with minimal chance of repercussions, but then I actually got hurt! Wahhhhhhhh”
Oh, you’re gonna get the drone, chap.
That’s a promise.
You can see the cellulitis in his leg. It can be stopped with a cheap antibiotic by taking it for a week. He could be back trying to murder women and children in two weeks.
Now he is going to die laying in that field, probably alone. The Russian officers have written him off and hope his body is never found. They may even ground him in using a tracked vehicle. That sounds like the Russian thing to do. No payment or a Lada for mommy. Just a half sack of potatoes, a head of cabbage, and a bug filled sack of flour.
So he was fine killing people on a headset but it’s not quite the same now
They promised me I could murder Ukrainians, but now I’m wounded… 😢
So sad. /s
He certainly got the drones just not in the way he wanted
“Kumrads die before they’re old.
Kumrads die because they’re told.”
e.e. cummings.
(https://www.best-poems.net/e-e-cummings/kumrads-die-because-they039re-told.html)
Quite happy to kill innocent Ukrainians for some blood money wasn’t he.
Technically you are in the UAV division, they just didn’t specify which end of the UAV you were going to be on. Always read the small print, smh.
So basically: “I was hoping to ki11 Ukrainians safely by drones, but they lied, I’m not safe, I’m even harmed, WTH, mom!?”
– Commander, I was told I’ll be using drones.
– Sorry for the misunderstanding. The Ukrainian drones will be using you for targeting.